[NSFW]Sexual help!

[Kuya]

after all the thread ruining in spam this is all you have to say?

It was as if my mouth and my fingers were one.

[Tricen]

Have her massage your prostate with her finger.

[Kurt Cobain]

PUT IT IN HER BUTT

[Kwijiboe]

http://www.theonion.com/content/file...ney-Love-C.jpg

[Novalye]

Courtney-Love

vaguely resembles chris crocker imo

[Elvis]

You know, we should have expected this sort of thread to come sooner or later...

How many Dr. Philesque life-help questions do we get weekly?

[archibaldcrane]

Think about whatever you think about when you jerk off, and just use her as a masturbatory sleeve. Close your eyes, tell her not to talk, whatever it takes if nutting is your sole concern. She seems up for anything so I'm sure that won't be too hard for her, just get your mind right, grab and pound.

Don't focus on coming, just do whatever feels good, and think about whatever turns you on. It's a mental thing obviously, since you can get off otherwise, just get your mind right.

[Drex]

Knew where this was going as soon as I saw topic title

To OP: you should probably kill yourself. Or maybe kill her. Maybe that will get you off you sick sick whore.

[Mrcloudz]

I went ahead and asked /b/ for you.

So far, here are your responses:

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[Ermac]

Honestly.. how much do you masturbate?? Cuz if you go longer without masterbating... the easier it will be.

Also, i agree with the whole comfort thing. You really just need to get yourself comfortable.... you think about it too much during sex.... just think about all the things oyu like to watch and imagine while you jack off. Trust me... after gettin off 3 times in one day span... the 4th is immensly hard to do... but you just gotta get yourself in the mood. STOP WORRYING ABOUT IT!

[Kuya]

You know, we should have expected this sort of thread to come sooner or later...

How many Dr. Philesque life-help questions do we get weekly?

I've been bitching about these sort of threads for at least a thousand millenia.

[sb]

On the off chance this is a real thread...

It sounds like you have anxiety problem. Or you're a repressed homosexual. Get help. Your school should have free counseling, and it sounds like you need it.

The fact that you used an ! to end this sentence,

I can cum when I masturbate and I'm certainly not gay because even thinking of that or watching gay porn absolutely turns me off!

leads me to think it's the latter of the two.

Good luck with this (and seriously get some real help).

p.s. It's O.K. to be gay.

[Furionstormrage]

Dutch rudder, it's totally not gay.

[Kwijiboe]

So gay people can't cum in vaginas?

[TheShadyMan]

Don't lie to the boy, gay ain't okay.

[Ikith]

It does mean a lot and it is a real problem. I have also gotten the suggestion to go to a eurologist for sex therapy with this partner. Is this viable and how much will this run me if I do go with this option?

[TheShadyMan]

Why would you ask someone who does European science about sex?
And then pay them?

[Azkarin2]

We have tryed adrenaline (Risk of getting caught), anal, oral, hand job, etc.

A threesome. If that doesn't do it, you're gay. Unless the other person in the threesome is a gay, well then you're still gay.

[Colenzo]

Have her stop fucking you in the ass and start pounding you in the vagina.

[archibaldcrane]

I have also gotten the suggestion to go to a eurologist for sex therapy with this partner.

What?

Dude, no, c'mon man. You've fucked other people and come before - what makes this different? You're the one in the situation, what's wrong/different about this situation? You like the girl to take charge and this one is too passive? I mean fuck you aren't giving us much to go with here. Maybe you're just not that into her - if getting off during sex is that important (and that's fine)...find someone that does it for you?

I think you're just putting too much pressure on yourself to come. Just do what feels good, and keep pursing that good feeling for as long as you want to fuck. Don't worry about getting off, regardless as to how much your submissive girlfriend wants you to.