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  1. #21
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    Must be only burley 64 year old dude. Parents are over protective for a reason... guy deserved to die in such a painful way as suffication. And the sex offender was 54 years old... thats just sick...

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    Kicker of the story is the guy is sad that he killed the criminal. I mean, damn. The guy has definitely won the Big Metal Clankers of the Year award... just for his decency and the fact he's a fucking 64 year old that strangled a guy 12 years younger than him with his bare hands

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    Greatest father in history. That's awesome that there are no charges pending on the father. Take that Texas!

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    When I read "rape kit" I was thinking of the scientific type; like the kit of swabs and samples they take from rape victims. That line of thinking made me very confused coming into this. Good on the father, I can't really imagine any normal man alive who wouldn't do the same to protect his child.

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    Hey at least the guy was wearing gloves...

    No, seriously. Great job to the dad for that... If I was that girl I would have been mortified.

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    The balls are inert.

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    Wow... this guy is my new fucking hero. My dad's 64, too 8)


    Quote Originally Posted by AoE View Post
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    http://img244.imageshack.us/img244/411/picture1jh5.png

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dimmauk View Post
    I wonder what the Dad looked like.
    fuck that, i wonder what's the daughter look like

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    maybe he was just there for candy? halloween is a month away, could have gotten the dates mixed up.

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    IN SOVIET DAUGHTER'S ROOM, THE PEDOPHILE STRANGLES YOU

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    The father in me says, "yeah, kill the fucker for trying to harm your daughter." I'll go ahead and disagree with most of you, call the cops, etc.

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    All I can imagine when I think of the how Dad looks is the Brawny towel guy.

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    At first I thought this was another "oops" killing. So glad I was wrong, dad is awesome.

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    Reportedly the dad was angry that the intruder dared wear the same outfit into his daughters room.

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    Police said Meyers was naked except for a mask and latex gloves and had entered the home through a window near the girl's bedroom with rope, condoms and a knife.
    Did no one else laugh at this? God, I hope I'm not the only one

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    God yes, fucking good news. Good job pops.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blarg View Post
    Reportedly the dad was angry that the intruder dared wear the same outfit into his daughters room.
    Wow lol

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    Blarg delivers more than Dominos. If/when I'm gay I'm going for him.

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    The fashion police were called immediately after.

    *Cues drum noise for shitty joke*

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