Man jailed for having sex with table..

[Saiyuri]

An Ohio man who went out onto his deck and had sex with his metal picnic table multiple times between January and March of this year, has been sentenced to six months in jail.

http://blog.trutv.com/dumb_as_a_blog...o-has-sex.html

[Titanss]

this is old unless somebody else did it. I saw it on Leno awhile ago.. I talked to the guy after the incident he said it was pretty much a dead lay.. zing!

[Maxxthepenguin]

So he was jailed for public nudity (in front of an elementary school no less), not having sex with a table

[Azalee]

Did you copy the title of this thread from Fark or something?

[archibaldcrane]

Ohio deck metal between January and March

Edited for cold cock.

[Auspex]

I remember this from a while ago, it was across from a day care or something.

[Athas]

They couldn't have tacked on anything besides public nudity? >.>

[Howard Roark]

littering?

[Syntex]

How the fuck do people have sex with tables and cars ect.

I can see how a woman could with some sort of object sticking out but a guy? I am probably gonna regret asking,....

[Tajin]

In before this turning into NSFW.


Edit: If you need to ask, either you are not using the internet the way the ancients wanted, or your imagination is not imaginative enough

[Lordwafik]

How the fuck do people have sex with tables and cars ect.

I can see how a woman could with some sort of object sticking out but a guy? I am probably gonna regret asking,....

grinding / rubbing as opposed to penetration

[Krye]

Why do you know so much about this Wafik?

[Blarg]

Why don't my tables put out??? Every time I go out to dinner I am there with a table, and it never pays it just enjoys all that food and then leaves me when I am done eating, I won't catch the splinters if I use a condom so why don't these fucking tables have sex with me?

[Lost]

How the fuck do people have sex with tables and cars ect.

I can see how a woman could with some sort of object sticking out but a guy? I am probably gonna regret asking,....

grinding / rubbing as opposed to penetration

You know the hole where the umbrella is SUPPOSE to go? Yeah...

[Arnwulf]

I'm embarassed to live in the same state as this guy....

He needs to learn to do it in the garage like everyone else!

[terranova]

For all of that, he could have just fucked his bed.

[Turambar]

Relevant:
http://www.deranged-minds.com/image/...epier-nina.png

It would be a funny story regardless, but the "wtf Ohio in January" factor bumps it from a B- to a solid A.

[Lordwafik]

Why do you know so much about this Wafik?

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