Dad strangles man with rape kit by his daughter's room

[Sigi]

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/c...,2283659.story

From Fark, but damn... 64 yr old man strangled the dude that was in his 17 yr old daughter's bedroom wearing nothing but a mask; gloves; and holding a knife, rope, and condoms.

[_chuchu]

He asked for it D:

[Furionstormrage]

Got what he had coming to him

[Tyche]

First, bravo at a 64 year old man having a 17 yar old daughter.

2nd, the most justified killing on these forums in the past month!

[Zosi]

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/c...,2283659.story

From Fark, but damn... 64 yr old man strangled the dude that was in his 17 yr old daughter's bedroom wearing nothing but a mask; gloves; and holding a knife, rope, and condoms.

When I first read the headline, I thought the father strangled the other guy WITH the rape kit, but I'm somewhat relieved after reading further.

Bravo to the dad. Not going to hear me defending this guy, he was pretty obviously going for something a little worse than stealing the daughter's twinkies.

Edit: Rofl Tyche, I didn't even notice the age... that IS impressive.

[Neosutra]

Father of the fucking year.

[kuronosan]

Had it coming.

[Shuemue]

Fucking great parenting, and I mean that from the bottom of my heart.

[zoobernut]

First, bravo at a 64 year old man having a 17 yar old daughter.

2nd, the most justified killing on these forums in the past month!

QFT Could not agree more! The most justified case of self or family defense we have seen in the forums in a while.

[Deejay]

Fucking great parenting, and I mean that from the bottom of my heart.

Yeah, I was almost concerned for the poor girl's mental stability after having a rapist climb through her window in the middle of the night donning a mask and latex gloves.

But if her dad can strangle the dude to death np she obviously has nothing to worry about.

[Stiker]

Father of the fucking year.

^This. Bravo.

[Tyche]

What's sad is now she'll never get a boyfriend in high school.

[Charismatic]

What's sad is now she'll never get a boyfriend in high school.

That's a good thing, you were a boy in high school once... you should know they aren't after anything but some fuckin poontang.

Or she'll get a boyfriend who is a gentleman?

Hahahahaha

[Shuemue]

Or she'll get a boyfriend who is a gentleman?

[Stiker]

What's great is now she'll never get a asshole of a boyfriend in high school.

Fixed.

[zoobernut]

What's sad is now she'll never get a boyfriend in high school.

Article says she is 17 chances are she already has a boyfriend and is very close to graduating. Just need to worry about college now.

[_chuchu]

Must have balls o' steel to fuck with that

[Demosthenes]

yaay another news thread!

[Dimmauk]

I wonder what the Dad looked like.

[Beckwin]

topic title made me think the dad strangled a hospital attendant for some reason; a Palin-eque "THERE'S AN ABORTIFICIENT IN THAT KIT!!!!!!!" lol.

glad the old man was able to save his daughter. finally a proper reason to defend a home with lethal force.