Booooost!!

[Avarice]

Stolen from another site, it was just too good for others to not see it.

Chi Blast macro:

[Euphoria]

does the first person to read the entire thing win a million dollars?

[Avarice]

does the first person to read the entire thing win a million dollars?

Considering it's worth the read, surewhynot?

[Sizah]

Didnt read all but curious what happens when this dude has an orgasm o.o

[Guitarman]

Really old, but funny nonetheless.

(yeah ive read every single word in it too).

[Zanz L. Barre The 3rd]

Total classic, though like 10th time posted lol

[Eurlzoo]

Not as funny as the original one!

[Olo401]

Definitely so good it deserves its own thread.

[Izzy]

Yea, that's basically a less funny ripoff of the original "epic boost macro". The original one had more emo.

[Gafgarionn]

needs moar chillicheese

[Gunitsoldier]

Yea, that's basically a less funny ripoff of the original "epic boost macro". The original one had more emo.

Yeah, less people ruining the macro aswell.

[Lornkeit]

Yea, that's basically a less funny ripoff of the original "epic boost macro". The original one had more emo.

Yeah, less people ruining the macro aswell.

"Ruining" the macro was part of the humour. He was quitting the game and that was sort of his exit and he was pretty much recounting in that boost macro all of the little inside jokes that we all had, etc, while doing something pretty ridiculous. ^^;

[Jamalthenig]

What a waste of time.

I like it.

[Kiyuan98]

Yea, that's basically a less funny ripoff of the original "epic boost macro". The original one had more emo.

[alt]

Yea, that's basically a less funny ripoff of the original "epic boost macro". The original one had more emo.

Will I dream?

[AkashiXI]

Didnt read all but curious what happens when this dude has an orgasm o.o

He makes the girl yell pizza?

[Izzy]

Yea, that's basically a less funny ripoff of the original "epic boost macro". The original one had more emo.

Will I dream?

hahahahahah

[terranova]

>_>

[Mayareira]

alt+1

/p I call forth, the divine powers of Alanta <call0>
/wait 1
/em begins to lift the rock from the ground with his power.
/wait 1
/p YESSSSSSSSSSS I FEEL THE BOOOST OF POWAR!<call1>
/wait 1

alt+2
/shout CAN YOU FEEL IT VANADEIL? THIS IS TRUE POWER!
/wait 1
/p GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH<Call2>
/wait 1
/p <Call17>Current power stats:
/wait 1

alt+3
/em power bar [|||||| ] 30%
/wait 1
/em power bar [||||||||||||||||| ] 65%
/wait 1
/em power bar [||||||||||||||||||||||| ] 100%
/wait 1

alt+4
/p NOW GATHER AROUND MY BROTHERANS
/wait1
/p HERE I GO
/wait
/p BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSTUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU<Call3>
/wait 1
/ja "Boost" <me>

Alt+5
/p MY NEXT ATTACK WILL NOW DO MORE DMG<Call1>
/wait 1
/em power begins to fade
/wait 1
/em power bar [|||||||||||||||||| ] 75%
/wait 1
/em power bar [|||||||||]40%
/wait 1
/em power bar []0%

alt+6
/p I tried my best, tell me..
/wait 1
/p will i dream <Call10>
/wait 10
/p BOOST MACRO READY
/wait 1
/echo BOOST MACRO READY

[terranova]

Chillicheese = <3

The original always the best. Any others that come after is just long and drawn out and not funny.