New WS Properties/Modifier/Damage Testing

[Redshift]

RR was changed from "Damage varies with TP" to "Crit varies with TP", the STR mod remained the same. KJ is like the old RR with a much higher STR mod.

[Ophannus]

and it seems to me that Tachi:Rana is just the old version of Skewer...

[Alistaire]

His average 3 hit was 950~1200, his doubles went up to 1500 normally, and the first one he did was a 1954 with 5 hit return.

He's decked.

Perdu/Myth +1/_/Bomblet
Nhead/Soil/Brutal/Triumph
Ebody/Alky's/Flame/Rajas
Fora/Warwolf/Aurum/Nfeet

He popped a mithkabob, berserk, warcry, hasso, mighty strikes, war charge to a Lesser Coli right outside of town.

I assumed it was a 5 hit, but he posted TP return immediately, 20% ~ 4 hit return.

I figured KJ should spike up to 2800~ with good gear, 600 per hit with 2hr isn't out of the range of possibility.

Dmg 96, 77+like 60 Str, 750+ Attack.

Could go crazy for an epeen shot and add /drk LR/Souleater

[Ohaigaiz]

<Absolute Virtue> I guess he should have...
Absolute Virtue puts on his shades.
<Absolute Virtue> killed my Regen.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! !!!!

Funniest thing I've read in a long time.

[Ophannus]

No Axe Grip?

[Max™]

Always glad to bring an unexpected laugh.

He was screwing with KJ in Limbus, said he got a 14% Return for 768 Dmg, I forgot to ask for TP % though, I was busy, but damn@that.

Old RR was nice for epeen shots, but Steel won, KJ has so much more whallop because of the high Str mod/gear options most of us have for it now.

[Khelek]

http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/4921/avregenqb7.jpg

liek dis?

[LD]

This is the best day ever.

[AoshiZ]

http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/4921/avregenqb7.jpg

liek dis?

Is he putting on a second pair of glasses? haha

[Dimmauk]

Is he putting on a second pair of glasses? haha

Double Sunglasses = Double Win!

[Ophannus]

im wooshing but i dont get the glasses reference...

[LD]

It's a metaphor for horrible acting/being 10ft up your own ass.

[Drex]

im wooshing but i dont get the glasses reference...

YouTube - CSI Miami - Endless Caruso One Liners

[Yugl]

Somehow I think Drex and LD are suggesting two different meanings from the glasses reference.

[LD]

Incorrect.


YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[Septimus]

YouTube - CSI Miami - Endless Caruso One Liners

Thank you for posting that. As I have never watched any CSI, I did not know how awful it was and didn't get the joke.

I can with confidence take the image that Khelek posted and make this.

http://www.septimusprime.com/images/CSI-Gloryhole.jpg

Seriously, how far up your own ass do you have to be to take yourself that seriously when poorly delivering badly written lines?

[Max™]

I'm not sure if he's a total douche, or if he's just so awesome that he's in on some joke the rest of us don't get.

Either way, it's utterly hilarious.

[Yugl]

http://www.septimusprime.com/images/CSI-Gloryhole.jpg

This would be funny even if you didn't know where it was from.

Edit: I thought those were screams not yeeaahhh

[Tempyst]

YouTube - CSI Miami - Endless Caruso One Liners

never seen this show before, Caruso delivering those one liners reminds me of Adam West in Lookwell!

YouTube - Lookwell!

[Vajra]

OMG Jim Carey LOL YouTube - CSI: Jim Carrey