Fucking Woman Drivers.

[Darus Grey]

I've only been in one "accident" ever.

I pulled up to a stop-sign.

About 5 seconds later I got rear-ended at 30ish.

The person who hit me went on record for the police officer as saying "I didn't think he would stop".

This driver was a woman.

[Churchill]

Yeah women are the most terrible drivers, which is why we get the best insurance rates

Its because women are less likely to speed and do stupid things like street racing and what not. Where as most guys have a tendency to be over aggressive when on the road.

Women also get in more, albeit less costly accidents. Usually involving something stationary or due to being retarded. Guys get in the big ones with speed etc because we're awesome and don't want to wait for emo faggots and women to dictate how long it's gonna take us to get somewhere.

[Killgannon]

thank god its not just me that think women should be banned from driving

only ever had one ticket, no accidents...

but all the people who cut me off, or act like fucking morons on the road are typically women i've had people come flying across multiple lines of traffic with me on coming(!!!!) just to get over...

not that i dont have some of my own road rage... if you act liek you're gonna get somewhere, or you ride my ass, guess what... imma slow down, or imma make it so you cant get where you wanna go (hi2 driving next to the car in the other lane so mr "i got my camaro i can hardly afford" cant get anywhere) its great fun you should try it sometime

edit: i also thought this was going to be a thread about fucking a woman while driving =/ but i was wrong

[Jaybar]

I typically find that Type A drivers are the ones that don't deserve licenses. Although women do make stupid decisions, Type A people don't make stupid decisions, they just make aggressive decisions (albeit stupid sometimes).

I remember a few months ago I was driving down a very small divided two lane highway (40mph zone) and I was passing a truck. I was going about 50 here (my max for most days) and I went to merge back to the right 'cause my turn was coming up. Thank god for habit of checking blind spots because some white Honda squeezed between me and the truck going about 65. Dumb Asians.

[Demosthenes11]

HOW DO YOU KNOW HE WAS ASI- nm

[Feielle]

Riding in a car with my twin sister driving is perhaps the most terrifying experience I will allow myself to endure, seeing as how I don't base-jump or shoot my toes for fun.

She will be going down the interstate at 90 in her Jeep while eating, text-messaging, changing CD's and rummaging around in the backseat for something. She constantly uses cruise control so she can sit in the seat indian-style with her legs crossed, even in 45mph city driving. She's totaled 3 cars: a VW cabriolet (rear ended a honda doing 50) a BMW 318ti (t-boned a ford f150 doing 40) and a Jeep Cherokee (shot a rod through the crankcase because all the oil ran out and she never checked it)

Every car she's ever owned is covered in scars from backing into shit in parking lots and garage doors, hitting parked cars, etc.

Old drivers are the worst though. 89-years-young Jose Sanchez did this to my jeep back in 2004, when he blew a stop sign and t-boned me at 40mph:

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[Senji]

I feel an autocross course and emergency avoidance scenario should be added to drivers tests. Requiring to be retaken at predetermined age intervals.