
Originally Posted by
Fhqwghads
I call bullshit on a lot of you. I train to fight 4-5 days a week and it said I can only take 29. Of course, I train to fight other fighters, so maybe that's the problem. Is there some secret class that teaches you to fight 5 year olds?
-Athletic
-Long arms
-Average balance
-Kick more than 3 feet high
-Average height
-36-55 years old (just for the hell of it I tried 21-35 also, only added 1 more kid)
-A few year's worth of martial arts
-8 or more fights
-Yes to swarms (lol)
-No to being trampled (wtf)
-Yes to resort to biting/eye gouging
-To hell with morality
-I'll do whatever it takes to win
For whatever reason, getting trampled at some point in your life adds 3 kids. Fighting a swarm also adds 3. They said video games like Starcraft count, so *shrug*. Anyway, I suspect most of you are liars like Guartz said. Apparently a lot of you long-armed body builders have also been trampled, which sounds like you wouldn't last long against 50 five year olds since you were in a position to be trampled in the first place. Losers.