NFL Week 1...It Begins

[Fistandantilus]

So much for Plaxico's ankle plaguing him again, 3 catches for 60 yards in the first drive alone. Now to yell at the TV every play the redskins do something other than throw it to Cooley.

[octopus]

The Redskins look terrible so far... they look overmatched.

[Deejay]

Holy shit did you see Jacobs truck the shit out of Laron Landry? Dude was down for the count like Dracula's homeboys.

[archibaldcrane]

Fuck yeah Plax rack up those fantasy points!

[Fistandantilus]

I'm really loving my fantasy team of plaxico and jacobs now! Sat Jacobs today to play Turner vs the Lions on sunday but still love to see how good he's running.

Edit- I can't seem to grammar today.

[tyven]

lolredskins look fucking atrocious on both sides of the ball. i hate the giants but not as much as i love watching the redskins get bitched.

[Melena]

and another year of suffering watching my 49ers suck it up

[Lbelle]

sigh I'm just getting texts that this game is baddd.

[archibaldcrane]

Needs moar Clinton Portis...although that's unlikely to happen down 16-0

[Fistandantilus]

They just announced the total yards and it was something like 240ish for the Giants, 16 for the Redskins. Skins haven't completed a pass lol. On the bright side, the skins have held the Giants to three straight field goals so it is only 16-0 instead of a much worse score, which it easily could be.

[Daahan]

I'll appoint Tyche to take over this task for me since i don't have time anymore.

You have to make me look good Tyche, add some commentary to your picks.

[Lbelle]

They just announced the total yards and it was something like 240ish for the Giants, 16 for the Redskins. Skins haven't completed a pass lol. On the bright side, the skins have held the Giants to three straight field goals so it is only 16-0 instead of a much worse score, which it easily could be.

oh jeez that sounds fucking horrible lol...

[Fistandantilus]

Touchdown Redskins! They actually looked half decent, although the majority of the drive was a great kick return to the Giants 45, and then a nonexistent face mask tacked on another 15 yards. Still, some momentum going into the half is nice for the Skins, 16-7 and receiving the ball after a nice momentum boost. Not out of reach at all if their defense can stop the giants from getting easy field goals, and then have Cambell throw like he did to end the half.

[Deejay]

Their line is getting royally assraped. Although, Zorn looks like he's making the proper adjustments to give Cambpell more time.

And the Giants are fucking up all their red zone opportunities. The score would be 24-7 if they just gave the ball to Jacobs.

[Fistandantilus]

Yeah, not really sure what is going on with the Giants backfield. They had Ward in for the first half of the second quarter, he's doing good but Jacobs has been unstoppable so far. Cambell looked a lot more comfortable in the last drive, so hopefully they will continue to give him time in the pocket and have this be a decent game.

Edit- Wow, three 15 yard personal foul penalties so far for the Giants, that's about as much as the Redskins have in total offensive yards.

[octopus]

lol, what a block by Portis ;o

[tyven]

until the redskins learn to get away from the run, run, pass, punt play calling they wont be able to close the gap. i thought zorn was supposed to be some kind of passing guru, looks like gibbs is still out there calling the plays.

[Deejay]

to be fair, they can't pass if they can't pick up the blitz. their o-line is having a hard enough time containing the giants front 4.

[Mizango]

lol, what a block by Portis ;o

No kidding lol, that was brutal. That block and the Jacobs truck job of Laron Landry are making it fun to watch at least.

[Mizango]

I'll appoint Tyche to take over this task for me since i don't have time anymore.

You have to make me look good Tyche, add some commentary to your picks.

Daahan you have to join me in my praise of Orton. Only with the blessing of Yin shall we prevail!