Need a little advice, BG.

[Dmitry]

lol. Unfortunately I wearing men's medium which are a little big for her, so she would steal my White Stripes t-shirts which was a big no-no.

She did have a pair of my pajamas but I didn't really like them so she kind of did me a favor. I kind of feel bad for my brother though, because one of his pillows was in her car and I'm assuming ended up in the box of my stuff. Poor kid only has one pillow to sleep with now.

[Krye]

No you fucking wouldnt, stop trying to act like a pimp ass thug in every single thread involving a woman and go back to your pictures of 16 year olds.

Don't act like you fucking know me.

This bitch thought it would be cute to play keep away with my shoe at lunch in high school so I got her in a headlock and choked her out. Then she bit my fucking arm and wouldn't unclench so I went down on one knee, grabbed her by the hair, and smashed her fucking head into the concrete ground a few times.

[Dmitry]

Are you serious Krye?

[Karbuncle]

Are you serious Krye?

If he is i think we may need to get someone a free trip to the "happy house" complete with White jackets and "Chill the fuck out You demented piece of shit" pills.

If he is, Well... I think the top still applies

[Obev]

I learned one thing about breaking up... Always let get your shit back/get new shit/have them mow the lawn first BEFORE you break up.

I thought I'd pulled off the big epic "fuck you, I'm leaving" thing once. It was on the way down the road that I remembered I'd left a guitar and ten CDs behind.

'sok, we're friends now and her house didn't burn down. Also, if Krye's serious, he needs to be sectioned. If not, it's entertaining to watch him act tough but just come across as sociopathic.

[Azalee]

I learned one thing about breaking up... Always let get your shit back/get new shit/have them mow the lawn first BEFORE you break up.

I though I'd pulled off the big epic "fuck you, I'm leaving" thing once. It was on the way down the road that I remembered I'd left a guitar and ten CDs behind.

Well. See he was living with me. So he just sort of disappeared for the weekend. It was memorial day weekend actually. Broke up with him Saturday and he showed up Monday night.

He still can't afford to move out, but my brother will be moving in at the end of June and so he has to be out by then.

The people at work call him my Couch Surfer. :/

[Krye]

Absolutely serious.

There was this other time when a friend of mine who was a girl took nude pictures of herself and gave them to her boyfriend. Then he showed me and when he ended up moving away I told her about it. She fucking kicked me, so I kicked her back, then she kicked me hella fucking hard. I think she was on some sports team or another, soccer, track, something, so that shit fucking hurt.

I called a truce and opened my arms up for a hug. I guess she forgave me, I don't know, because she leaned in for a hug. Then I spun her around at the last second, did this thing where I pushed her knees forward and pulled down on her torso so I could throw her to the ground, then fucking laughed at her in front of all her friends.

I guess that wasn't so bad, but the point is, I'm a fucking dick and being a girl doesn't give you immunity.

[Zoot]

When people lead really boring, subservient and not-going-anywhere-but-my-mother's-basement lives, shocking people on the internet into thinking they are really forceful and grotesque is a kind of perverse entertainment. Some people just have this thing about shock-factors, they'll say anything and delight in the reaction of people.

I knew a chick like that, god she was the most horrible person to try and talk to. You couldn't trust a damn thing she said because everything was just made up to make you disgusted by her. Really freaking weird.

[Krye]

When people lead pseudo-intellectual, 'I'm a psychologist', know it all lives, thinking they're smart when they're not is kind of retarded.

I know plenty of people like that and they're the most annoying fucks ever.

[SilverBreeze]

Chicks also love to steal shirts they can sleep in. Which means large, comfortable cotton shirts. For gamers these are usually game or convention shirts.

This is so true. My roommate has a lot of these 4XL shirts that are giant and sooooo comfortable, they're like the best thing in the world to sleep in, or curl up in your computer chair in :3

[Zoot]

When people lead pseudo-intellectual, 'I'm a psychologist', know it all lives, thinking they're smart when they're not is kind of retarded.

I know plenty of people like that and they're the most annoying fucks ever.

Yea, those people really suck don't they. They just piss me off so much I want to skin cats and beat women and shit.

They really are the best. I have this Metroid Prime shirt from an ex made from a nylon mix, most comfy shit ever.

[SilverBreeze]

I find the longer you have a shirt the more comfortable they get. I have a bunch of his old 4 XL shirts that have been through the machine and the dryer like 100 times so they're so soft now, its the best.

Also, hoodies. I have 4 hoodies in my closet right now and I've never bought a hoodie in my life

[Krye]

When people lead pseudo-intellectual, 'I'm a psychologist', know it all lives, thinking they're smart when they're not is kind of retarded.

I know plenty of people like that and they're the most annoying fucks ever.

Yea, those people really suck don't they. They just piss me off so much I want to skin cats and beat women and shit.

Shit yeah.

[Dmitry]

I learned one thing about breaking up... Always let get your shit back/get new shit/have them mow the lawn first BEFORE you break up.

I thought I'd pulled off the big epic "fuck you, I'm leaving" thing once. It was on the way down the road that I remembered I'd left a guitar and ten CDs behind.

'sok, we're friends now and her house didn't burn down. Also, if Krye's serious, he needs to be sectioned. If not, it's entertaining to watch him act tough but just come across as sociopathic.

Holy shit, I would never leave a guitar behind, ever. lol

I did give the crazy girl my acoustic when I was in Arizona for a couple weeks cuz she wanted to try and learn to play. Unfortunately whenever she touches any of my guitars, a string breaks.

[Komm Suesser Tod]

Heres what you do OP: Use this fragile moment in her life to wedge yourself (via sympathy) back in, get her feeling all guilty about your stuff, have her buy at least some stuff to replace what was lost, then dump her again.

[Titanss]

No you fucking wouldnt, stop trying to act like a pimp ass thug in every single thread involving a woman and go back to your pictures of 16 year olds.

Don't act like you fucking know me.

This bitch thought it would be cute to play keep away with my shoe at lunch in high school so I got her in a headlock and choked her out. Then she bit my fucking arm and wouldn't unclench so I went down on one knee, grabbed her by the hair, and smashed her fucking head into the concrete ground a few times.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=4XQur-TOfWU

[Chicomagiko]

I find the longer you have a shirt the more comfortable they get. I have a bunch of his old 4 XL shirts that have been through the machine and the dryer like 100 times so they're so soft now, its the best.

Also, hoodies. I have 4 hoodies in my closet right now and I've never bought a hoodie in my life

I once went out with a girl who had a closet full of hoodies. She said the same thing. Then she said that my hoodie looked reaaally comfy...I left and never came back.

[Brill Weave]

I think you're all missing something from a post above.

old 4 XL shirts

XXXXL shirts? That's a biiiiiig boy.

[SilverBreeze]

I think you're all missing something from a post above.

old 4 XL shirts

XXXXL shirts? That's a biiiiiig boy.

Hmm? Nah, my roommate is about 5'10, maybe 200 lbs. He's a bigger guy, football player, pretty built, but definitely not fat. The reason he has these shirts is because wearing oversized shirts and pants is, or used to be in style. (I don't really keep up with this kind of shit, I just know that's why he did it.)

[Dmitry]

Well, I'd feel bad about conning her into buying me stuff, even though she's not emotionally stable, she's not stupid either. I tried asking her about insurance or not before I just gave up, but couldn't get a reply, so I'll refer back to the "11 inhabitants of an extended family" quote from the article and see if you guys get it this time around.