Reason #284 Why you should be careful in Australia

[Omniyoji]

... now a weird animals thread go.

Dildo shark GO!

http://blog.godlessromantic.com/wp-c...blin-shark.jpg

[Obev]

That ain't a giant spider

This is a giant spider!
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...c/Shelobpj.jpg

http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/9...4112107he9.jpg
I see you've played spidery-spooney before.

[Penthesilea]

Over the summer in costa rica, we had someone give us a tour through the rainforest. he found this spider and let it walk all over our hands/arms. thing was probably about the size of your palm if you include the legs. At work now, but when I get home I can see if I can upload the pic.

[Dohorehn]

but... but... NO! Flying beats bug type!!!! AH, this is messing with my head!!!

[Charla]

It must have used wrap 20 without missing.

[_chuchu]

Holy hell >_>...

[Xno Kappa]

If I saw something like that I'd grab a bat and swing for RBI's, fuck THAT!

[Charla]

Man, all the arachnophobia in this thread is making me want to go find clockspider pictures again...

But I'm too nice, so I'll leave that to someone else.

Instead, I will post a wolf spider and see how many people get it.
http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/pa...olfSpider1.jpg

[BRP]

USE GUST, TACKLE ISNT SUPER EFFECTIVE FFFFFF

[Kuwait-cafe]

Dildo shark GO!

http://blog.godlessromantic.com/wp-c...blin-shark.jpg

anyone seen Strange Wilderness?

[Kaelia]

Holy shit fuck I hate spiders.

[Demetrius*]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/...77_468x310.jpg
imagine waking up with that spider on your lower abdomen staring at you. You stay perfectly still so as to hope you don't disturb it, propped up in bed just slightly. You start to breathe heavily, which grabs its attention, and its legs twitch just slightly as it repositions it body to face you head on. you slow your breathing down...and start thinking of an exit plan. I'll just flip the blanket over it and run. Yea...ok....ok...on the count of 3. 1....and before you can say 2 IT MAKES A MAD DASH FOR YOUR FACE AND STARTS BITING YOU OH MY GOD OH MY GOD AHHHHHH

[Eggroll]

This was posted in the random image thread i believe:

http://www.cairns.com.au/article/200...ocal-news.html

[Lordwafik]

Beautiful

/wipes patriotic tear

[Eliseos]

Fucking hate spiders

Reminds me of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UROVfmY3NTA

[Kaliden]

Wulfgang's Guide to Spider Slaying: Chapter 5

http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z...gFF/Spider.jpg

Diagram panned out better than I thought; perhaps the more amusing part was having to explain what the hell I was doing when someone at work walked by. Should have claimed it was an office contingency plan should giant spiders attacked. Semper paratus!

Awesome.

[HAcoreRD]

Wulfgang's Guide to Spider Slaying: Chapter 5

http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z...gFF/Spider.jpg

Diagram panned out better than I thought; perhaps the more amusing part was having to explain what the hell I was doing when someone at work walked by. Should have claimed it was an office contingency plan should giant spiders attacked. Semper paratus!

awww the spider has a happy face

[Belkin]

I'm curious as to what point I can't use my shoe to kill spiders anymore...Would be fun to shoot at it with a paintball or bb gun...Or a shotgun.

[Charla]

Well your shoe can smash a hand pretty good, right? And the biggest spiders are about the size of a hand, so you should be good.

[Cesaria]

You know - the weather in the UK might be shit, the nation may be full of chavs and slowly going to hell... but at least our spiders remain a nice stomp-able size.