Best B-Movies!

[Shalyn]

Dim, with a title like that, it is an automatic submission to the list *lol*
And Santa's Slay looks awesome.. Not sure if it has b-movie status but.. looks fucking crazy so I might anyway *lol*

[Elesirdur]

Oh I totally forgot about this one, Jack Frost. No, not the sappy family comedy with Michael Keaton, but the shitty horror one from 1996. The movie features the first screen appearance of Shannon Elizabeth (the American Pie exchange hottie) where she gets raped to death in the shower by Jack Frost's giant sharpened snowman icicle-penis. lulz ensue

[Dimmauk]

Dim, with a title like that, it is an automatic submission to the list *lol*

If you havent seen it, then go do that now!

[Kaelia]

Oh I totally forgot about this one, Jack Frost. No, not the sappy family comedy with Michael Keaton, but the shitty horror one from 1996. The movie features the first screen appearance of Shannon Elizabeth (the American Pie exchange hottie) where she gets raped to death in the shower by Jack Frost's giant sharpened snowman icicle-penis. lulz ensue

Because I know somebody's curious...

NWS: http://www.youtube.com/verify_age?ne...%3DAv2oXFjTJmg

The carrot floating up to the top of the water had me rolling for some reason.

[Andarvi]

How about Airborne? Was a rollerblading movie with Seth Greene as Wiley and jack black as a douche bully. Came out in 93, I probably rented that movie 100 times.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0106233/

And there was another movie I cannot remember the name of. In it, there was a kid who like gets trapped in a big, new house wit ha bunch of robbers. he hides in compartments all around the house and uses radio controlled planes and shit to fuck with them. there is a scene where hes peeking out of the cieling in the living room and he uses a helicopter to go down and steal the bad guys steak. If anyone remembers the name of this movie based on my limited memory i will award you 2 cookies.

[Olo401]

Lame computer hacking movies anyone?

Hackers
Sneakers
Antitrust

WarGames and Tron fit this mold too, but I don't consider them B-movies.

[Olo401]

How about Airborne? Was a rollerblading movie with Seth Greene as Wiley and jack black as a douche bully. Came out in 93, I probably rented that movie 100 times.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0106233/

That movie KICKS ASS! Seth Green looks like a giant red mop in that flick..

[Andarvi]

Haha im on nostalgic roll right now. I need someone to name this movie. basically there were a group of young friends, like 4 10 year old boys, who build a spaceship in their backyard out of garbage cans and shit, then they fly to some alien space ship for whatever reason. Thats all i can remember but i remember loving it.

I also remember a movie as a kid that wanted to be star wars so bad but ended up more like power rangers in terms of a guy in a robot suit being attacked by fightership models and stuff. again, thats all i remember, but i loved it.

Both of these movies are B-movies for sure, im guessing.

[Andarvi]

That movie KICKS ASS! Seth Green looks like a giant red mop in that flick..

I wanted to be mitchell goosen so bad.

[ninjafox]

IT - that scary ass demon clown

[OzzofAsura]

-House of the Dead (This might have to be C or D)
-Dungeons & Dragons
-Leprechaun 1,2,3,4 (Leprechaun 4: In space *lol*)
-Double Dragon
-The Last Dragon - The description for this one wins.. "Bruce Leroy is looking for the final level of kung fu: The Glow. "
-Krull <<< Love this movie.
-Masters of the Universe - Dulph Lundgren owns all.
-Punisher ^
-Red Sonja
-Street Fighter
-Wing Commander

Not sure if they are all "B-movies" but I think most are. Special effects are expensive after all...

[Dimmauk]

-House of the Dead (This might have to be C or D)
-Dungeons & Dragons
-Leprechaun 1,2,3,4 (Leprechaun 4: In space *lol*)
-Double Dragon
-The Last Dragon - The description for this one wins.. "Bruce Leroy is looking for the final level of kung fu: The Glow. "
-Krull <<< Love this movie.
-Masters of the Universe - Dulph Lundgren owns all.
-Punisher ^
-Red Sonja
-Street Fighter
-Wing Commander

Not sure if they are all "B-movies" but I think most are. Special effects are expensive after all...

Which Punisher movie?

And should there be a Kung-Fu section?

If so then:

Favorite 3

Drunken Master (the original)
Five Deadly Venoms
Death mask of the Ninja

[OzzofAsura]

Which Punisher movie?

And should there be a Kung-Fu section?

If so then:

Favorite 3

Drunken Master (the original)
Five Deadly Venoms
Death mask of the Ninja

The Dulph Lundgren one of course! The only REAL Punisher (though the new one looks pretty good).

<3 Five Deadly Venoms.. I haven't seen it since I was about 10 though lol

Edit: I think there might have to be a Kung-fu section.. Since I can't think of many non-B Kung-fu movies. lol

[Jefe]

The only movie I've seen is Equilibrium, what an awesome movie... but b-movie it ain't.

[Zeb]

Haha im on nostalgic roll right now. I need someone to name this movie. basically there were a group of young friends, like 4 10 year old boys, who build a spaceship in their backyard out of garbage cans and shit, then they fly to some alien space ship for whatever reason. Thats all i can remember but i remember loving it.

Explorers was the movie. Starred Ethan Hawke and River Phoenix, definately not a B movie.


/You have been recruited by the Star League to defend the frontier against Xur and the Kodan Armada.

[Elesirdur]

Iron Monkey - but only if you watch the dubbed version

The subtitled version is actually attempts to be serious, but the dubbed version contains such chestnuts like "no wonder you're still a virgin, you're so ugly! hahaha!"

[Shalyn]

I added a Kung Fu section, still going through the additions since some are clearly not B-movies. Also, House of the Dead, referring to which one?

[fren.]

Tremors, where?

[OzzofAsura]

House of the Dead was a *horrible* Uwe Boll movie. To say it is laughable is an understatement. The budget must have been eighty-five dollars.. and the acting is.. You know what? Leave it off.. it's just *too* bad to even acknowledge its existence.

[Shalyn]

Yeah it's called 'Best B-movies', not "shit I'd never watch again" lol XD