Sounds like a sticky situation. I'm not too surprised, basic instincts for basic humans.
Am I the only one who thought this was going to be another moronic hippie "save the earth" type of trash bag that cried every time you put something in it instead of recycling?
Why do the police always find it necessary to impede natural selection?
I dunno about you other guys, but I'd cook it and eat it. Not a shred of evidence.
Bones?
grind them up, bone dust are a decent fertiliser when mixed with other things.
Pigs, pigs are the answer.
Kuya is right. Animals might not put their babies in trash bags and try to throw them away. But they will abandon then, eat them, and drive them off under certain circumstances. So its really not something unique to humans.
What if the baby was "slow"? Maybe she agrees with you. You could get in touch and feed zebra babies to lions together. I hear she's easy too.
Clearly, none of you have a home lava pit
Abstaining isn't hard. Every time you go to fuck this bombshell of a broad, remember how many penises before you have excavated the caverns of that specific penis vagtrap, and that you might wake up the next morning with a new child on the way, or your dick turning green.
Or play WoW, either or.