Halloween Candy

[Norelco]

I bought a house a few months ago...and with that comes the responsibility of passing out candy to children.

That being said, I'd like to be known as the neighbor that has cool candy. Give me some good candy suggestions for kids.

[Headspace]

Just give out whole bags of mixed candy. Then people will know not to fuck with you when it comes to Halloween.

[ircgeek]

Be "that guy" who hands out normal sized candy bars.

[kareface]

roofies

[Nuketwig]

As long as you don't give fruit you're good to go.

[thebearofscience]

king size snickers for the kids.
pencils for good rep from the parents.
good to go.

[Katlan]

give kids carmel apples. The kids will LOVE you, the parents accompany'ing their kids will HATE you. lol

[Koyuki]

I bought a house a few months ago...and with that comes the responsibility of passing out candy to children.

That being said, I'd like to be known as the neighbor that has cool candy. Give me some good candy suggestions for kids.

King sized Twix/Reese's/Snickers

You will be God in the kids eyes.

[Norelco]

I always hated getting generic candy.

I also hated mounds/almond joy...or anything with coconut.

[Not Kuno]

I always hated getting generic candy.

I also hated mounds/almond joy...or anything with coconut.

Ung yeah. Mixed bags of bite stuff is probably the best way to go.

[TheShadyMan]

Juice boxes.

[fantasticdan]

Diabetes pamphlets.

[brisk]

Be like the mall where they give only 1 pierce of candy.

[thebearofscience]

i always hated those butterscotch hard candies. those are the worst of the worst.
air heads/laffy taffy/pixie sticks are awesome as well.

[Souj]

pennies!
a house in my neighborhood gives out cans of pop lol.

[Norelco]

How about fun dip? Do they still sell that?

[Odesseiron]

Fun dip! I remember that stuff. Man, talk about stuff to rot your teeth with. I always hated getting pennies, or that generic pink and yellow wrapped bubble gum. It was all about snickers, reese's etc. Also hated almond joy and mounds, even though they're the same damn thing.

I would say go with a few fun sized variety bags of candy. Or boxes of cracker jacks with razors in them. Or just be the old codger of the neighborhood and don't give them jack shit. Expect to get egged or worse though!

[Tyche]

Thank god I have a kid, that means I get to lock my door and take my kid out so I don't have to pass out candy. With that said, the heaven of houses on Halloween was the old lady who made popcorn balls. I don't know how they are made, but you roll popcorn up in marshamallow cream and confectioners sugar. I don't know what's all included, but they are fucking amazing. She always had a huge line to get to her door.

[Norelco]

Thank god I have a kid, that means I get to lock my door and take my kid out so I don't have to pass out candy. With that said, the heaven of houses on Halloween was the old lady who made popcorn balls. I don't know how they are made, but you roll popcorn up in marshamallow cream and confectioners sugar. I don't know what's all included, but they are fucking amazing. She always had a huge line to get to her door.

Well, I don't want a huge line. I want people off my property ASAP. =P

[Tyche]

Well, the first year you won't. Maybe not even the second year. After 3 strait years of serving popcorn balls, you'll likely be bombarded with kids and parents. I lived next to the lady who served popcorn balls, so I would get leftovers. Her demand got so high, she'd have to make several trash bags full of these popcorn balls.