I need Major help

[Mizango]

I know, I just like to poke and prod you guys. Kyo, Deejay and Tyven know this as fact, it's a part of my genetic make up.

As the Blue Brothers so eloquently put it, "I'm on a mission from God" so to speak.

[TacoTaru]

Only steers and queers come from Texas, and you don’t much look like a steer to me.

[Mizango]

Only steers and queers come from Texas, and you don’t much look like a steer to me.

I was sooo waiting for that Full metal jacket reference. Awesome.

[Dimmauk]

Only steers and queers come from Texas, and you don’t much look like a steer to me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E42HPsACU2s

[Stiker]

Only steers and queers come from Texas, and you don’t much look like a steer to me.

Was only a matter of time before this ended up in here.

[Kailee]

Oh and Striker, I get the fact that the Boys go to the playoffs every SINGLE year and how EVERY year is the Cowboys year and "Americas team". Let us speak about how they have lost for 11 consecutive years once getting there :D No playoff wins since what? 1996?

The hate is strong in this one.

[MarkM.]

Another thing about Texas, that if you didn't grow up here, you won't understand is that you are pretty much taught that you are a Texan before an American. Don't get me wrong, its great being both, but that's just how it has always been, and will always be here. And I agree with the listing of the cities and the descriptions, Texas is too big to try to summarize how it is everywhere. I live near Louisiana, Arkansas, and Oklahoma (all are within an hours drive). My everyday life would be different than someone who lives in south Texas (aka the Valley) where the culture is predominantly based around Hispanic culture.

On a side note, not that anyone really cares, Texas is the only place in the world where you can find every type of geographic climate classifications. Like I said, Texas pwns.

[Moridam]

the only thing saving the carolinas are charlotte and myrtle beach. the rest of each state is worthless. charlotte airport can blow me as well, how fucking spread out can one airport be?

edit: petey pablo

i didn't think the charlotte airport was that bad really. detroit though, fuck that place. i always end up connecting there, and without fail end up having to walk about 2 miles to get to my connecting flight.

detroit does have smoking areas though which is extra nice, i haven't seen that in any of the other airports i've been through

[Denchi]

If you come to America, just avoid all the states in the middle.

[wintersquall]

If you come to America, just avoid all the states in the middle.

solid rule of thumb for foreign travelers, except for chicago and minneapolis in the summer. winter though... fuck that.

[Dimmauk]

San Antonio gets a ton of tourists. Its has alot to do, and its dirt cheap.

[Mizango]

San Antonio gets a ton of tourists. Its has alot to do if you are originally from Texas, and its dirty and cheap.

Fixed for accuracy. My wife is from south Texas, so I have been there done that. A lot of 5' nothing, 20 year old Mexican kid that's a wanna be "gangstas" bumping that DJ Screw, Chopped bullshit and trying to be hard. The Alamo is nice if as long as you know what happened and ignore them trying to spin it like they actually won the battle. The River walk is cool and they actually have a Mall in San Antonio, albeit an outlet mall complete with matching 210 graffiti spray painted everywhere! :D


Edit: As in S.Texas I don't mean the bullshit valley or some goddamn suspender wearing, zoot suit rocking in the summertime Chola. Just wanted to clarify that, as you see it is easy to stereotype TX because most of it is true.

The hate is strong in this one.

Damn that made me laugh wayyyy more than it should have <3 Tis true, I loathe the Cowboys, always have.

[The_OG_Nelta]

wtf have i started here.

[Dimmauk]

Fixed for accuracy. My wife is from south Texas, so I have been there done that. A lot of 5' nothing, 20 year old Mexican kid that's a wanna be "gangstas" bumping that DJ Screw, Chopped bullshit and trying to be hard. The Alamo is nice if as long as you know what happened and ignore them trying to spin it like they actually won the battle. The River walk is cool and they actually have a Mall in San Antonio, albeit an outlet mall complete with matching 210 graffiti spray painted everywhere! :D


Edit: As in S.Texas I don't mean the bullshit valley or some goddamn suspender wearing, zoot suit rocking in the summertime Chola. Just wanted to clarify that, as you see it is easy to stereotype TX because most of it is true.



Damn that made me laugh wayyyy more than it should have <3 Tis true, I loathe the Cowboys, always have.

Best Vacation in U.S. Cities

In early 2007, Travelandleisure.com and CNN Headline News asked more than 60,000 Americans what they like—and don't like—about 25 large American cities and used the poll results to rank the cities based on a variety of topics, including most intelligent, most attractive, and best culture.
Rank City
1. San Diego
2. Honolulu
3. San Francisco
4. Chicago
5. Seattle
6. Denver
7. Charleston
8. New Orleans
9. San Antonio
10. Miami
11. Boston
12. Austin
13. New York
14. Minneapolis/St. Paul
15. Portland
16. Orlando
17. Santa Fe
18. Phoenix/Scottsdale
19. Las Vegas
20. Philadelphia
21. Nashville
22. Los Angeles
23. Atlanta
24. Washington, D.C.
25. Dallas/Fort Worth

[Mizango]

The fact that Miami, Atlanta, New Orleans and DC are on that list makes it null and void. Old white people clearly like being statistics. San Antonio is nice for a city in TX, not exactly somewhere you'd like to go if you come here from another country. Well, unless you like cowboys. I saw a black redneck my first time in San Antonio, I had heard tales but damn. He totally fucked my world up.

Get Tyven back in here! Ask anyone from DC area if they like to visit DC, my Mother was raised there. I mean unless you have an unemployment and crack fetish. Those polled probably believe MLK Blvd. is the safest street(s) in American considering its namesake.

You guys are like having personal ants in my jar of life. Give it a shake and watch Texans scatter and fight.

[Dimmauk]

The fact that Miami, Atlanta, New Orleans and DC are on that list makes it null and void. Old white people clearly like being statistics. San Antonio is nice for a city in TX, not exactly somewhere you'd like to go if you come here from another country. Well, unless you like cowboys. I saw a black redneck my first time in San Antonio, I had heard tales but damn. He totally fucked my world up.

Get Tyven back in here! Ask anyone from DC area if they like to visit DC, my Mother was raised there. I mean unless you have an unemployment and crack fetish. Those polled probably believe MLK Blvd. is the safest street(s) in American considering its namesake.

You guys are like having personal ants in my jar of life. Give it a shake and watch Texans scatter and fight.

I only said it was a nice place to visit. I'm sure DC has a couple of landmarks people from other cities would like to visit.

I'm the only ant left, but I'm a Big Mother Fuckin Texas-sized Fireant. 8)

[Mizango]

That's right, Imagine 10 million Hank Hills. Except one that listens to Screw, idolizes Paul Wall and Fat Pat and "sips sizzurp".


Dimmy, you're still my hero. This is an every week thing in the NFL thread for me, notice no one else bothers? lol

[Dimmauk]

That's right, Imagine 10 million Hank Hills. Except one that listens to Screw, idolizes Paul Wall and Fat Pat and "sips sizzurp".


Dimmy, you're still my hero. This is an every week thing in the NFL thread for me, notice no one else bothers? lol

LOL. I'll come over and play in that thread. I'm kickin ass in my FF league!

[Mizango]

I'm getting my ass kicked in mine X(

How is this for fate hating me, I miss my draft and end up with Nick Folk, Marion Barber, Pacman Jones and lolVince Young (Texas alumni and shitty QB) on my team. Not just one my team mind you, but all starters. You see, it is foretold in the heavens that me and TX will butt heads forever.

[Dimmauk]

I'm getting my ass kicked in mine X(

How is this for fate hating me, I miss my draft and end up with Nick Folk, Marion Barber, Pacman Jones and lolVince Young (Texas alumni and shitty QB) on my team. Not just one my team mind you, but all starters. You see, it is foretold in the heavens that me and TX will butt heads forever.

That is bad. My friend had Brady and Bulger as his QBs after the draft. I also start Pierre thomas instead of Ronnie Brown when he had 5TDs. I figured Miami against NE, he would get stomped.