Get Out Of Jail Free card = be obscenely obese

[Fhqwghads]

Half-ton woman indicted in slaying of nephew, 2
EDINBURG, Texas (AP) --
Prosecutors are trying to decide how to jail and bring to court a nearly half-ton, bedridden woman accused of killing her 2-year-old nephew.

A grand jury on Thursday indicted Mayra Lizbeth Rosales, 27, on one count of first-degree murder and on one count of injury to a child in the death of Eliseo Gonzalez Jr. She previously had been charged with capital murder.

Rosales weighs nearly 1,000 pounds and cannot fit through a door to leave her home, leaving prosecutors wondering how to bring her to court. As of Thursday evening, she was not in custody.

Hidalgo County Sheriff Lupe Trevino said holding her at the county jail for her trial would be impossible because she needs extensive medical care.

"She would die," said Trevino in Thursday's online edition of The Monitor in McAllen.

The grand jury indicted Rosales after an autopsy confirmed investigators' suspicions that the child died March 18 because he had been struck. Investigators believe the toddler was struck at least twice, crushing his head.

Authorities recommended Rosales' bond be set at $150,000.

The boy's mother Jaime Rosales, was charged earlier with injury to a child because she allegedly left her son alone with his aunt. Her bond has been set at $100.000.

http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/08/22/....ap/index.html

[Deejay]

I say jail the dude sick enough to stick his penis in that ton of lard.

Edit: Nvm, thought it was her son, not nephew.

[Kaylia]

"She would die,"

Replace "would" by "should".

Killing a 2 years old ffs...

[gandorf]

I heard about this on the news this morning. They should just use her as an example and shoot her in her fat fucking face.

[gandorf]

I say jail the dude sick enough to stick his penis in that ton of lard.

Edit: Nvm, thought it was her son, not nephew.

This morning on the news I could have sworn they said son. I thought the same thing. Who would fuck someone that massive.

[Rigor]

That bitch is HUGE!

BTW What was eating Gilbert Grape?

[Jaybar]

When I first read it, I thought it said:

The grand jury indicted Rosales after an autopsy confirmed investigators' suspicions that the child died March 18 because he had been stuck.

That would have been a horrible death. Not going to get into a debate with capital punishment for this one, but what a waste of medical supplies to keep her alive.

[Myst]

gotta love fatties.

[Tyche]

It's in Texas and she's not being puit to death? Put her out of her misery.

[Ashira]

I can't even imagine just what kind of dose for a lethal injection she'd require... or how many volts.. or whatever. ._.

[Kuya]

Was she unconscious after the first 500 pounds? Because i think that's the point where you sort of think to yourself "wow, i'm really fucking fat" notwithstanding how one gets to 1,000. This must have been a medical condition...

[Kaylia]

Was she unconscious after the first 500 pounds? Because i think that's the point where you sort of think to yourself "wow, i'm really fucking fat" notwithstanding how one gets to 1,000. This must have been a medical condition...

I assumed it was medical condition, but then I saw Texas. I don't know.

[Aerin]

I don't understand where the money comes from to pay for all the food these people eat.

[Mcgee]

How the hell could she even move to strike her nephew?

Perhaps she was going to try to eat him, but failed.

[Seraph]

Put her in a jail cell, and place twinkies just out of reach on the other side of the bars. So simple, and for great justice.

[Khamsin]

It's in Texas and she's not being puit to death? Put her out of her misery.

They have to bring her in and keep her alive long enough to kill her the state-sanctioned way. If they can't, they can't put her to death. They could try performing all the most advanced and modern medical miracles to cut her weight down to normal, then bring her in and do it.

Was she unconscious after the first 500 pounds? Because i think that's the point where you sort of think to yourself "wow, i'm really fucking fat" notwithstanding how one gets to 1,000. This must have been a medical condition...

I assumed it was medical condition, but then I saw Texas. I don't know.

I assumed she would have had a slim, slender figure if she had eaten right and exercised, but she only got that fat because of her lifestyle.

[Moosey]

The worst punishment they could give her is a salad.

She essentially already is imprisoned, in her own fat ass body.

[Ryany]

Just get a forklift and stick her in a cell. The guards could limit her food intake while she is in her cell until she reaches a weight she can walk around at. I guess this won't happen because she would be treated like some prisoner......OH WAIT!

[Obev]

Okay, so there's morbidly obese, which on my internal wtfbarometer is defined as "really fucking fat." How monstrously huge does one have to become before attaining the coveted title of obscenely obese?

[LogainDiabolos]

Okay, so there's morbidly obese, which on my internal wtfbarometer is defined as "really fucking fat." How monstrously huge does one have to become before attaining the coveted title of obscenely obese?

Oh man I laughed more than I should have for this. I feel dirty now.