One day, Square-Enix Dev team will..
One day, Square-Enix Dev team will..
accidentally a coke bottle.
press the up button and wind up in the basement.
be forced to play their own game.
move on to another game with an undeserved sense of accomplishment
make a super awesome glitch and my gil # suddenly change to 999,9999,999 gil.
make haubergeon equippable by Dragoons.
Acknowledge the existence of DirectX 9
Fire the CoP team
reveal the shocking truth behind beetle feet.
(Possibly via a Rudyard Kipling-esque Just So story entitled 'How The Beetle Fucked Up His Foot'.)
Steal Microsoft Vis(*BEEP*) move and put all the money into advertising.
kill AV.
...team up with the folks that own Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and create a video game that will blow Kingdom Hearts out of the water.
pay what they owe
remove AV from the game because nerfing it twice a year due to unexpected player strategies is no longer cost effective.
Decide to host a mog bonanza everyday.
clock in for work.
reveal the true color of the Adaberk.