jungle booty
jungle booty
I hope they're left alone to remain as they are.
Or send them to Australia, i hear Australiens love people like this.
Nah, toss them on a Res. There's logging to be done!Originally Posted by Lordwafik
Nah, lets send them bitches some Gamecubes and George Foreman grills.Originally Posted by Lordwafik
Who is protecting them? Is there some sort of prime directive involved? They don't even pay taxes!Originally Posted by Lordwafik
Time to unleash some capitalist democracy on their asses.
*knucklepop*
Thats just not the merican way! THEY HAVE BOMBS GET EM!Originally Posted by Lordwafik
Yeah but I bet 5 years later a fired official will tell us they really didn't have bombs.
Then we'd just look like jerks.
Well at least we will be making progress.
We need to tear down their trees and dress them with uncomfortable fabric. Only then will it be progress.
Awesome we can take all their trees and raise the paper prices here, it will be like double the fucking profit, you are a genius.
By then we won't give a damn.Originally Posted by Beckwin
Posting here to say that I approve of that Civilization (?) shop.
Originally Posted by Maguspk
Word.
Edit: I can't wait the "we will give you food, clothes and technology if you denounce your pathetic God and accept our Christ as your savior" news reports. Queue Sally Struthers, stat!
Their god has probably changed to an "airplane" now.
edit: Wait, that means that I could probably be their god if I played my cards right.
Where's that southpark episode?
Assuming they have a religion. Remember, they are isolated and do not know the customs of the outside world. Religion may be an unknown concept to them, being ignorant of the world at large.Originally Posted by archibaldcrane
If they didn't have a religion before, they will have one when I stroll up as my stilts-aided 20-foot visage, shooting fireballs from my fingertips with a chorus of angels singing behind me via boombox. being ignorant of the world at large is why i assume they have some sort of religion
Originally Posted by Khamsin
I think we just found Neosutra his vacation spot.
10 bucks he starts a religion somehow based on science, and it has asian chicks as angels.Originally Posted by Beckwin
I'd join.Originally Posted by Kuya