Absolute Virtue... Again.

[AbsolutelyNobody]

I've trolled your forums of Absolute Virtue and have found that no one can kill it legitimately yet.

I will give you a hint. You can take it, use it, and figure it out.
Or you can skoff, laugh, and go on being defeated by this monster.

First off, watch SE's movie again.

What's missing?

(Aerns)

What jobs can they be?

(Any of the 15)

Could this possibly be a big part in defeating Absolute Virute?

(Most definately)

Were there any aerns at all during JoL?

(No)

Were there any aerns during Absolute Virute?

(No)

Did SE make them not pop just out of convenience for the filming/fighting?

(No)

The rest is up to you adventurers of Vana'Diel.


Sincerly,
Absolutely Nobody

p.s. Stop bitching and start figuring it out. This is a hint to the riddle, but not the entire riddle.

[Shuemue]

So you've got a legit AV kill?

Didn't think so.

[kayn]

can this thread be locked/deleted and the op banned?

[Corrderio]

Hasn't this whole Aren thing been tried and tested before?

[AbsolutelyNobody]

Obviously, you all know the true way and I am clueless. Since this is so, please do delete the thread and ban me so these people can keep getting killed blindly by something that they can't kill, and will not wake up.

[Doompie]

Atleast come up with something new.

[xopher]

Obviously, you all know the true way and I am clueless. Since this is so, please do delete the thread and ban me so these people can keep getting killed blindly by something that they can't kill, and will not wake up.

Obviously you are not part of an HNMLS that kills AV so what do you care if it's killed?

Oh, what's that? You want to jump in out of nowhere with some balls out theory of how to kill him so you can get credit?

Oh okay.

[spooky]

Good lord.

[Titanss]

I think this guy is a genius and people need to watch that vid some more.

[Devia]

Please learn to spell, among other things.

[Gunitsoldier]

I think this guy is a genius and people need to watch that vid some more.

He's right! The answer is there! Thank you for opening our eyes kind sir!!!

[Tankjr]

I want my 10 seconds back.

[Tradition]

OP is Sage Sundi

[Chen]

I'm a retard

i couldn't agree more

[baudelaire]

Srsly, search the forums for AV + aern, this shit was suggested over a year ago. We need some AV FAIL seal of disapproval for posts like this.

Edit: fuck you for being too lazy to find this yourself: http://bluegartr.com/forum/showthrea...ob#post1668109 dated 2007-09-01.

[The Blackrose]

I've trolled your forums of Absolute Virtue and have found that no one can kill it legitimately yet.

So, how's the progress coming on killing AV? Oh wait, you haven't done anything yourself, you say?

Screw a ban, go straight for the jugular and issue a few deny statements in the server configuration.

[Corrderio]

We need a sticky reguarding AV and all these "Theories" sorta like with the Goblin Wolfman

[Day]

Don't be so hard on him guys, he trolled our forums on AV, way to just prove him right and scoff at his theory, I bet if Ruke posted it 5 linkshells would have tried it already.

[Linktri]

C'mon guys. I like it when he posts. If his mouth opens just a little wider, I can fit my penis inside his face. Mmmmm.

[Fyrebrand]

Hi mom!