Flat Earth Society

[Jaybar]

It's so frustrating to see them believe some physics but not others. They believe that the earth is accelerating "upwards" at 9.81 m/s^2. But when someone poses the "Wouldn't be we going faster than light speed" question, they tell them it's impossible because of Einstein's relativity. Seriously...do they understand what acceleration means?

The equations of Special Relativity prevent an object from accelerating to the speed of light. Due to this restriction, these equations prove that an object can accelerate at a constant rate forever, and never reach the speed of light.

Jesus Christ at contradictions.

Do they even think about what happens when you are constantly moving at light speed (or any speed rather)? I wonder if they believe the earth stops suddenly for a brief period of time and then undergoes upward acceleration again...shit I hope they aren't reading this.

This is a better post about the FAQ page.

[JigglyJam]

How did they find their way to the internet?

THE EARTH ROUND!? IMPOSSIBLE! NEXT YOU'LL BE TELLING US THAT WE CAN USE METAL AND INVISIBLE WAVES TO COMMUNICATE TO PEOPLE FROM ALL OVER OUR FLAT EARTH! A POX ON YOUR PHYSICS!

[Mytiwar]

I would like to personally thank the OP for making me enjoy a few minutes of reading the internet.

That shit was so fucking funny I pissed myself.

[Day]

Did you really piss yourself? Cause I can't really see being thankful about that.

[Blarg]

Well I guess the most perplexing question known to man 'Can anyone be as dumb as a young earth creationist' has now now solved.

[Day]

Pssht that was answered in the last 20 pages of the Palin thread Blarg, keep up buddy.

[Shuvo]

I've been using this website as an example for years whenever I get into a Creation vs Evolution argument lol.

Obvious troll is obvious.

Nah it's real.. they do fortnightly newsletters etc. Trolls dont have that kind of dedication. Trolls do exist in the society however, a lot of "RoundeEarthers" try to get inside for the lulz. I nearly signed up myself until I saw they charged money.

[Neosutra]

Jesus is Lord!

[Woozer]

Really shouldn't the picture of the railroad tracks converging in the distance to a single point be evidence that the earth is round, if the earth was flat wouldn't the lines just stay parallel? Also, I laughed my ass off when I read about the 125ft tall ice wall which magically holds back all the water in the world.

[Ksandra]

this forum had to be made as a joke. This is a dead giveaway

Q: "What's underneath the Earth?" aka "What's on the bottom?" aka "What's on the other side?"

A: This is unknown. Some believe it to be just rocks, others believe the Earth rests on the back of four elephants and a turtle.

Of all the comments to make, the elephant/turtle phrase is from Terry Pratchett's Discworld books. Which are satires of today's society...No way that person put that there without trying to seem like it's one big clever joke.

[Jaybar]

Reminds me of the Southpark with Jennifer Lopez puppet.

[Maaglin]

I liked this little gem:

The distance between the Sun and Moon varies; when there is a solar eclipse they are no more than a few kilometres apart, and when the moon is full they are about 20 megametres apart.

I like how they just throw values out for things from their ass.

[_chuchu]

They must not know about the ship and hull analogy, another thing proving the earth to be round. No knowledge about how heat works either lol. Not surprised at this or at people who say the earth is less than 6,000 years old without proof.

Afk, banging head against the wall

[Parshias]

The thing that pisses me off the most is that all the people on that forum don't seem to understand how "Proof" works.

Saying "pictures of a round Earth from space don't count because its a conspiracy because I say so" is not proof. The burden of proof is not on the people who believe the Earth is round, these retards need an argument other than "NO U".

[_chuchu]

This is why we can't have nice things like peace ;|

[Jer]

The Earth is flat. I know this because Jesus told me so.

[Parshias]

This is why we can't have nice things like peace ;|

Oh, but the lack of peace is all part of their cover. You see, all countries on Earth are actually allies in close personal cooperation with each other so they can keep up the conspiracy of the Earth being round to keep making all that money off of that one thing no one ever cares to explain. The nations only pretend to be disorganized and confrontational so that the clueless sheep will think there's no possible way that they could keep a conspiracy this big going.

Which is just what they want you to think.

[_chuchu]

Oh, but the lack of peace is all part of their cover. You see, all countries on Earth are actually allies in close personal cooperation with each other so they can keep up the conspiracy of the Earth being round to keep making all that money off of that one thing no one ever cares to explain. The nations only pretend to be disorganized and confrontational so that the clueless sheep will think there's no possible way that they could keep a conspiracy this big going.

Which is just what they want you to think.

Does this group also believe that dinosaur bones are placed underground to test their faith?

[Charla]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJP3aiYBKPI

Beat me by about 5 hours... I seriously I got home, saw this thread and opened youtube so I could find that song and post it (just in case it somehow hadn't already been done in 2 pages)

Also, I thought Terry Pratchett took the elephants on a turtle thing from some ancient myth or something. That lady who ended up in A Brief History of Time seemed to know about it at least.

[Dimmauk]

Does this group also believe that dinosaur bones are placed underground to test their faith?

I BELIEVE!!
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