[ATTN: RtU] Warning to anyone thinking of coming to Cerberus

[Brill Weave]

Gotta love the fact that douchenizzle from this shell is complaining about a spy. Yet in the chat logs their own linksack clearly states they have a spy in another linkshell. Oh the delicious irony. And just out of curiousity, what the fuck are they going to be spying on in the first place? Pirating ToDs off you? Are you a fucking moron? OP you're seriously better off without these fucking mongoloid football humpers. Find a shell that isn't run by a bunch of paranoid imbeciles who are worried about their precious ToDs.

[Izzy]

HAY GUYS SOMEONE IN MY LS JUST GOT A MORRIGAN'S ROBE!!!

FUCK I HOPE THEY DON'T SEE THIS AND KICK ME~

[phrost]

....Find a shell that isn't run by a bunch of paranoid imbeciless...

http://www.stonebridgebusinessadviso...e_Haystack.jpg

[Chupunpupun]

Let's face it, Armada sucks (even if you hadn't realized it yet), KoN sucks, RTU sucks (and yes, they will believe anything anyone tells them), and Seraphix kinda sucks too. I'm really sorry you got screwed, but just look at this as a sign that you should try transferring somewhere else (i.e., WW is the only decent LS on Cerberus, so if you can't get in there or it doesn't work out for you there, go somewhere else).

If you're friends with Sevv, I'd suggest Lakshmi. And tell him hi from me when you get there.

You suck, too. That's why you boost about "tanking" chariots as /sam welling know you co-tank it with 2 other mnks, that's why you lost hate kiting kirin and made your LS wipe within 2mins of the fight, that's why you got kicked from your own LS, that's why you couldn't get into a good LS afterwards, that's why you had to flee cerberus after ~6 months because you sucked and everyone knew it.

Btw, what are you opinions on your fairy friends that had to join a LS that requires them to bot? Hell, Demonic was a botting mule after he got kicked from the LS, once.

P.S. Sorry for the late reply

[Ashira]

Wait, so is the guy annoyed people are misspelling tongue as "tounge," or does he think people are misspelling it when they type "tongue," and is trying to correct them to "tounge"?

[Mumble]

This is fucking stupid.
If they kicked you for something retarded as that, and they LET said retard keep his pearl sack, why the fuck would you want to go back?

[Saithorx]

http://www.stonebridgebusinessadviso...e_Haystack.jpg

wow i expected it to be harder to find a needle in a haystack. there it is
http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/2629/needleji4.jpg

[Hanyoko]

On Labor Day it seems Sci-Fi was doing a marathon of Star Trek: The Next Generation. Anyway one of the episodes I caught was there Picard and Crusher were going to a planet to negotiate with one of the two governments about entrance into the federation. When transporting down the other government kidnapped them for 'commiting treason' and 'conspiring with the enemy'. The first gov. said it was an going just as planned and Picard was really meeting with them on purpose and blah blah more spy/paranoid talk/etc.

Seeing that episode then reading this thread about spy/paranoia made me laugh.

[Eleidon]

that's why you got kicked from your own LS, that's why you couldn't get into a good LS afterwards, that's why you had to flee cerberus after ~6 months because you sucked and everyone knew it.

Wow, seriously? No, he left that linkshell of his own volition because it was stuck in a downward spiral of decreasing morale and dedication, and he left Cerberus because all of the other linkshells there are full of the same sort of paranoid, backstabbing freaks that made this whole thread possible.

I know because I left both for the same reasons.

[S N K]

This is fucking stupid.
If they kicked you for something retarded as that, and they LET said retard keep his pearl sack, why the fuck would you want to go back?

He didn't express any desire whatsoever to return. It was more or less a warning at 1st posted in the Warning Section of the forums which got moved here. He posted it as a warning to not consider Rtu as a shell of choice if you do not desire to be part of a LS that actively listens and gives power to someone who obviously had his head up his ass and attacked/booted the wrong person without any provocation whatsoever.

Not gonna say it's not stupid tho which I do agree with you that it is but it's still semi-entertaining on quiet tuesday like today.~

I'm going to hazard a guess that the person with 2 accounts posting from the same IP is the person who kicked him.

[Therin]

*EDIT* tl;dr version: Scroll up for Eleidon.

Wow, post from the ignorant prick Chu, how original. And guess what?! You're making up shit just like Seraphix! Who would've expected that. You know, I've been in leadership roles for a long time in linkshells, and from your very brief stay in Resurgence I can kindly say that you were the most useless piece of shit I've ever had the discomfort of leading. Bitch bitch bitch about everything. You are the definition of leech.

Remember this?

I search linkshell and you're on BLU in Bibiki Bay.
Me: Chu, are you coming to Limbus?
No response. 15 minutes pass.
Me: Hey, not sure if you're there, are you gonna be able to make it to Limbus?
Again no response. 10 more minutes pass. I search again, and you're in Whitegate on WAR/NIN. Normally I wouldn't bother someone else at this point but you've clearly moved, so I send another tell.
Me: Just curious if you're going to come to Limbus?
Chu: Jesus fucking Christ lay off my ass already.
Me: Well you didn't respond to my two previous tells, we don't have many today so I need to know who I can rely on.
Chu: I'm coming.
Me: Great, thanks, can you come WHM?
Chu: Fuck that, I'm logging. /pearloff

You suck, too. That's why you boost about "tanking" chariots as /sam welling know you co-tank it with 2 other mnks

I never said I solo-tanked, I said that WAR/SAM was a fine co-tank, which it is.

that's why you lost hate kiting kirin and made your LS wipe within 2mins of the fight,

wut, this never happened.

that's why you got kicked from your own LS, that's why you couldn't get into a good LS afterwards,

Kicked from my own LS? Wow, you certainly have your facts straight! I left because Godyss and I were having disagreements, we both agreed that we couldn't lead together and I was getting burned out anyway, so I stepped down and passed the baton, including the bank and all responsibility to her and Simfireball (which was the honorable thing to do). Then, I went pearl-less for two months despite numerous people asking me to join WW, AM, Armada, and TT (which, by the way, are all better linkshells than your fetid cess pool of shit, that botting orgy that you call Progeny).

that's why you had to flee cerberus after ~6 months because you sucked and everyone knew it.

Sup, I was on Cerberus for 10 months and everyone who mattered there liked me, the only ones who didn't were the pricks from Progeny who were all butthurt that they actually needed to CAMP HNMs now. Remember when we got to Cerberus? Lillian and Feynman and Diavolo were begging my linkshell to trade off Khimaira and Cerberus with them because you guys were too lazy to sit at camps for more than an hour at a time without bitching about it. Funny thing is, after all of this we still claimed twice as many Khimairas as Progeny during the period that we camped (over 40 Khimairas in 6 months because no one gave enough of a shit about it to come out after it popped when we camped with a full stall-force).

Btw, what are you opinions on your fairy friends that had to join a LS that requires them to bot?

If you're talking about Demon, he left Resurgence/Empyreal of his own accord and it was before I left. He and I are good friends now because we're willing to look past previous mistakes and differences that we've had. I was pissed that he joined Progeny, but since then he reclaimed his account and moved it back to a much better place for him personally, so more power to him.

Hell, Demonic was a botting mule after he got kicked from the LS, once.

Yeah, that was during the period where Deathgazer's e-vag Myishka stole his shit, right? After Demon had given her access to the account under the premise that she was going to take care of it (I know, his fault for letting some dumb mithra bitch have access to it anyway). Do you think I give a shit about what was done on Demon's account without his permission? What relevance does that even have to the discussion other than proving once again that your members are steaming sacks of shit?

Your posts have never had any significant logic behind them at all, and you always make up shit, Chu. I'm so sorry that you feel inadequate, but it's certainly not my fault.

[Korremar]

people are misspelling tongue as "tounge,"

This.

If this is in reference to me, anyway.

You ever start telling a story and you realize halfway through that it's not actually funny and you're kinda retarded? Yeah so this is sorta like that. I think I'll stop now.

[jurjur]

SPY SAPPIN' MAH SENTRY D:

[S N K]

OT:When someone mentioned Therin and kiting I had to dig this up..

http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g1...301200524a.jpg

Sucks that SE Ninja-fixed this shit. OH WELL NO MORE REVILER HELMS FOR AWHILE FOLKS!

P.S. I'd join any shell that Therin is a part of simply for the fact he liked staying active as much as possible.

[Kaslo]

Spies? Just when I think I may be too plugged into this game I see shit like this. We're playing a game not fighting the Russkies.

http://eatemandbeatem.com/redScare.jpg

[Senoska]

Wow, are people really like this? Don't tell people something positive about your LS guys it might get you kicked. Grats on your bb item, I guess.

[Therin]

OT:When someone mentioned Therin and kiting I had to dig this up..

http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g1...301200524a.jpg

Sucks that SE Ninja-fixed this shit. OH WELL NO MORE REVILER HELMS FOR AWHILE FOLKS!

P.S. I'd join any shell that Therin is a part of simply for the fact he liked staying active as much as possible.

Durandal for the win, bitches!

[Feedmenow]

Spies? Just when I think I may be too plugged into this game I see shit like this. We're playing a game not fighting the Russkies.

This game steals men's souls and makes them its slaves.

[Khrno]

I'm going to hazard a guess that the person with 2 accounts posting from the same IP is the person who kicked him.

I don't thin that the anon guy is Zklken, he doesn't talks (types) like this guy, as everyone could see from the screenshots. Ken is from Singapore or some country around there, his english isn't that good grammar-wise.

And just for the record, this isn't the first tim this has happened this year. All this shit makes me miss Cato sometimes.

[Brill Weave]

I'm just floored by the fact that someone could be so stupid. I really just want to know exactly WHAT Lilith was supposedly spying on. ToD's? Every linkshell worth a shit already has them anyways. And let's face it the ones who NEED the ToD's are the ones who can kill what they are camping anyways. I'm sorry you're a spy, I'm kicking you from the linkshell. What? Wait, who told you this? A reliable source and that's all you need to know(puts away magic 8 ball.)

Seriously what is this, retard linkshell week?