
Originally Posted by
Elmer the Pointy
Biden Pales in Pensive Perspicaciousness to Palin
A study has shown that Biden's brow-furrowage ratio was much lower than Palin during the debate. Biden furrowed his brow about 348 times, while Palin tensed up a total of 587 wrinkles. However, our data has no way to distinguish which furrows were made from deep thought, versus those of confusion.
Some nerd had this to say, "Calculating the brow disparity ratio is not an exact science."
Famous dead guy furrowed his brow 1,217 times when he debated. Still, more wrinklage does not necessarily mean smarter as previously stated. When Palin fumbled for an answer, her Skin Crease Index was measured at 66%. Biden also had challenging moments. When asked by Palin if she could "call him Joe," his SCI registered 72%, the highest of the debate.
Some nerd continued, "Biden usually jumps right into his answers, without a lot of time to stop and think. Last night was no exception. It's a sign of someone who is well prepared, but hey, feel free to word the title to make him sound retarded."