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  1. 2008-11-03 07:48 #61
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    I'd think that mostly affect circumcised people, but what do I know.
  2. 2008-11-03 07:56 #62
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    You're just nervous.

    I had this problem like the first four or five times I had sex. The girl I was started complaining that she couldn't satisfy me and felt sad about it.

    After her complaining, the very next time we had sex I literally came as soon as I went in her, and she was so happy, lol. But then the next time we had sex, I immediately came again, but she was mad that time. Geez, you women are never pleased. Damned if I do and damned if I don't....

    But anyways, after I stopped being nervous, my ejaculation became normal (instead of delayed or premature).

    You just need to calm down and focus on doing what feels good to you instead of being so nervous about pleasing her.
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    Just treat it like a porno, and tell her it'll get you off.

    Fuck her for however long, then, sit her down and beat off in her face? Tell her that cumming in her eyes and nose gets you off, and you get the best of both worlds. You fuck her, and get to masturbate... in her face.

    Fucking Genius.
  4. 2008-11-03 12:03 #64
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    stop jacking off. it will work.
  5. 2008-11-03 12:11 #65
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sugarfree View Post
    I really expected a real answer. It is a big problem for me and I need help correcting it.
    holy shit... way bold of a first thread. but i think your full of shit and this is a bs topic

    Quote Originally Posted by Mrcloudz View Post
    I don't think you have a sexual partner. Enjoy your hand.
    I agree w/ this statement

    Quote Originally Posted by Ermac View Post
    Honestly.. how much do you masturbate?? Cuz if you go longer without masterbating... the easier it will be. STOP WORRYING ABOUT IT!
    No shit... it sounds like... "hey, I can't orgasm via intercourse... only when I masturbate. So, I guess I should masturbate more!" The more you masturbate then you make your body prefer that type of arousal vs anything else. Lay off your palm... And how many times are you masturbating a day? sounds like you must be going at it multiples.. only way I can think of you desensitizing yourself.

    And wtf.. how old are you? I've never heard anybody just all out be "cum cum cum cum cum" there are more ways to say it "orgasm." You sound like your tooo young to have sex anyways
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vandole View Post
    stop jacking off too much. it will work.

    Fixed and boldededed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Boyiee View Post
    Just treat it like a porno, and tell her it'll get you off.

    Fuck her for however long, then, sit her down and beat off in her face? Tell her that cumming in her eyes and nose gets you off, and you get the best of both worlds. You fuck her, and get to masturbate... in her face.

    Fucking Genius.
    yes, and stop jerking off so much, also its more than likely about how comfortable you are with her... you probably arent very... who is initiating the sex anyway? you or her? if its her maybe its not what you want to be doing... you arent obligated to have sex everytime... so dont force it... and seriously just lighten up

    i had a similiar problem several years ago, but i was on an SSRI... so i guess it wasnt really that similiar...
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    Did he actually say he masturbates a lot or has he actually said how often he masturbates for everything to be tossing the "stop masturbating" posts?
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    I sorta just glanced at all the replies, and I didn't see anyone suggest this. if anyone did, my bad, but since there is something obviously wrong with your package when your boning women, why dont you use that to your advantage and do porn? I read somewhere that the porno industry is always looking for guys who can last quite a bit, lol. you just can't do the money shot i suppose
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheKobainGuitr View Post
    I read somewhere that the porno industry is always looking for guys who can last quite a bit, lol.
    Yes, gay porn is always looking for fresh faces. Head on out, I'm sure I can find some takers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kurp View Post
    IP match please
    This.

    Has to be a troll. Forum newbies actually putting [NSFW] in the title? Has to be a troll.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aksannyi View Post
    This.

    Has to be a troll. Forum newbies actually putting [NSFW] in the title? Has to be a troll.
    cause this is definately the first forum they ever posted in and they definately(maybe?) read the rules?
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