
Originally Posted by
hotpiercedguy
Sorry if this is in the wrong section, I just assumed it would appeal to "advanced" players.
Don't mind them. The advanced trolls eat anyone alive that doesn't talk about minute stat details and game mechanics. You should have talked about possible elemental values and storage slots that this furniture piece might have. If you had put it into some sort of equation for them using the times of the vana'diel day it plays music they would have been asking to be teabagged by you.
Also, if you had made a shot at sage sundi and introduced this news about furniture as a rant about not getting patch details. It would have been win.
Think of it as feeding vegetables to a child. They're gonna bitch and cry about it unless you trick them! The trick is to bitch about other things while talking about the actual news. And maybe try to put it into a mathematical formula as well. =]
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