Most Embarrassing Moment during Sex (NSFW)

[Tyche]

Do you have to hold your fat up so it doesn't cover your dong shuey?

[Nighty]

i remembered another embarrassing moment. I was fuking this girl at her parent's apartment. We were wild all the furniture was moved, thing broke etc. Then she said take off the condom (i been fukking her for months now so i didnt care) so i did. we were fukking by the front door than someone was unlocking the door. We ran to the bathroom and picked up all our clothes from the floor. Then I hear her sister and her sister's friends say "holy shit a condom is on the floor". The condom was on the floor in front of the door. We came out of the bathroom with half our clothes on so that was weird scenario. lol

Let's see, I've...

Headbutted a girl when I was fucking her doggystyle when I tried to lean forward and grab her breasts.

Slipped out on accident and started fucking her again only to have her tell me a few minutes later, "It's not in...". Apparently I was just sliding my dick in between her legs.

Accidentally pushed my finger into a girl's asshole when I was fingering her.

I'm sure there's other shit, that's just all I can think of off the top of my head.

ROFL i couldnt help it that too funny krye

[Mizango]

When I was 17, a chick started her period while I was going down on her, boy was my face red.

LOL sorry, I couldn't help it.

ROFL

Holy hell lol.

[Hitoshura]

Well this wasn't during sex but afterwards, we were still both naked. I got on the PC and played some music, I told her to give me a lap dance. The second she started, she queefed on my leg. It was soooo loud, and I just fucking could not resist, I start busting up laughing and she ran to the corner of my room all embarrassed ahahaha. It was around the first few times we had sex, so I guess she wasn't all too comfortable. I felt kinda bad for laughing but oh man the moment was just too fucking hilarious not to.

[Ace-o-fire]

Two years ago I was fucking this girl up against a wall like me holding her up. Her room mate walks in and goes "What the fuck Jenna!!!"

I fucking panicked and pulled out and like moved my hand. I dropped her like 3 feet down strait on her ass. I panic and get out of the room as fast as I can. She calls me later from the hospital and it turns out she broke her tailbone from the fall.

[Olo401]

Back when I was engaged to the psycho-bitch.. we had just moved in together and got a puppy (siberian husky.. i miss that lil bastard).

One night we're goin' at it and the pup comes in wondering what the hell was goin on ('cause my ex was a fuckin' screamer). He jumps up on the bed and starts tryin' to get between us, thinkin' I'm hurting her or some shit... this goes on for like 5 minutes before we stop, put him out of the room and close the door only to have him start howling in concert with her when we start up again.

The neighbors called the cops from the noise - they thought we were abusing the dog.

[Serif]

Back when I was engaged to the psycho-bitch.. we had just moved in together and got a puppy (siberian husky.. i miss that lil bastard).

One night we're goin' at it and the pup comes in wondering what the hell was goin on ('cause my ex was a fuckin' screamer). He jumps up on the bed and starts tryin' to get between us, thinkin' I'm hurting her or some shit... this goes on for like 5 minutes before we stop, put him out of the room and close the door only to have him start howling in concert with her when we start up again.

The neighbors called the cops from the noise - they thought we were abusing the dog.

Haha, Huskies are so protective and will "woo" if you make the right sound over and over again.

Mine being with a girl about 2-3 years ago, just started having sex around that time. I was fucking this girl I been with for a month or two and my dick popped, I did not know what the fuck happened but I kept on going. Well one thing leads to another and I pull out to switch positions and my dick, with condom on, is somewhat bloody. I freaked out and the first thing I said was "I broke my dick." The girl just falls off the bed laughing, she just started her period and did not know. I still laugh about that to this day.

[Dmitry]

I think the most embarassing thing for me was probably when my girlfriend at the time wouldn't stop bothering me to have sex one night, and the only reason I didn't want to was because everyone was home and right upstairs. Well, I gave in, and she got pretty loud. Can't remember the comments I got from my stepdad though, lol.

I've also had to burp a couple times and recently have to fight off calling this girl by my ex.

[Brill Weave]

All right. I have a couple stories, but this one, I'm told, is the best one. This happened right after I had graduated high school. I started dating this girl who was one of the real prim and proper girls all through out high school. I had been spinning at raves for awhile and she wanted to go. So I took her to a couple of raves and she was shocked seeing all the stuff that happens there.

So she finally works up the courage to try x. No big deal, I snag her a couple and she rolls with them for awhile. By that time we had been seeing each other probably about three months and she was really docile in bed. Not that she wasn't good or anything, just not real adventurous.

At one rave we were both tripping balls and were still rolling when we made it back to my apartment. So we start going at it and she just comes out and says the weirdest thing I've ever heard in my life.

"I want you to hit me with a phonebook."

So of course I'm kind of like what do you mean. And she just repeats it.

"I want you to hit me with a phonebook."

So I run out into the living room and grab the Donnelly Directory and run back into the bedroom. I start getting her doggystyle and by that point she's actually yelling for me to hit her.

Down comes the phonebook on the small of her back. And again. And again. At this point she's going fucking crazy and all I can think about is the massive hollow sounding thud that comes out everytime I hit her.

This goes on for about ten minutes before I start coming back down. At that point I had the most disturbing moment of clarity and looked down. I was like what the fuck am I doing? All the while I'm still hitting her. I finish up and promptly leave my own apartment because I'm so freaked out over it.

The relationship ended because she wanted to keep doing things like that and then move into erotic asphxyiation. Which I'm not really up for. I have a few more stories if you really want to hear them.

[Dmitry]

I want more, that's hilarious.

[Furtwangler]

I freaked out and the first thing I said was "I broke my dick."

made me lol hard, also a phonebook? wow lol. This thread wins

[Dmitry]

I think I'm going to ask my girl if I can hit her with a phonebook and see if she wants to hang around. hahaha

[Iremire]

Once this girl I met at a party threw up on me as we were getting undressing. It kind of sucked.

[Nighty]

phonebook sex FTW LOL do tell more

[Day]

Brill lol... she sounded like a keeper man. a fucking phone book, goddamn I'm dying here.

[Brill Weave]

Ok, I have two more stories that are worth telling in my opinion. The first was my high school girlfriend Mary. Her father is annually listed in the top 50 richest peaople in Pittsburgh. So they have money. Which was awesome because he collected old muscle cars. But I digress.

They had just moved into their new house. Absolutely beautiful house. Three stories and a huge sloped awning over right outside Mary's window. Big enough you could actually hang out on top of it.

The funny thing about Mary is that she went to a private Catholic school and was very much, the Catholic schoolgirl gone bad. Her father never realized she and I were having sex until this incident occurred.

We had been seeing each other for about eight months and had been having sex since probably the first month. So it's summer time and her parents are downstairs in the giant living room watching tv.

Mary gets the idea to go out onto the awning and have sex. Of course, I'm game. So we go out and start going at it. I should tell you now that the area where she lived in was fairly secluded, so their closest neighbor was about 3/4 of a mile down the road. Also the awning sloped downwards. That comes into play later.

So we are going at it. And I mean hardcore. She starts complaining that the awning is starting to hurt her back and she wants to go doggystyle. No problem.

Here we are on top of the awning fucking our brains out and I fail to notice we're getting perilously close to the edge of the awning. So we keep going. And sure enough I rail into her really hard one time and poof, she's not there anymore.

Yup. She fell off the awning. Right in front of the bay window where her parents were watching tv. Broke her arm in two different places. Funniest part is that I kept seeing her for another three months after that and her father still liked me.

[Boyiee]

I don't have anything weird really. One girl I was with at her place, and well she had a parrot. Thing was fucking annoying as hell, one time we were having sex and it was across the house. Just kept mimicking her kinda, just loud annoying yells. We laughed the whole time but I swear I want to strangle the bird now.

I've banged a girls head into a wall on the bed downstairs in her boat and dented the wall once, I'm surprised she didn't go unconscious from it.

Another girl I was with was my older sisters best friend, well I was with her for well over a year and we loved each other to death so shes not just another girl I guess lol... but at the beginning of the relationship we were really really sneaky and cautious- she lived in a nice condo she owned in this complex on the water, I used to have to park my car in another parking lot and walk over lol - well needless to say one time my sister, who has a fucking key to her house, calls her up in the middle of sex saying shes right outside and coming up with her daughter, who is like 2 or 3 at the time. We went into a panic and i had to throw on whatever I could, and try to get outside... she happens to live on the 2nd floor so I had to go down this enclosed staircase that was like a fire escape, it was disgusting and had spiders and webs and bugs everywhere. Then I had to run all the way around the complex and back to my car, just to drive up casually and walk up like nothing happened.

Nothing else humerous really except my friends stories. I was seeing a chick for about a month and during that time I became good friends with a friend of hers, whom after I was done with her started banging her.. it had to be like 1 week apart at most, neither of us cared, but while they were having sex he told me that she said some guys name a few times, his name was "Brad". I almost cried when he told me this, because he was a big guy and pretty intimidating, and well, my first name is Brad but everyone I know calls me by my middle name - he had no idea that was my first name at all and was telling me the most embarrassing thing ever lol. I woulda felt so ashamed if some girl said another guys name while with me.

[TacoTaru]

Well this wasn't during sex but afterwards, we were still both naked. I got on the PC and played some music, I told her to give me a lap dance. The second she started, she queefed on my leg. It was soooo loud, and I just fucking could not resist, I start busting up laughing and she ran to the corner of my room all embarrassed ahahaha. It was around the first few times we had sex, so I guess she wasn't all too comfortable. I felt kinda bad for laughing but oh man the moment was just too fucking hilarious not to.

rofl

[Boyiee]

Once this girl I met at a party threw up on me as we were getting undressing. It kind of sucked.

I had a friend that told me a girl he was trying to get with went to give him a blowjob but never really took it in deep before, and threw up on his lap in his car... this was during lunch break in high school and both were fully clothed. He didn't come back that day lol.

[Selamis]

Not during sex, but early in my high school days, like middle of sophmore/junior summer I was fooling around with a girl in my basement and was trying to unhook her bra with one hand under her shirt while making out with her but it was a front strapping one and I had some issues. She laughed afterwards and gave me shit for a good week, I was embarassed lol but meh, hadn't come across front strapping bras before at that time in my life. Lesson learned though for future endeavors.