Quote Originally Posted by Haelian View Post
I got a junk draw in my room full of endless amount of items:

AA/AAA Rechargeable batteries.
Hot Wheels Car.
Tech Deck (I think that's how you spell it).
15" steel ruler.
6 fold out knives.
At least 8 different screw drivers.
Extra staples and staple remover. No stapler.
An unused Office Space sticker that says, "Excuse me, I believe you have my stapler."
Flowchart Template.
A bag of shredded money from Federal Reserve Bank of Boston.
Spare key to my car with a tag on it that says, "ASSHOLE."
Scientific calculator.
Several forms of identification including old high school and community college IDs, extra license.
Pens, pencils, markers, highlighters, scissors, Elmer's Glue, duct tape, colored pencils, magnifying glass, stretchy book cover.

And 1 giant Comcast pen that, according to my 15" steel ruler, is 8" long.
I lol'd