Random Image Thread XVI: NO MOAR SPIDERS

[Tyr]

this is totally original, I found this in the English room I have study hall in every day in the graded pile. This was a completely serious attempt by some kid in my highschool to write an essay.

I got about 1 paragraph in then said f it. It's so painful to read...

[Ramor]

the teacher didn't notice "let lose" instead of "let loose" in the first paragraph (also where i stopped reading)

edit: among a bajillion other mistakes that the teacher missed

[Brien]

AH why did I just read the whole thing!! That was pointless.

[Zalius]

i was a TA, and after a few sentences you know how shitty it is and stop caring because you know they dont give a fuck what you tell them

[Shalyn]

What a touching and moral-filled tale of a promising Saturday Night gone tragically wrong. *tears up*

[Tricen]

It was blizzard out

[AkashiXI]

The last paragraph (I guess the conclusion... if you want to call it that) was two sentences. HOLY SHIT TEACH THIS KID WHAT A RUN-ON SENTENCE IS

[Kaelia]

They got to Yolanda house. HOOOONNKKKK!!!!!!!

[Joran]

As an English teacher, that paper made me want to try and pull my brains out through my nose, boil them, and eat them with a nice pesto sauce.

Oh and if you read the notes the teacher made at the bottom, I'm pretty sure he/she knows the paper sucks. The "Peer Edit?" comment is a good sign anyways. The teacher probably decided not to waste the red ink considering it was turned in late as well.

[Tricen]

White wine sauce sounds better

[Charla]

But he paints such a vivid mental picture. I can almost hear that hhhhooonnnkkk!!!!!!!!!!!

Seriously though, I've seen enough fanfiction that I can safely say that is far from the worst thing I've ever read.

Also, page claim
oops?
http://gfx.dagbladet.no/pub/artikkel...1164708500.jpg

[gandorf]

Greatest story ever. I heard they are making a movie about it on lifetime.

[Joran]

Greatest story ever. I heard they are making a movie about it on lifetime.

They're also making a dramatized, made for TV, movie about how Bob Saget raped and killed a girl in 1990.

http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/...ottfried-pt.-1

[ferigor]

Is no one going to comment on how the two main characters are Michael (Michel?) Phelps, olympic swimmer, and Jake Ryan, from Hannah Montana?

I read it all, that shit was funny.

[Feielle]

School is really divided into 2 camps in my mind:

In one corner you have people who can bullshit a 2-page paper the morning that its due, and get a passing to excellent grade based on pure aptitude.

In the other corner, you have this guy and guys like him, who need every minute of the 2 weeks they probably gave him to do this in order to come up with anything even remotely passable as a thought.

He has a stellar career ahead of him in the janitorial arts.

random (spoiler for size, not spiders):

Spoiler: show

http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/2442/santacw5.jpg

[Acturus]

random (spoiler for size, not spiders):

Spoiler: show

http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/2442/santacw5.jpg

Where the hell are Donner and Blitzen?!

[Kerberoz]

Now what happens when someone decides to be funny and launches the drone?

[Zanz L. Barre The 3rd]

this is totally original, I found this in the English room I have study hall in every day in the graded pile. This was a completely serious attempt by some kid in my highschool to write an essay.
http://img377.imageshack.us/img377/2...2557372rf4.jpg
http://img380.imageshack.us/img380/3...2548287tj4.jpg

wow r u fucking serious dis is chris jones rite here an y do u have do my paper on here look ok i worked hard on it and ya it isnt not the gratest thign but u know wat that is fcked for u to put it on a website i cant believe this WAT IS UR FCKIN NAME IM GUNNA BEAT UR ASS KID FAKC U

[Akucaen]

School is really divided into 2 camps in my mind:

In one corner you have people who can bullshit a 2-page paper the morning that its due, and get a passing to excellent grade based on pure aptitude.

In the other corner, you have this guy and guys like him, who need every minute of the 2 weeks they probably gave him to do this in order to come up with anything even remotely passable as a thought.

It's not just your minds, that's how school actually works.

[Olo401]

Just in time for the holidays...

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