Q: Why is FFXI so successful?
A: I dunno.
Q: Why are JP games not expanding like Western games?
A: More Western gamers.
Q: Why does SE respond to customer requests so slow (years to get moogles in Selbina/Mhaura)?
A: We're fucking busy with other shit.
Q: Why don't Nyzul isle bosses (Cerb/Faf/Adamantoise/Etc.) have a chance at dropping the shit they drop outside Nyzul?
A: Are you fucking stupid? (Ok that should have been SE's answer)
Q: Why don't Kings drop gear more frequently?
A: Because it's supposed to be rare. Do you even play this game?
Q: Will you fix King camps so botters, overcrowding and MPK won't be a problem?
A: Maybe. (AKA: The same thing we've heard for years.)
Q: LOL WOTG
A: More stuff is coming.
Q: Stupid question
A: [Blank stare]
Q: How hard will it be to get the new relics?
A: Just as hard as the old ones. (In other words: the game will be shut down before most people will get them. See also: collosal waste of time.)
Q: More tanks plz?
A: No.
Q: Can we have MNK get a staff attack stance?
A: We'll think about it. (See also: No.)
Q: Why do NIN get A- in Ninjutsu and Katana?
A: Because we fucking hate you.
Q: Make WHM better?
A: How about we nerf SCH instead.
Q: LOL pup & fellows
A: Dude who we can blame for this lame shit isn't here.
Q: Add bonuses for wearing full AF?
A: PS2 limitations.
Q: Another stupid question
A: [More blank stares]
Q: Another stupid question
A: [More blank stares]
Q: Another stupid question
A: [More blank stares]
Q: More summons?
A: K.
Q: What's up with your next MMO?
A: It won't be FFXI. (Duh.)