NFL Week 1...It Begins

[Deejay]

Looking at the stat tracker, I love seeing C. Ocho Cinco.

It's gay because Reebok won't let him switch names on the real jersey due to contract obligations with the C. Johnson being on the jersey that they're selling in stores.

[Kyo]

I dont care if he changes his name to to jose Quervo, the bengals suck ass.

[Kailee]

Steven Jackson got JACKED UP!

[Nystul]

ok they just did it again.

Someone tell me if I'm crazy-
end around: QB hands off to receiver (1 handoff)
reverse: QB- Receiver to another receiver (2 handoffs)
double reverse: QB-receiver-receiver-another player. (3 handoffs)

Is this right? Because this is what I've always thought. But the guy calling the baltimore/cincy game keeps calling the 2 handoff scoring play that baltimore had a "double reverse."

[Fistandantilus]

Hoooooly shit Nate Burleson, drops the easiest pass ever then makes an amazing TD catch.

[Kyo]

Hoooooly shit Nate Burleson, drops the easiest pass ever then makes an amazing TD catch.

Thats how it happens.

[Deejay]

Every Seahawks WR is known for dropping the easiest of catches and making the tough 1 handers in the back of the endzone.

It's the only reason why they still get paid.

[Fistandantilus]

Most are really good at dropping passes but neglect the 1handed catches, I'm happy when they do anything positive at all.

[sekaran]

Holy shit. I was checking scores in one of my leagues.. 46points so far from Parker. Makes up for Brady and Ocho Cinco I guess!

[Mertron]

Willie Parker dominating for my fantasy team...but my opponent has McNabb and I'm an Eagle fan. I'm torn! Can the Eagles run out the clock now plz?

(jk it would be an honor to lose to McNabb in this game)

Edit: DESEAN JACKSON OUT OF BOUNDS ON HIS WAY TO THE HOUSE!

[Fistandantilus]

omg nooooooooooo Nate!

[Mertron]

ok they just did it again.

Someone tell me if I'm crazy-
end around: QB hands off to receiver (1 handoff)
reverse: QB- Receiver to another receiver (2 handoffs)
double reverse: QB-receiver-receiver-another player. (3 handoffs)

Is this right? Because this is what I've always thought. But the guy calling the baltimore/cincy game keeps calling the 2 handoff scoring play that baltimore had a "double reverse."

It doesnt always go by the number of handoffs, thats just an easy way to tell. A "reverse" is any time the plays direction is changed in the backfield, and doesnt necessarily involve a handoff. I haven't actually seen the play but it is possible for a 2 handoff play to be a double reverse.

However, it is also possible the announcers have no idea what they're talking about. Kind of like when they call a blitz and only 4 cross the line, but ends drop off into coverage or something.

[Akiyama]

Michael Turner...fucking wow. 18 rushes, 199 yards, 3 TDs. Have yourself a day!

[Mertron]

Another catch for Desean Jackson, hes looking damn good.

6 catches, 106 yards (no TDs), and had a 50+ yard punt return.

Edit: Touchdown Westbrook, 38-0.

[Akiyama]

Yeah. DeSean Jackson representing Cali pretty well.

[Deejay]

DeSean Jackson was a fucking beast in college. Not surprised that he's playing well in his first game. He's got some hester-like speed/moves.

[Mertron]

WOW.

Rams kick a meaningless field goal to ruin the shutout for my fantasy team (have Eagles D). And to top it off, they cut away to Linehan on the sideline, jumping around and clapping like a moron in glee at the 3 fucking points. It's like he did that just to piss me off and is celebrating.

[Kyo]

Too bad the chiefs suck ass, really wanted to see the pat's loose, god dammit.

[Mertron]

Yeah if the Pat's had lost it would have been awfully lonely for me in my survival league, I have the Chargers this week.

[Fistandantilus]

Balls, 4 plays from the 5 yard line and the chiefs can't even get a yard. Also why is Huard in? Just looking at the scoreboard from NFL.com and it seems Huard has played the second half, is croyle hurt or did he just suck?