Castlevania (Movie, 2009)

[Pikarya]

http://imgshack.info/images/xvbmwzcotzdkxxpx5h0g.jpg
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0488982/

[Creeps]

They better not fuck this up

[Xno Kappa]

From the directors of Resident Evil and AVP.

[Mizango]

Could have been worse...


"From the director of Biodome and Gili".

[Kuya]

From the directors of Resident Evil and AVP.

This movie lost its ability to love the moment i saw this.

[Lebzile]

Could have been worse...


"From the director of Biodome and Gili".

Or "from the director of 'Super Mario Bros.!'"

[Kuya]

Actually the first ones weren't too bad.

[Pikarya]

Could of said Uwe Boll, but we weren't lucky enough.

[Callisto]

fuck you Miz Biodome was awesome

[Zilong]

Is this gonna be some belmont shit or will it have alucard?

[Isiolia]

It could be worse.

It could be Uwe Boll...


With Paul W. S. Anderson, someone probably just did a find/replace with some names in the script for Van Helsing II or something.

[Xno Kappa]

Rather see the story focused on Alucard with the Belmonts as supporting characters. Would make for a deeper story then a lulzgamemovie feel to it.

[The Blackrose]

Watch them absolutely fuck it up and re-write the entire beginning of the Belmont/Dracula feud. Again.

Granted the implementation sucked, but Lament of Innocence did have a good underlying story.

[grantlogan]

Whenever a movie is trying to be sold on the merits of other movies, you know it's gonna be shitty. That header on the poster is the kiss of doom.

[Mizango]

fuck you Miz Biodome was awesome

You swoon me with our collective love for Kyle Orton, then you do an about face and love Biodome.... I don't know you anymore!

[Mizango]

Plus, it cant be any worse than HP Lovecraft's The Tomb, God that movie was absolutely dreadful.

[Tricen]

I kinda agree, Biodome was sorta awesome when I was 12 <_<

[Kiarax]

Fuck. This will not end well.

[Mizango]

Tricen, not you too? QQ

[Kiarax]

So apparently Simon is going to use a sword and not a whip. Way to go Mr. Anderson.