Castlevania (Movie, 2009)

[The Stig]

I'll only watch it if it has the famous:

"what is a man...?!"

... someone finish it !

[MisterBob]

I'll only watch it if it has the famous:

"what is a man...?!"

... someone finish it !

Everyone knows what the response to that ridiculous quote is by now.



"All your base..."

... someone finish it!

[Katlan]

So they are going to take a popular game, make a movie that has almost nothing to do with it, and call it by said game name? Cool.

Why are you so surprised? when has it ever been different?

You do realize they are also making movies based on these games, right?:
-BioShock (Universal production)
-Gears of War (live free or die hard director)
-God of War (X3 & Rush Hour director)
-and maybe "Halo," not offficial yet but script has been written
-que all the others we already well know about (DragonBall, ect..)

[Lebzile]

I'll only watch it if it has the famous:

"what is a man...?!"

... someone finish it !

A miserable little pile of secrets?

[Towowo]

Everyone knows what the response to that ridiculous quote is by now.



"All your base..."

... someone finish it!

are belong to us.

[Maaglin]

From the directors of Resident Evil and AVP.

I mean really. You have aliens. You have predators. How do you fuck that up? I repeat, HOW DO YOU FUCK THAT UP?

Oh yeah, introdcue a lame love interest that dominates the movie. Because everyone who wanted to see it this movie, that's what they were looking for. Not sweet alien v. predator action for 90 mins.

This movie will fail.

[Titanss]

God of War would make a kickass movie

[isladar]

WHAT IS A MOVIE, you mean.

[arus2001]

WHAT IS A MOVIE, you mean.

Nothing but a miserable pile of scripts?

[isladar]

I'd high-five, but the time to islafap over my choices for Alucard is come.

[Callisto]

oh god I know who one sec

[Callisto]

http://bontv.web.infoseek.co.jp/images/peteburns1.jpg

OBVIOUSLY PETE BURNS

[fantasticdan]

WHAT IS A MOVIE, you mean.

A miserable pile of shit. This movie anyway.

[HAcoreRD]

So apparently Simon is going to use a sword and not a whip. Way to go Mr. Anderson.

Was it Simon or Ricter who had the dagger though.

But main point, sword = WTf

[Maxxthepenguin]

If they play Vampire Killer during the movie, I won't be able to resist

[Kuya]

Nothing but a miserable pile of scripts?

I like the cut of your yib.

[Kaiseran]

Rather see the story focused on Alucard with the Belmonts as supporting characters. Would make for a deeper story then a lulzgamemovie feel to it.

Fuck that. Alucard is my hero. The ruined Clair Redfield for me, if they ruin Alucard, I'll kill him. I'll fucking kill him. I'll twist off his balls, pop them in his nose and beat his spine with a bat. I'll fucking kill him!!!

[The Stig]

I prefer Richter personally... I'll never forget all his quotes when I fought him (many times), to which I struggled the fight at that time because I went there reallllly early:

"YOU FOOL"
"HOLY CROSS"
"HYDRO STORM"

Along with the usual grunts/moans.

Plus the BGM for that fight was awesome.

Note: Old voices, not the new shitty ones

[Epincus]

So I read the plot synopsis and whatever on the IMDB, and got confused by the phrasing. Are they saying the events of the original castlevania came before, in which case this is Dracula's Curse? Or is this Simon going through the castle?

You know, because it'll make all the difference of whether or not this movie will suck balls or whatever. What happened with that megaman movie we saw on these boards awhile back, btw?

[Haelian]

So I read the plot synopsis and whatever on the IMDB, and got confused by the phrasing. Are they saying the events of the original castlevania came before, in which case this is Dracula's Curse? Or is this Simon going through the castle?

You know, because it'll make all the difference of whether or not this movie will suck balls or whatever. What happened with that megaman movie we saw on these boards awhile back, btw?

MEGAMAN :: GET EQUIPPED 200X (Oh man I laughed pretty hard when I entered the site.)

I would much rather have them not make this movie and spare the Castlevania series. I have no hope for it to be more than a miserable little pile of shitstains.