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    Quote Originally Posted by Sigi View Post
    Kicker of the story is the guy is sad that he killed the criminal. I mean, damn. The guy has definitely won the Big Metal Clankers of the Year award... just for his decency and the fact he's a fucking 64 year old that strangled a guy 12 years younger than him with his bare hands
    It's avatar stealing time! (from someone on here)

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    I love that avatar so much lol!

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    Quote Originally Posted by OzzofAsura View Post
    Also, I'm sure he did call the cops and it went like this: "Hello, cops? I just choked a bitch.. come scoop him up"
    LMAO

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ramor View Post
    says arm around the neck, gogosnake.
    So he did strangle him from behind! He was running away, choked in the back. This is a crime!

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    I commend the father for just joking the dude. If it had been my own daughter I'd hang that dude with his nutsack on a flag pole through a rusty screwdriver with a burning red hot pipe up his ass.

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    "What now? Let me tell you what now. I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' ni**as, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your ass!"?

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    arn't there choke holds that could make someone pass out? at what point does it go from passing out to death? i am ignorant of the choking process :O

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    Quote Originally Posted by Demetrius* View Post
    arn't there choke holds that could make someone pass out? at what point does it go from passing out to death? i am ignorant of the choking process :O
    The point where they stop moving. Forever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Demetrius* View Post
    arn't there choke holds that could make someone pass out? at what point does it go from passing out to death? i am ignorant of the choking process :O
    When they stop struggling.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Khamsin View Post
    When they stop struggling.
    Wouldn't the struggling stop when they pass out and you have to continue to hold for some time after to cause death?

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    Quote Originally Posted by zoobernut View Post
    Wouldn't the struggling stop when they pass out and you have to continue to hold for some time after to cause death?
    Not in the movies.

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    Either that or until the snapping of his spine stops, which ever should come first. I would personally prefer the latter. He was probably waiting for the SOB to tap out before he realized there was no "Big" John McCarthy to come out and break the submission hold or deduct a point....

    No but seriously, imagine the adrenaline rush and the surge of force he would apply finding someone naked outside his kids window, I mean the guy probably died from asphyxiation long before he released the hold. Not that I blame him though.

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    The dad used a Rear Naked Choke. The guy that died was naked and got choked from the rear. lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by zoobernut View Post
    Wouldn't the struggling stop when they pass out and you have to continue to hold for some time after to cause death?
    You choke until you their ability to struggle becomes weak, then you let off and they should pass out. If you wait til they stop moving then they are probably dead >_>b

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    Well going back and reading the report the coroner said he had a pre-existing heart problem and being choked caused him to go into cardiac arrest so the mans intention was probably to just make him pass out but the rapist had a heart attack and died.

    Then again I know nothing about this kind of thing so I might be off base.

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    If he was doing a Rear Naked Choke then anything past 10 secs is going to do some major damage.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zoobernut View Post
    Well going back and reading the report the coroner said he had a pre-existing heart problem and being choked caused him to go into cardiac arrest so the mans intention was probably to just make him pass out but the rapist had a heart attack and died.


    So if you don't specify method of death, the person will die of a heart attack? Brilliant.



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    Exactly Miz since he had heart problems the chocking did not kill him it just caused his heart problem to express itself and he actually died of natural causes.

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    So many good one liners in here...

    Quote Originally Posted by Dimmauk View Post
    The dad used a Rear Naked Choke. The guy that died was naked and got choked from the rear. lol
    Quote Originally Posted by Leb View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Demetrius* View Post
    arn't there choke holds that could make someone pass out? at what point does it go from passing out to death? i am ignorant of the choking process :O
    The point where they stop moving. Forever.
    Quote Originally Posted by OzzofAsura View Post
    Also, I'm sure he did call the cops and it went like this: "Hello, cops? I just choked a bitch.. come scoop him up"
    Quote Originally Posted by Mizango View Post
    So if you don't specify method of death, the person will die of a heart attack? Brilliant.


    And a bit of a whoosh to follow that last comment to boot!

    Quote Originally Posted by zoobernut View Post
    Exactly Miz since he had heart problems the chocking did not kill him it just caused his heart problem to express itself and he actually died of natural causes.
    This thread makes me happy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zoobernut View Post
    Exactly Miz since he had heart problems the chocking did not kill him it just caused his heart problem to express itself and he actually died of natural causes.
    Death Note buddy...

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    Oops woosh to myself.

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