The Watchmen Movie

[Kaslo]

Wow I can't believe people hated the soundtrack... I think every song was really well chosen...

[Qalbert]

even hallelujah albeit for amusement purposes
loved All Along the Watchtower thanks to BSG

[Null]

I didn't mind the songs because they were right for the time piece but for the most part I felt they were unnecessary or to many. The sex scene one was the only one I felt fit. At least Dr. Manhatten did'nt break off into gay dance like Spider Man ( imagines his wang flopping up and down)

[Dezzimal]

Wow I can't believe people hated the soundtrack... I think every song was really well chosen...

It was overbearing. They tried way too hard to establish that the film was set in the 80s. That and I can't stand 99 red balloons/hallelujah

[Fhloston]

It was overbearing. They tried way too hard to establish that the film was set in the 80s. That and I can't stand 99 red balloons/hallelujah

I thought the soundtrack was great. I actually have both soundtracks and love 'em. And 99 red balloons was the shit. Sadly it's not on the soundtrack, not like it's hard to find online though.

And LMFAO at the cartoon intro. "Jon can give you cancer, and he'll turn in to a car."

[Qalbert]

Watchmen in 5 seconds

[Rhinox]

I thought the soundtrack was great. I actually have both soundtracks and love 'em. And 99 red balloons was the shit. Sadly it's not on the soundtrack, not like it's hard to find online though.

And LMFAO at the cartoon intro. "Jon can give you cancer, and he'll turn in to a car."

you know.. I came out with a meh feeling. I honestly don't know what to make of it. it had its moments. Rorshach saved this movie from being complete garbage.


Also alot of of the sex/nude scenes where really unnecessary as well the overexposure of blue penis.


Most memorable moment of the night was walking into the theater and seeing alot of 10 year olds with their moms in there. You would've thought it was toy story 3. Safe to say none of them where there when the movie ended lol

[Eticket]

I read a thread on IMDB where someone timed all the 'penis' shots. It's like 1 min 45 sec of the 3 hour film yet everyone talks about it like Snyder zoomed in on it every 5 minutes.

[altwight]

yea from what i expected i thought his penis would be showing the entire movie. wasn't that much. didn't like the movie too much but the ending rocked

[Dimmauk]

I read a thread on IMDB where someone timed all the 'penis' shots. It's like 1 min 45 sec of the 3 hour film yet everyone talks about it like Snyder zoomed in on it every 5 minutes.

Yeah people act like they have never seen a dick before.

[Waef]

Watchmen in 5 seconds

Hahaha, laughed so hard at that.

[Rhinox]

I read a thread on IMDB where someone timed all the 'penis' shots. It's like 1 min 45 sec of the 3 hour film yet everyone talks about it like Snyder zoomed in on it every 5 minutes.

Find me another movie where they show penis for 2 mins at any length of film and I'll agree with you fuck don't think we even saw that much during Brown bunnie. The penis shots where pointless and where there simply there for shock value. Sorta how those Slasher movies where they show tits every other scene? yeah its just as bad as that. gratuitous nudity is gratuitous.


I'm no shrewd when it comes to this kind of shit but fuck. I can see it was necessary to show that he kept some of his human characteristics during the flashback when he was reformed but thats it.

[Jaybar]

The GN had more dick than the movie, tbh, although it wasn't as detailed.

[Jefe]

Honestly I noticed the wang once. Of course, those bitches complaining about it probably were looking for it. I bet their rectum even lubricated itself... wat.

[Rhinox]

Honestly I noticed the wang once. Of course, those bitches complaining about it probably were looking for it. I bet their rectum even lubricated itself... wat.

And I bet those that didn't notice it were trying to hard to convince themselves not too. I bet their rectum didn't even need lubricating cause of all the wear....wat.

[Bagel]

Methinks Rhinox doth protest too much. Possibly homosexual? Must remember to investigate further.

[Rhinox]

Methinks Rhinox doth protest too much. Possibly homosexual? Must remember to investigate further.

Me > Crappy movie and too much penis.
Someone else> there wasn't too much penis!
me> there was too!
Troll> You must be gay because you noticed the penis!
Me> no u


oh and Bagel I'd be offended if I actually took you serious brah.
Reread the whole page not just the last few posts you'd see I dislike gratuitous nudity in films just to sell tickets not just penis shots. K?

[Bagel]

I only bring it up because you focus on the ohnose a penis. If you were focusing your rant on the very gratuitous sex scene, then I'd completely agree with you.

[BRP]

They did mess up the penis. Not a big deal though.

It was suppose to be more like a greek sculpture. In the comics its a single line, a U. Now how you can translate that into a movie? I don't know, but he was basically CGI anyway.

[Elesirdur]

The music was the only thing that bothered me too. Loved everything else.

I was really disappointed by the music. While the period pieces were cool, I was really stoked on having Muse and The Smashing Pumpkins as part of the soundtrack. I felt that their style would have complimented the subject matter really well.