Threesomes [probably NSFW]

[Plow]

I hate Maxx sometimes to, but only because sometimes he says sillt yet hilarious things like: "STOP TRYING TO STOP ME FROM BRINGING SOME GOODNESS INTO THIS WORLD", but then i stop being angry at him when i remember how alot of people used to be needlessly hateful towards him, and how i don't want to add to the CYCLE OF HATE.

Don't worry, just read his posts to me in this thread.


The cycle is thoroughly complete.

[Demosthenes11]

my gf is bi-curious and we always joke about having one...
but there's no way in hell either of us would be able to handle the jealousy during and after

If she is really bi then she shouldnt be jealous because she is getting to do the girl too.

uh not true at all?

[Groovebox]

Let my boy Big Jay Oakerson explain why threesomes get weird, too fast. This is hilarious:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XoB8jbBGPfM

[Vuitton]

Less bitching, more stories, so I have something to fantasize about.

Me and Shuemue taking turns fucking plow in the ass with a baseball bat is technically a threesome

Plowing Plow's ass?

Sorry I couldn't help making the play on words.

[Neosutra]

my gf is bi-curious and we always joke about having one...
but there's no way in hell either of us would be able to handle the jealousy during and after

If she is really bi then she shouldnt be jealous because she is getting to do the girl too.

uh not true at all?

In my experience if they GF is as into the woman as you are, no jealously arrises. But GL finding that.

[chillin]

i havent had a threesome but i can assure u it owns

[thestalkmore]

I remember when Maxx would come on the forums and go "DRK RULEZ!" and he was all serious and people would go "Get the fuck out Maxx," and Maxx would go "YOU GUYS ARE SO MEAN" and everyone would go "what a DRK" and he'd go "seriously, DRK is good, I hit things with my Gsword" and people would go "What the fuck?" and he'd go "Really, I swear" and people would go "Leave." and he'd go "No, you leave, jerks." and someone would start a poll for him to be banned.

[Shuemue]

I remember when you weren't a dick. You and Maxx switched.

[thestalkmore]

I was being nostalgic, not mean =(

[#686578]

I always just assumed that most threesomes always occurred between 3 non committed horny people.

This.

When I was around 14ish, an admittedly loose girl I was trying to get invited me over to go swimming and her friend just happened to be there. Being 14, it didn't go all the way. (Later it did, with just her.)

At around the same time, 14ish, I was at a friends house and his girlfriend came over, and things just kind of happened. I ended up going for a walk before anything got too heavy.

Too Lame; Didn't Read: I'm a pussy faggot that wusses out on threesomes.

Fuck yeah, necroposting

[Penthesilea]

I had two, they weren't the greatest in the world. I wasn't into the chicks other than my ex-gf, but I went through with it. Psycho ex-gf and the girls kinda started a relationship together and I was the one who was getting burned, so that's kinda left a bitter taste.

If I had the opportunity to participate again, I'd probably do it only if I was in a non-committed relationship with either of the girls.

[Mizango]

i havent had a threesome but i can assure u it owns

LOL. You tell'em.

[Churchill]

My career field has tons of sluts...so yes. Never in a real relationship though.

[terranova]

just till she comes home and says "I didn't find a girl, but I found this guy who was more than willing!".


My threesome story: It was my birthday, I was in college, these 2 girls (1 hot 1 average) said to me that they'll give me a threesome tonight because they didn't get me a present.

I told them I have to pass since I don't know how to go home from their place >_> (they lived very very far from me in a suburb I've never been to, over an hour and a half drive at least, and I didn't have a car back then).

I would have went anyway. Sex with two chicks > taking long ass time to get home.

Edit: And I'm sure they would have found a way to get you home.