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    one kid, but fuck birth. I would rather adopt a kid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Talus View Post
    Come on man. I'm handsome, I bang hot chicks, I'm pretty sure my own kids would be attractive. It's like math. If you multiply two positive integers (substitute two hot parents), you get a positive integer. If you multiply a positive and a negative integer (substitute a hot parent and an ugly parent), you get a negative integer. If you multiply two negative integers though (two ugly parents), you get a positive integer (a hot kid?? maybe all the shovelfaces should unite!).

    [Edit: My mom was 1/12, 6 boys and 6 girls, and they all seemed well-adjusted even though they grew up poor in Nashville. They weren't Catholic or anything, just too poor to afford a TV I guess. My dad is 1/3, 2 boys and 1 girl, and they all seem well-adjusted. I think I would lean towards having 2-4 kids, with the caveat of being able to financially provide for them and be present and a positive force in their lives.]
    I agree on being able to have good looking kids, but those fucking adopted ones I see like at the store or something are 10x more adorable then most kids I see at the same age. Granted it changes later on... lol... Not to mention, higher chance of non-retardation. I see some stupid kids come from really well off parents, annoying as shit too. All the asian ones I see are getting all high honors in school and go off to be doctors and shit lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HAcoreRD View Post
    nice house, what's he do for a living? drug trade?
    Nvm the house, they're actually well behaved... unless it's a put-on. They were on Today the other day, apparently they have a new show or sum shit liek da.

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    All the asian ones I see are getting all high honors in school and go off to be doctors and shit lol.
    That's because people who adopt kid generally care more about education than retard parents who never graduated from high school. You also need money (and time) to adopt one, so you know those parents will show some dedication.

    And people adopt the pretty/healthy kids. It obviously increase probability of getting a good pick.

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    2.1 kids who survive the initial birth per couple will sustain the earth at it's current population. The problem is if you cut up the third kid into 1/10ths after birth or while it's still in the womb.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SephYuyX View Post
    Thats not it, and im not sure why that pic has anything to do with the caption.

    This is it:
    http://farm1.static.flickr.com/89/24...664e6841fa.jpg
    Bahaha I fail, I didn't know there was one already so I just made one out of the first vagoo picture I saw. Ohhh well, that's what I get for trying to be funny, as usual.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Melchiah View Post
    Absolutely irresponsible. Clinging to an archaic command from a non-communicative "god" that we are told is his will because it's written in a book with no references that says go forth and populate the earth is just fucking retarded. There are already too many people on this planet, each family having two kids would keep the population at a standstill, which is what needs to happen until the number gets back down to something reasonable.

    People don't die anymore. Infant mortality is miniscule, diseases don't kill people, injuries don't kill people, nothing kills people now like it did 500 or 1000 or 2000 years ago. So yes, contributing to overpopulation due to some selfish desire or stubborn belief in not pulling out or using a rubber is absolutely irresponsible.

    The Duggar family is destined for failure. People forced to grow up in that kind of uber-religious bullshit are going to rebel at some point. I feel sorry for those children, but fuck Jim Bob and his cunt wife for real. He even has a redneck name. GG.
    lol. everyone that has more than 2 kids have them solely because of religious reasons rite

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    if i remember right, they can afford a house like that due to some bullshit tax law that has there land considered church property (donated i think) and as such they don't have to pay taxes on it. But yea, way too many kids. 2-3 for me if I ever settle down and get married.

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    i don't really care how many kids anyone wants but having more than 5 is just stupid on your part. i've actually heard the excuse about not wanting to have to pay for getting sterilized and i just simply blisted that person for being a complete and total retard with kids.

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    As the last male carrying my family name I'd like to have a boy, but I'm only willing to take two shots at it. And honestly, this plan relies heavily on me finding someone willing to bear my spawn, so I'm not all that worried about adding to the whole overpopulation thing.

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    This is why religion is winning.

    As of this moment, I am starting my plan to repopulate the world with intelligent people by impregnating as many women as possible, and then raising an army of athiests, masked under the guise of some new religion (so I dont have to pay taxes and so I have an excuse for banging everyone).

    But seriously, why arent people like this shot in the face?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neosutra View Post
    This is why religion is winning.

    As of this moment, I am starting my plan to repopulate the world with intelligent people by impregnating as many women as possible, and then raising an army of athiests, masked under the guise of some new religion (so I dont have to pay taxes and so I have an excuse for banging everyone).

    But seriously, why arent people like this shot in the face?
    how is this religion related? Maybe that specific family but nobody here has really quoted religion as a source for why they want to have babies
    your hatred of religion and complete egocentric attitude isnt wanted here

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nuketwig View Post
    As the last male carrying my family name I'd like to have a boy, but I'm only willing to take two shots at it. And honestly, this plan relies heavily on me finding someone willing to bear my spawn, so I'm not all that worried about adding to the whole overpopulation thing.
    What is your last name? Smith?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Demosthenes11 View Post
    how is this religion related? Maybe that specific family but nobody here has really quoted religion as a source for why they want to have babies
    your hatred of religion and complete egocentric attitude isnt wanted here
    You're either blind, a complete fucking moron, or just like to troll.

    "Nobody here has really quoted religion" is complete bullshit, did you even read the thread?

    Catholic girl: 4-5
    Main religious pic: 12-15
    Vagina not a clown car pic: 8-10.

    My jovial comments are warranted and in no one "egocentric". You are going to seriously sit there and type that religion doesnt encourage large families? Be fruitful and multiply? Dont use protection!? Dont teach sex education?! The entire catholic view on sex/families?! Shut the fuck up already, it was a joke, but dont even pretend religious people and non religious have the same views on family size.

    And in before demos posting "well I know these 2 religious people that had 2 kids so you are wrong HA"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blarg View Post
    What is your last name? Smith?
    Giddy actually. The few, the proud.

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    Well there are plenty of people in this thread alone that want 2+ kids for non-religious reasons. All I'm saying.

    Religion is a reason for a lot of people to have lots of kids but being angry at that and only that is ridiculous lol

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    There should be a limit? WTF is this China? If they have the funds and time, let them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rhyis. View Post
    I forgot how amazing that song was. So awesome and appropriate.

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    Yeah... 2 max.

    And to the so-called Christian family with 18 friggin' kids. Man God Bless yas, but it's called a fuckin' vasectomy - get one if you like sin.. err sex that much.

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