What's in your office/workstation desk drawer?

[Creeps]

anyone else think peoples desk drawers are huge? lol

I don't use drawers, I have cabinets built into my desk, so I used those

[Elesirdur]

So far the only strange things I've seen are the .45 ammo and the fleshlight; though I suspect the latter is a joke. (And if that's your work desk I certainly hope it's either a joke or you have the only key for that locked drawer lol)

[Blabj]

@ posters in this thread: POIDH

[Katlan]

I haven't made my work office look "home'ish." This is all just the random crap in my office, not "cabinet/drawer" exclusive lol

-Iphone
-Motrin/Excedrin
-Extra money (usually around 20'ish or so, for w/e random reason)
-Meds
-Stock report
-My own "BlueBook" since I'm familiar w/it and don't need to worry about other versions
-Gym clothes for after work
-Always a workable "Cryobank" Sperm Pen :3 (the company that makes the gimmicky stuff for my dad's company makes such an awsome sperm pen, everyone always wants one lol)
-<Enter endless random work clutter here>

[zoobernut]

Honestly I do not really have drawers I just named the stuff I have scattered on my desk.

[Penthesilea]

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My pull out small drawer only has 2 pens and a ball of lint in it.

[Katlan]

My pull out small drawer only has 2 pens and a ball of lint in it.

And a chocolate covered buddah or w/e it is (hard to fully make it out)!

[jmc]

So far the only strange things I've seen are the .45 ammo and the fleshlight; though I suspect the latter is a joke. (And if that's your work desk I certainly hope it's either a joke or you have the only key for that locked drawer lol)

If it helps to clear it up..... I work for boston police lol

[Penthesilea]

I inherited the desk, I think its shiva? the elephant with 6 arms or whatever. If it was chocolate, i'd have ate it, but it's fake plastic wood stuff.

[Akumaronin]

4 different philip head screwdrivers
3 different flat head
3 brand new watch batteries
change
2 gig SanDisk USB
Static wristband
Static bags
4 bottles of hot sauce
2 bottles of A1 steak sauce
Tooth brush/paste
Oxy cleansing pads
Train schedule
PDA and bluetooth scanner
Tiger balm
Various other tools for rack mounting equipment

[Woozie]

Like 10,000 pieces of plain white paper. The only thing I do in my office is math and I hate doing it on lined paper or on the chalkboard in my office (don't ask me why there's a chalkboard in my office).

[Elesirdur]

If it helps to clear it up..... I work for boston police lol

I figured law enforcement or some kind of paramilitary organization. I doubt that many people keep ammo at the office in case they ran out on the way to work and needed some more before they got home

[Khamsin]

apparently my box of rubbers got lost amid the fleshlights.

[EagleCeres]

• headphones
• 1/4 lb of jolly rancher candies
• manly pink tire shaped yoyo
• magic 8ball
• cool spiderman coffee mug
• old corded (phone) headset
• half used box of tissues
• cheapo staples brand calculator
• 2 empty 1ltr bottles of of powerade (aka: my water stash)
• 9 months worth of daily Dilbert 2008 Calendar strips
• 1 gig kingston usb drive
• two handfulls of assorted colored post-it stickies
• 2 empty ~64oz bags of assorted chocolates (damn people love visitng my cube)
• ~us$5.00 in quarters, dimes and nickles

[tyven]

wtf is with you people. my office desk drawer has some old pay stubs, lotion, and a pack of gum

[Tythera]

I wish I had a desk been at my work 10 weeks and they still don't have anything for me yet (I'm one of probably 25 people without one, group grew way too fast and has outstripped the building).

[Melchiah]

peppermints
toothbrush/paste
bowl/spoon
1 can of soup
change
department spec books from 2004 to current
paperclips/rubber bands
PSP
Chem textbook
Calculus textbook
straightedges/scales/protractor/flexible curve
packets of ketchup
packets of duck sauce from the chinese place on the corner
packets of strawberry jelly
thumbtacks
contact list

[Mizango]

wtf is with you people. my office desk drawer has some old pay stubs, lotion, and a pack of gum

Motherfucking McGyver, I knew it!

[tyven]

Motherfucking McGyver, I knew it!

rofl. you figured me out. utilizing only those items i am able to browse BG all day and leave work three hours early unnoticed.

[Bearsan]

I have 2 desks in my room, but neither has a drawer. Didn't think that was so weird until now.