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    Quote Originally Posted by buttson View Post
    i wanted to do a zoom on this but i'm too tired right now to figure out how with the new board.

    no i didn't read the article, yes i saw you said it was a black baby. i'd like to think we can all agree that the term 'white trash' can transcend even the most thickest of racial boundaries. stupid trashy people are stupid and trashy.
    Quote Originally Posted by elison View Post
    baby in a white trash bag?
    Sorry, I just had to point that out...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Azalee View Post
    I can understand why someone would do this. People get scared.

    Personally, I have no desire to have a child whatsoever. Should I ever end up getting pregnant, I can sure as hell say I would never dump it in a trash bag.
    Well excuseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee me

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    Sounds like a sticky situation. I'm not too surprised, basic instincts for basic humans.

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    Am I the only one who thought this was going to be another moronic hippie "save the earth" type of trash bag that cried every time you put something in it instead of recycling?

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    Why do the police always find it necessary to impede natural selection?

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    I dunno about you other guys, but I'd cook it and eat it. Not a shred of evidence.

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    Bones?

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    grind them up, bone dust are a decent fertiliser when mixed with other things.

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    Pigs, pigs are the answer.

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    Kuya is right. Animals might not put their babies in trash bags and try to throw them away. But they will abandon then, eat them, and drive them off under certain circumstances. So its really not something unique to humans.

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    What if the baby was "slow"? Maybe she agrees with you. You could get in touch and feed zebra babies to lions together. I hear she's easy too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Day View Post
    Pigs, pigs are the answer.
    Until traces of human DNA are found in the pig; isn't that how they busted a serial killer once?

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    Clearly, none of you have a home lava pit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elvis View Post
    Clearly, none of you have a home lava pit
    This is the obvious answer

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beckwin View Post
    asking people to just abstain is lol.
    If 10 million WoW players can do it, then so can she.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lockecole7 View Post
    If 10 million WoW players can do it, then so can she.
    Difference: WoW player's aren't abstaining. There is a difference between no one wanting to fuck you and deciding to not have sex.

    amirite?

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    Abstaining isn't hard. Every time you go to fuck this bombshell of a broad, remember how many penises before you have excavated the caverns of that specific penis vagtrap, and that you might wake up the next morning with a new child on the way, or your dick turning green.

    Or play WoW, either or.

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