Weezer's New Video

[Day]

It can go both ways really. You will either have your asshole licked numerous times within a day, or you will get accused of being an attention whore even if you didn't do anything approaching that.

Where do I sign up for the first option?

[Blarg]

If I can't stereotype women then life isn't worth living.

[shihei]

titz or gtfo

[Ryko]

Can't stop listening to it on repeat, this may have replaced Perfect Situation as my favorite Weezer song. Although that could be the novelty speaking.

I actually don't expect anyone to believe I am a girl nor do I care because I don't like what comes along with being treated with princess mentality and sandwich preparation expectations.

Wait,

so I can't get sandwiches? This sours the deal a bit.

[Churchill]

hrnkkkkk.

[Zoot]

It's kind of like being accused of sexual harassment, no matter what perspective you take it doesn't mean shit. So I'd rather avoid it all together and tell you all you should expect that I have a penis, or even two. Because half the time that's the truth anyways.

Anyways, Weezer

[Ryko]

It's kind of like being accused of sexual harassment, no matter what perspective you take it doesn't mean shit. So I'd rather avoid it all together and tell you all you should expect that I have a penis, or even two. Because half the time that's the truth anyways.

Anyways, Weezer

On this board, that'd probably get you hit on more.

Anyway I'm done derailing, the video was damn impressive.

[Churchill]

Wait so your penis is how big?

[Zoot]

It's huge, it just keeps growing. I have to keep buying new pairs of underpants because it is so large it just cannot be contained.

[Kuya]

It's kind of like being accused of sexual harassment, no matter what perspective you take it doesn't mean shit. So I'd rather avoid it all together and tell you all you should expect that I have a penis, or even two. Because half the time that's the truth anyways.

Anyways, Weezer

On this board, that'd probably get you hit on more.

Anyway I'm done derailing, the video was damn impressive.

Ryko might be referring to me.

BUT YES WEEZER IS GRAT

[Churchill]

This really got out of hand fast.

[Ryko]

It's huge, it just keeps growing. I have to keep buying new pairs of underpants because it is so large it just cannot be contained.

I've used that line before on churchill, he probably wont fall for it again.

And lol not you kuya. "/BG/" could very well stand for blatantly gay.

[Churchill]

poidh.

[Zoot]

It's huge, it just keeps growing. I have to keep buying new pairs of underpants because it is so large it just cannot be contained.

I've used that line before on churchill, he probably wont fall for it again.

And lol not you kuya. "/BG/" could very well stand for blatantly gay.

Well then maybe it's so tiny that I have to act really big on these boards to compensate. The ladies ignore me because I swear they know it is so small. Hungry nights, once again. Now it's getting unbelievable. 'Cause I could not have it better, but I just can't get no play from the girls all around as they search the night for someone to hold on to, I just pass through.

[Kuya]

Everything is gay on the internet.

[Ryko]

It's huge, it just keeps growing. I have to keep buying new pairs of underpants because it is so large it just cannot be contained.

I've used that line before on churchill, he probably wont fall for it again.

And lol not you kuya. "/BG/" could very well stand for blatantly gay.

Well then maybe it's so tiny that I have to act really big on these boards to compensate. The ladies ignore me because I swear they know it is so small. Hungry nights, once again. Now it's getting unbelievable. 'Cause I could not have it better, but I just can't get no play from the girls all around as they search the night for someone to hold on to, I just pass through.

Probably could get some pity play with that one.

[Blarg]

Everything is gay on the internet.

Even car crashes resulting in explosions?

[Churchill]

So if you're a girl that means I should email you cock shots and you'll want to sex right?

[Day]

What about the rimjobs though?

[Kuya]

Everything is gay on the internet.

Even car crashes resulting in explosions?

Rainbows are born that way.