Most Embarrassing Moment during Sex (NSFW)

[Mizango]

Had a girl who would only do anything in the dark (she had issues since she used to be bigger). We were going at it one night when someone started pounding on the apartment door. She made me go answer it. So I put on my boxers and went to the door. Her ex was there drunk off his ass. I told him to GTFO or I would call the cops. He stood there for a second and just stared at me funny. I shut the door in his face and went back the bedroom. When I got back in my girl started laughing and then informed me that my junk was hanging out the slot of my boxers. On the bright side her ex finally got the hint she was over him.

LOL that's funny.

[Day]

Stop fagging up the thread already

Orgasm migraine hahahaha

It's not funneh =( Its like the ultimate bait and switch.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coital_cephalalgia

Had a girl who would only do anything in the dark (she had issues since she used to be bigger). We were going at it one night when someone started pounding on the apartment door. She made me go answer it. So I put on my boxers and went to the door. Her ex was there drunk off his ass. I told him to GTFO or I would call the cops. He stood there for a second and just stared at me funny. I shut the door in his face and went back the bedroom. When I got back in my girl started laughing and then informed me that my junk was hanging out the slot of my boxers. On the bright side her ex finally got the hint she was over him.

rofl... Funnier if your junk is bigger than his... (obviously the answer will be yes)

[TacoTaru]

Episode? Are you tellin me you haven't heard anything about the movie that just dropped from any nearby females you've talked to? That was the only reason why I said it anyways lol Most men who have gfs, moms, sisters, etc will have probably heard nothing but crap about the movie for the next week. And most men also will get bugged to go see it, no wait, harassed repeatedly. So you might end up seeing it if A)You're whipped like the family pig... or B)You're gay lol

I'm a guy. My fiancee made me watch the show a few months back, and she I both love it. We're going to see the movie this weekend. Stop being a faggot and derailing a good thread.

OT: Nothing embarrassing on my end really, except one time Kindergarten Cop was on and I got caught watching it while making out. Not a sex story though.

[Chips]

Not really embarrassing (or is it?), but, one time I pulled out to register for an online poker tournament. (If you've ever played on FullTiltPoker, you know how quickly those $100 freerolls fill up ). She just looked at me weird, like a mad weird, but I turned her around and then kept going at it. \:D/

[Byrd]

Memo to all: Never call a girl you're having sex with another girl's name (during sex). Unless, of course, you're looking to end the session/relationship rather abruptly.

[Shuemue]

Oh, about ten years ago I had a fling with an older woman. She'd recently divorced and inconveniently now lived next door to her ex. Anyhow, I was at her place and we were getting busy when the ex starts banging on her door and yelling shit, it was hilarious. I'd only known her about a week but he'd decided I was the reason why she'd divorced him.

Oh and the same chick a few weeks later managed to call me by her ex husband's name mid-orgasm, that was a real passion killer. Needless to say, it didn't last.

[Shuemue]

Not really embarrassing (or is it?), but, one time I pulled out to register for an online poker tournament. (If you've ever played on FullTiltPoker, you know how quickly those $100 freerolls fill up ). She just looked at me weird, like a mad weird, but I turned her around and then kept going at it. \:D/

Good call! You reminded me to register for the UK freeroll that starts in an hour or so :D

[layoneil]

Oh yeah, like my sarcastic little comment was meant to sabotage the thread. What a soft lil bitch, you're the only one going on about it. If the OP would've told me: "no I don't watch that pussy show, get out my thread." Then I'd be cool.

Damn... don't tell me you came up with this topic from watching Sex in the City last night.

No I never seen Sex in the City. And never will too boring.

looks like he did and you're still here, but not anymore.

[Masterofshade]

Was going down on a chick and burped, that was embarrassing for me.

When I was 17, a chick started her period while I was going down on her, that was just revolting.

[Day]

Oh and the same chick a few weeks later managed to call me by her ex husband's name mid-orgasm, that was a real passion killer. Needless to say, it didn't last.

Wow, I think I'd have to flip it on them if someone called me the wrong name, and act like it turns me on. "Call me Steve, NOW BITCH"

Edit: I'll join you on the burp... I think it's the position your neck is in or something. The girl I was with at the time got all insulted. Of course she got mad about every fucking thing anyway.

[Richybear]

When I was 17, a chick started her period while I was going down on her, boy was my face red.

LOL sorry, I couldn't help it.

[Krye]

Let's see, I've...

Headbutted a girl when I was fucking her doggystyle when I tried to lean forward and grab her breasts.

Slipped out on accident and started fucking her again only to have her tell me a few minutes later, "It's not in...". Apparently I was just sliding my dick in between her legs.

Accidentally pushed my finger into a girl's asshole when I was fingering her.

I'm sure there's other shit, that's just all I can think of off the top of my head.

[Seraphise]

Oh and the same chick a few weeks later managed to call me by her ex husband's name mid-orgasm, that was a real passion killer. Needless to say, it didn't last.

Wow, I think I'd have to flip it on them if someone called me the wrong name, and act like it turns me on. "Call me Steve, NOW BITCH"

Edit: I'll join you on the burp... I think it's the position your neck is in or something. The girl I was with at the time got all insulted. Of course she got mad about every fucking thing anyway.

I burped a lot, but I hid it D: lol

[Shuemue]

I fucking love you Sendoh.

[Day]

When I was 17, a chick started her period while I was going down on her, boy was my face red.

LOL sorry, I couldn't help it.

ROFL

[SamanosukeShiva]

gross

[Artemas]

Slipped out on accident and started fucking her again only to have her tell me a few minutes later, "It's not in...". Apparently I was just sliding my dick in between her legs.

Did it uh, feel the same to you?

[Krye]

Slipped out on accident and started fucking her again only to have her tell me a few minutes later, "It's not in...". Apparently I was just sliding my dick in between her legs.

Did it uh, feel the same to you?

Yep.

[Richybear]

Guess I should toss out my own story while in here. I pushed my girlfriend (well, ex now. haha) off of me when Carey Price got his first NHL shutout. I got the "I wish I could get you that excited" comment afterwards. Oops. >.<

On a side note: what does everyone here call it when you're going at it, slip out and while trying to get back in, it bends and totally ruins everything. This also happens while the girl is riding a little too overly crazy. Me and my buddies have always called it "Jack-knifing". Either way, worst. pain. ever.

[Shuemue]

On a side note: what does everyone here call it when you're going at it, slip out and while trying to get back in, it bends and totally ruins everything. This also happens while the girl is riding a little too overly crazy. Me and my buddies have always called it "Jack-knifing". Either way, worst. pain. ever.

I've never named it, always hurt too much to think creatively in that situation.