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    Quote Originally Posted by baralai80 View Post
    http://www.tmz.com/2008/10/08/jamie-lynn-not-pregnant/

    Fake. would've been interesting if it were true tho
    Not nearly as interesting as Bristol Palin having a miscarriage or Willow Palin getting pregnant for Palin's 2012 run for pres

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    “Jamie Lynn believed she couldn’t get pregnant while she was breast-feeding,”
    this is so retarded that it has to be true.
    edit: dammit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 0ni0n View Post
    Jeez, I don't think I can bear the sight of my wife giving birth. I would definitely hold her hand while averting my vision though. also, one thing i do know is that a lot of women crap themselves during birth, so brace yourselves guys.


    Yeah and all of those yummy juices coming out of the vag..


    mmm...

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    This thread is depressing. Girls poop? CONSPIRACY

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    Quote Originally Posted by 0ni0n View Post
    Jeez, I don't think I can bear the sight of my wife giving birth. I would definitely hold her hand while averting my vision though. also, one thing i do know is that a lot of women crap themselves during birth, so brace yourselves guys.
    While I've heard of it happening, I've been present at about 6 pregnancies and never actually had it happen (pooping). And no, you can't bear the sight of your wife giving birth. Do yourself a favor and DO NOT LOOK DOWN. It'll be the worst mistake of your life.

    Edit: Fuck you for reminding me...

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    I've been present for it. Twice. And I didn't faint. I'm the man, bitches. I'm the man.

    (I did want to vomit afterwards, but i didn't! Also, she nearly broke my hand.)

    Also, I believe the National Acquirer reported her first pregnancy, so... this could be real. If so, then a big lol is needed.

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    There's an island not far from Puerto Rico where a nomadic tribe lives (I've met these people). Every girl there by the age of 14 was either pregnant or already had a child. If you were 16 and you didn't have a child yet, you were considered an old maid who would probably never have kids. They were absolutely appalled at the women in our group being in their 20s and not having any kids.

    Food for thought.

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    Too bad this isnt true. I was wondering what guy hit the jackpot(Jaime Lynn)

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    I'm leary to believe anything in the National Enquirer...needs more credible sources please.

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    According to TMZ this has already been proven false, sorry gents

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    According to the thread that was already posted, sorry Lbelle.

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    According to day this thread already had that information posted.

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    That's what I was going off of sillies. It just seemed like no one else saw that but me.

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    No worries I was just being a dick. <3

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    Oh you're so good at that! :3

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyche View Post
    While I've heard of it happening, I've been present at about 6 pregnancies and never actually had it happen (pooping). And no, you can't bear the sight of your wife giving birth. Do yourself a favor and DO NOT LOOK DOWN. It'll be the worst mistake of your life.

    Edit: Fuck you for reminding me...
    Fuck you for reminding me too... and uhh... no comment on the poop thing, lets just say it DOES indeed happen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Graelinn View Post
    Fuck you for reminding me too... and uhh... no comment on the poop thing, lets just say it DOES indeed happen.

    I got lucky when the wife pooped before the Epi. So nothing gross or smelly came out during the birth. We did the mirror thing, so she could see our baby coming out. It was a crazy thing to see. But I'm glad I did.

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    Didn't the National Enquirer call out John Edwards affair a year ago?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hirokei Kiaza View Post
    Didn't the National Enquirer call out John Edwards affair a year ago?
    Yep, its also alleged that Sarah Palin is fucking her husband's business partner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZarakiKujata View Post
    Yep, its also alleged that Sarah Palin is fucking her husband's business partner.
    I would pay a huge sum of money to see that one. oh well, at least she would have an alternative career if this presidenz thing doesn't work out for her.

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