Help me understand women...

[Saphirea]

Now he's walking around with it like it's a coupon for a blow job. In fact he thinks it IS a coupon for a blow job. ...

I got the engagement ring today... I'm wondering if this grants me a coupon.

[EagleCeres]

this. don't be a fuckhole to your parents. take the gift. put your wife in her place. she's wrong. it's really rude to tell someone what to get you.
edit: ESPECIALLY TOWARDS YOUR PARENTS (as opposed to hers)

wording it another way...
If it was HER parents offering the new stove, would she say no? I'm pretty sure you'd say "go ahead pop's!".


And about the fortune cookie-coupon... it's not unreasonable,
but it's still not a contractual obligation

[Tyche]

I got the engagement ring today... I'm wondering if this grants me a coupon.

I can tell you from experience that caret size and c;arity will decide how many blowjobs you will receive over the next month. With that said, what is it with women that think giving blowjobs only comes as some sort of fucking reward? It's like I have to clean the god damn house, wash sippy cups, mow the lawn, and rub her back to get 13 seconds in her mouth and I STILL have to fucking pull it out first. Suck the dick and like it goddammit.

[Vigilia]

I can't help but agree with your wife. If the old stove is working fine your parents are being a bit thick insisting on buying a new one. Yes I know you should be grateful for presents given but if someone very close to you is offering you something you really don't need they're not really doing it for you. Like you mentioned that your dad gets a "high" from giving presents, I have both a grandmother and now a mother-in-law who are just like that and will shower you in the most useless crap you will never need just because they think it was cute or because they liked it. Luckily neither of them has the money to buy something *too* expensive so I just have a closet full of useless junk and teddy bears. It can be considered rude to say no to a gift but it's also rude to force upon someone gifts they do not want or need. And your dad giving an ultimatum that it's "stove or nothing" further proves they're really not thinking what you guys want for your new house but are acting on their own impulses. Yeah, I'd be offended too and tell them to stuff their stove.

[Andri]

Ok So boyfriend is loving your responses...

Except now he is at home with the office chair in a box, and complains he can't find the screwdriver to put it together. Now I last used it with my parents to put together a bathroom shelf unit and we haven't been able to find it for a while. (my fault i suppose) But instead of leaving the apartment for 5 minutes (on his day off) to get a new screwdriver to put together the office chair, he said "can't find the screwdriver, can't do anything."

So apparently I have to go pick up new screwdriver on my way home from work.

Coupon is fading into a 13-second deal Tyche.

[Norelco]

Update: Funny how things turn out...she finally gets on-board with the plan, so we head out to to the appliance store after a nice dinner and try to buy it, and they tell us the model we want in the color we want has been discontinued. LOL.

[archibaldcrane]

Owned.

Tell her you want a blowjob anyway, just because.

What are we talking about again?

[Norelco]

I can't help but agree with your wife. If the old stove is working fine your parents are being a bit thick insisting on buying a new one. Yes I know you should be grateful for presents given but if someone very close to you is offering you something you really don't need they're not really doing it for you. Like you mentioned that your dad gets a "high" from giving presents, I have both a grandmother and now a mother-in-law who are just like that and will shower you in the most useless crap you will never need just because they think it was cute or because they liked it. Luckily neither of them has the money to buy something *too* expensive so I just have a closet full of useless junk and teddy bears. It can be considered rude to say no to a gift but it's also rude to force upon someone gifts they do not want or need. And your dad giving an ultimatum that it's "stove or nothing" further proves they're really not thinking what you guys want for your new house but are acting on their own impulses. Yeah, I'd be offended too and tell them to stuff their stove.

Thank you for the response. I somewhat agree with this assessment. However it's more of my dad than my mom. I'm mom's baby...she wants what I want.

Anyway....I think things will work itself out.

[killerx]

I can tell you from experience that caret size and c;arity will decide how many blowjobs you will receive over the next month. With that said, what is it with women that think giving blowjobs only comes as some sort of fucking reward? It's like I have to clean the god damn house, wash sippy cups, mow the lawn, and rub her back to get 13 seconds in her mouth and I STILL have to fucking pull it out first. Suck the dick and like it goddammit.

lol shit man that sounds like my gf too much work for bj and the ends not even worth it

[archibaldcrane]

You guys are doing it wrong. Find out her desire and skill in the blowjob department as early as possible in a relationship (first dates are acceptable, before dinner preferred) then proceed from there.

[Chicomagiko]

Best thread this month.

[MarkM.]

Back to address the OP, show your wife this video, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ivrqe...eature=related , tell her if she doesn't take the new stove, this is what will happen. After she quits crying, tell her to help you clear where the new stove goes.

[Chicomagiko]

Holy shit. I should start watching that show. Anyways, how did things go Norelco?

[Saphirea]

I can tell you from experience that caret size and c;arity will decide how many blowjobs you will receive over the next month. With that said, what is it with women that think giving blowjobs only comes as some sort of fucking reward? It's like I have to clean the god damn house, wash sippy cups, mow the lawn, and rub her back to get 13 seconds in her mouth and I STILL have to fucking pull it out first. Suck the dick and like it goddammit.

1 Carat center diamond with 2 diamonds on each side totaling .5 carat. Wedding band is 5 small diamonds that match the engagement ring same size as the 4 small diamonds. White gold. VS1, D color.

Oh and yes after I proposed last night ... it was like her mouth was attached there. Even ordered pizza for us.

Was a really fun night.

[Shuemue]

Gonna assume she said yes then

Congrats Saph!

[Saphirea]

Gonna assume she said yes then

Congrats Saph!

Thanks shues

[Norelco]

Holy shit. I should start watching that show. Anyways, how did things go Norelco?

I told her to stop being a bitch and that we were getting a new stove, end of story. She relented, we go to the store to order the model/color we want, guy proceeds to tell us that it's discontinued. Hilarity ensues.

So...this whole thing is on the back-burner so to speak...pun definitely intended.