Woman Wearing Cow Suit Chases Kids

[Serpent]

this is amazing

[Silenka]

That's hilarious.

I want to know why a cow, though.

[Gunitsoldier]

O dear god I laughed so hard. I mean come on a BLACK cow? How hilarious is that?

[b6c7565]

udderly ridiculous

[Charismatic]

udderly ridiculous

Damn, you got to it before I did.
Corny jokes are supposed to be my thing :<

[Mizango]

the only thing that came to my head is...


"eat mor chickin'!"

lol well played.

You got 2 birds with 1 stone.

[Purrrfect]

udderly ridiculous

almost as much win as the subject here lol!

[thestalkmore]

That's a woman?

[Mizango]

That's a woman?

Sadly, yes.

[Lebzile]

http://www.wlwt.com/cnn-news/17589970/detail.html

"MIDDLETOWN -- A Middletown woman is accused of being disorderly in public -- while wearing a cow suit.

A police report filed about the incident said Michelle Allen allegedly chased children in her neighborhood while wearing the suit on Monday evening.

Allen also urinated on a neighbor's front porch, the report said, and was warned by officers to go home and stay there.
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Allen was charged with disorderly conduct after an officer found her causing traffic problems on North Verity Parkway.

The officer's report stated that Allen was verbally abusive to him on the trip to jail and smelled of alcohol.

The report did not speculate as to why Allen was wearing the cow suit."


I laughed a little too hard at the picture.

I CLICK AND CLICK AND NOTHING CHANGES Q___________________Q


lol'd for serious though.

[Headspace]

Fucking Ohio.

[Mizango]

Fucking Ohio.

It all makes sense now.

She was probably having a furry party with Moots. He's in Ohio also, all the pieces are coming to together now...

[Katlan]

I don't even think she would be allowed into the furry community though

[Charismatic]

I don't see why you'd think that... they let Antithesis G stick around.

[Dohorehn]

this is definitely one of the more a-moo-sing stories I've read today.

[Mizango]

this is definitely one of the more a-moo-sing stories I've read today.

Oh lawd. lol

I don't see why you'd think that... they let Antithesis G stick around.

^ Exactly.

[mootsfox]

I was thinking I'd probably do her, until I saw the picture.

Rofl, that's probably like a $20 suit from a costume shop too.

[Halleberry]

they left out the part where she pees on a neighbors porch. I don't know where i heard that, but it was in one version of this story i heard over the weekend.

[_chuchu]

Epic

[zoobernut]

they left out the part where she pees on a neighbors porch. I don't know where i heard that, but it was in one version of this story i heard over the weekend.

It is in the article I linked. Towards the end I think it says that the police came and arrested her after a neighbor complained she peed on the porch.