Most Embarrassing Moment during Sex (NSFW)

[Nighty]

There have been other threads about threesomes and stuff i thought why not a thread about embarrassing things that had happen to you or your partner during sex.

The most embarrassing moment for me was when I was having sex with this girl in my car. My car got all fogged up and we were both sweaty. Towards the end of the sex she started giving me head and after a few minutes i farted. She started laughing and i was laughing but that killed the moment. First time and Last time.

[Koyuki]

One time I was cranking my yank with a toothbrush up my ass and my friend just walked in on me while I came.


Sooooo akward.

[Denchi]

My girl was putting the condom on my donger and she was stretching out the tip. But as she stretched it out it slipped and recoiled directly into the tip of my wang REALLY hard. I just kinda turned over and was in agony for a good 10 mins.

She felt really bad.... but that kinda ruined the moment lol. My equipment had been damaged.

[Day]

Twice in my life I've had orgasm migraines. The most excruciating pain I've ever felt in my life... of course the girls I was with felt like they had done something wrong, but it hurts so bad you can barely explain wtf is going on. Acutally the first time this happened I was more scared than anything, I thought I was having an aneurysm. I guess those were pretty embarrassing.

[sunb1ind]

Damn... don't tell me you came up with this topic from watching Sex in the City last night.

[Shuemue]

Twice in my life I've had orgasm migraines. The most excruciating pain I've ever felt in my life... of course the girls I was with felt like they had done something wrong, but it hurts so bad you can barely explain wtf is going on. Acutally the first time this happened I was more scared than anything, I thought I was having an aneurysm. I guess those were pretty embarrassing.

Can't say I've ever had that happen >_>

And sunb1ind, fuck off, who cares where the thread idea came from? It's more interesting than 99% of the bullshit you post.

[Mizango]

Twice in my life I've had orgasm migraines. The most excruciating pain I've ever felt in my life... of course the girls I was with felt like they had done something wrong, but it hurts so bad you can barely explain wtf is going on. Acutally the first time this happened I was more scared than anything, I thought I was having an aneurysm. I guess those were pretty embarrassing.

I've had that same thing happen to me a few times actually. Post nut migraines and wooziness are no joke, that shit hurts lol. Being a martyr for the cause has its burdens I suppose.

[Day]

Twice in my life I've had orgasm migraines. The most excruciating pain I've ever felt in my life... of course the girls I was with felt like they had done something wrong, but it hurts so bad you can barely explain wtf is going on. Acutally the first time this happened I was more scared than anything, I thought I was having an aneurysm. I guess those were pretty embarrassing.

Can't say I've ever had that happen >_>

And sunb1ind, fuck off, who cares where the thread idea came from? It's more interesting than 99% of the bullshit you post.

Yeah it's somewhat common, I think I read like 1 in 100 people maybe it was 1000. I was pretty scared because I had never heard of it, but after doing some reading, I felt a lot better about it.

Edit: Glad to see I'm not alone on this one though :D

[sunb1ind]

Twice in my life I've had orgasm migraines. The most excruciating pain I've ever felt in my life... of course the girls I was with felt like they had done something wrong, but it hurts so bad you can barely explain wtf is going on. Acutally the first time this happened I was more scared than anything, I thought I was having an aneurysm. I guess those were pretty embarrassing.

Can't say I've ever had that happen >_>

And sunb1ind, fuck off, who cares where the thread idea came from? It's more interesting than 99% of the bullshit you post.

Lol suck my dick and make it in the top 10 embarassing moments you've ever had before. This might not be interesting to me, but then again I don't read Cosmopolitan

[Nighty]

Damn... don't tell me you came up with this topic from watching Sex in the City last night.

No I never seen Sex in the City. And never will too boring. I thought about it after it had it happen.

Damn i never had an orgasm migraine but i can imagine the pain ouch (><)

[Metah]

Sex? You mean like... with another person!? Sir, I have no idea what you mean.

[Warudo Ecksu]

i thought about my most embarrassing moment for a while and i really couldn't come up with anything. i did however remember a good story. last christmas when i went to see my boyfriend, we were about to bone. i go down to pull off his boxers and behold in front of my eyes...

a big red christmas ribbon tied in a bow around his dick. that was his christmas present to me and pretty much the best one ive ever gotten

[Shuemue]

Twice in my life I've had orgasm migraines. The most excruciating pain I've ever felt in my life... of course the girls I was with felt like they had done something wrong, but it hurts so bad you can barely explain wtf is going on. Acutally the first time this happened I was more scared than anything, I thought I was having an aneurysm. I guess those were pretty embarrassing.

Can't say I've ever had that happen >_>

And sunb1ind, fuck off, who cares where the thread idea came from? It's more interesting than 99% of the bullshit you post.

Lol suck my dick and make it in the top 10 embarassing moments you've ever had before. This might not be interesting to me, but then again I don't read Cosmopolitan

So basically you intentionally tried to shit up a thread because it didn't interest you?

Good stuff, carry on, it's only a matter of time before the BRP rule earns you a ban.

[Misterjingles]

Most embarrassing moment was when me and the missez first started doing it back in high school we thought we were alone in the house, as we got into it the missez started getting louder and louder. Little did we know was that my dad walked in from his fishing trip and was going to towards the bathroom. He walked right by the door and heard the moans and turned around and walked right out.

After that, I finally got the birds and the bees talk from him.

[sunb1ind]

So basically you intentionally tried to shit up a thread because it didn't interest you?

Good stuff, carry on, it's only a matter of time before the BRP rule earns you a ban.

Oh yeah, like my sarcastic little comment was meant to sabotage the thread. What a soft lil bitch, you're the only one going on about it. If the OP would've told me: "no I don't watch that pussy show, get out my thread." Then I'd be cool. Hasn't your lil whiney ass told me I should be banned before? Dude, I think you're in the wrong thread, cause you obviously haven't relieved enough of that stress.

[Zetah]

Orgasm migraine hahahaha

[XxfaustxX]

Damn... don't tell me you came up with this topic from watching Sex in the City last night.

how would you have known this unless you watched the whole episode is what is confusing me. o.o stop thread ruining

i like this thread, but no embarassing moments.

[AzazaelFenrir]

Had a girl who would only do anything in the dark (she had issues since she used to be bigger). We were going at it one night when someone started pounding on the apartment door. She made me go answer it. So I put on my boxers and went to the door. Her ex was there drunk off his ass. I told him to GTFO or I would call the cops. He stood there for a second and just stared at me funny. I shut the door in his face and went back the bedroom. When I got back in my girl started laughing and then informed me that my junk was hanging out the slot of my boxers. On the bright side her ex finally got the hint she was over him.

[sunb1ind]

Damn... don't tell me you came up with this topic from watching Sex in the City last night.

how would you have known this unless you watched the whole episode is what is confusing me. o.o stop thread ruining

i like this thread, but no embarassing moments. other than farting blah blah.

Episode? Are you tellin me you haven't heard anything about the movie that just dropped from any nearby females you've talked to? That was the only reason why I said it anyways lol Most men who have gfs, moms, sisters, etc will have probably heard nothing but crap about the movie for the next week. And most men also will get bugged to go see it, no wait, harassed repeatedly. So you might end up seeing it if A)You're whipped like the family pig... or B)You're gay lol

[Artemas]

Nice thread, it's entertaining.
And that's all I'm posting.

Carry on.