Rants: Add your own today!

[The Stig]

the middle east

[Tagus]

I really hated that car full of Mexicans that swerved into on-coming traffic straight at me to avoid a back-up. I gave them double middle fingers through the windshield, which worked quite well because we were directly facing each other. It must have pissed them off, because they pulled onto the median and a tatted up girl got out of the passenger side of the car and started shouting at me and flashing gang signs. Like I'm going to stop and subject myself to your rambling idiocy? Fuck you, whore! There's nothing that screams, "my parents failed" louder than a girl giving gang signs. Well...... I guess a pregnant girl flashing gang signs would be the Rare/Ex version of parent failure. Idk. Maybe she was pregnant.

P.S. - I love Mexicans when they aren't flashing gang signs at me or driving erratically. Especially you, Manallio.

[EdgeMoragan]

I hate when people put those blue headlights on cars that are brighter than normal lights but are allowed to exist through some legal loophole.

Fuck that shit blinding me when I'm driving. If I could ever once confirm one of those cars sitting in a lot I would personall break the headlights. Thankfully I've had barely enough of a life to not RAGE and follow one of these assholes home to do it.

[Lliandra]

Added Rant:

People who laugh and talk during 2 minute silence for Rememberance Day ¬_¬

[TheDirtyHobo]

Fuck you Fall of Troy for debuting your new single on the one radio station I listened to in my hometown 2 weeks after I left for college.

But it's ok, I forgive you.

[guartz]

Let's talk about what we like instead.

I like music and popcorn. I also like internets.

[Zalius]

people that try to derail without a wingman amirite rocl

[Septimus]

I can't believe we don't have anyone here ranting about square-enix yet ;o

OK. Fuck you Square-Enix for not giving me fucking tier 2 en-spells. Yea, I love Death Blossom, but my melee damage is still fucking shit.

Unrelated to the first. Fuck you cube-cows who work in offices and think that the whole fucking world revolves around your menopause and empty nests. People go to work to make money, no to hear about your fucking hot flashes or that your kids never call you. And learn how to fucking use a computer- they've been common in the work place for over 15 years now. No, Microsoft Word is not some indecipherable ancient language, it's a mother fucking word processor. No, I don't want to know about your swollen feet or that you have bowel problems. Your grandchildren are not cute, and I do not care that they are learning to go poopie in the toilet. You do not know the first thing about database design, do not tell me that a piece of data needs to exist in every table besides a unifying ID, this is why we use relational databases you galactic moron. Your breath stinks of stale cigarettes and day-old coffee, try a mother fucking breath mint you wizened manatee. Save your fucking work every 10 minutes. This diet is going to fail like all of the others, you don't have to explain it to me and get out of my office. If you knew about this upcoming symposium three months ago and need data for it, why did you wait to tell me about said data 4 days before you have to write your presentation? Yes, when you walk away I am trying to hate you to death. When you die an go to hell, I hope that your eternity is stuck in an office filled with people just like you.

EDIT- And your derail attempt cannot fucking withstand the dark star of hatred that lives in my soul and will some day spill forth and devour our sun.

[Lliandra]

OK. Fuck you Square-Enix for not giving me fucking tier 2 en-spells. Yea, I love Death Blossom, but my melee damage is still fucking shit.

Unrelated to the first. Fuck you cube-cows who work in offices and think that the whole fucking world revolves around your menopause and empty nests. People go to work to make money, no to hear about your fucking hot flashes or that your kids never call you. And learn how to fucking use a computer- they've been common in the work place for over 15 years now. No, Microsoft Word is not some indecipherable ancient language, it's a mother fucking word processor. No, I don't want to know about your swollen feet or that you have bowel problems. Your grandchildren are not cute, and I do not care that they are learning to go poopie in the toilet. You do not know the first thing about database design, do not tell me that a piece of data needs to exist in every table besides a unifying ID, this is why we use relational databases you galactic moron. Your breath stinks of stale cigarettes and day-old coffee, try a mother fucking breath mint you wizened manatee. Save your fucking work every 10 minutes. This diet is going to fail like all of the others, you don't have to explain it to me and get out of my office. If you knew about this upcoming symposium three months ago and need data for it, why did you wait to tell me about said data 4 days before you have to write your presentation? Yes, when you walk away I am trying to hate you to death. When you die an go to hell, I hope that your eternity is stuck in an office filled with people just like you.

EDIT- And your derail attempt cannot fucking withstand the dark star of hatred that lives in my soul and will some day spill forth and devour our sun.

Christ, we must work in the same place. My floor is FULL of twats like that.

[Sunrider]

Fuck Californians.

To be specific, the 60% of you bigotry-peddling, ignorant throwbacks that infect my once proud-to-be-liberal state with your small-minded, clearly-un-Constitutional discriminatory laws. Fuck you in the ass, mouth, vagina, and penis with a wooden, splintered, ebola-infected dildo in the size and shape of an erect stallion's penis.




And what Septimus said; fuck the developers for the 5-years-and-counting-and-no-Red-Mage-melee-update. Scholar's swinging toothpicks, fellas, Sholars swinging toothpicks.

[Bregor]

Fuck being forced to work on a federal holiday.

Also, fuck this guy.

[Septimus]

Christ, we must work in the same place. My floor is FULL of twats like that.

As near as I can tell, all offices are.

[TheDirtyHobo]

Fuck you cube-cows who work in offices and think that the whole fucking world revolves around your menopause and empty nests. People go to work to make money, no to hear about your fucking hot flashes or that your kids never call you. And learn how to fucking use a computer- they've been common in the work place for over 15 years now. No, Microsoft Word is not some indecipherable ancient language, it's a mother fucking word processor. No, I don't want to know about your swollen feet or that you have bowel problems. Your grandchildren are not cute, and I do not care that they are learning to go poopie in the toilet. You do not know the first thing about database design, do not tell me that a piece of data needs to exist in every table besides a unifying ID, this is why we use relational databases you galactic moron. Your breath stinks of stale cigarettes and day-old coffee, try a mother fucking breath mint you wizened manatee. Save your fucking work every 10 minutes. This diet is going to fail like all of the others, you don't have to explain it to me and get out of my office. If you knew about this upcoming symposium three months ago and need data for it, why did you wait to tell me about said data 4 days before you have to write your presentation? Yes, when you walk away I am trying to hate you to death. When you die an go to hell, I hope that your eternity is stuck in an office filled with people just like you.

Sounds like someone's got a case of the Mondays.

[Wintermute]

As near as I can tell, all offices are.

Mine is pretty cool. Though since I work CS it tends to be the customers who are absolute fuckwits.

Our Bulgarian office are even more useless than ones you described though.

Know what I hate? (Other than the useless cuntshites that are our Bulgarian office)

Having to pull my desk back and having to navigate the jungle that is my cabling every time I add or remove something.

PS2, PS3, 360, 2 Monitors, USB peripherals, and External HDD.

Joke is if you ever think about using one of those goddamn cable organisers and ever add or have to remove a cable it's the whole goddamn mess all over again. Since it's impossible to fish out a cable from that mess.

[Metrosio]

Dear Universe:

Fuck you for placing an arbitrary speed-limit on everything, and then separating matter by such huge distances that no-one can see their loved ones again after a roundtrip to and from the nearest populated star system even at max speed. Seriously. Fuck you for preventing my Star Wars fantasies from manifesting into awesome reality.

Also, what's the deal with airline food?

[Abraxas]

Backseat modding.

I really get angsty when people think topics have to be in spam because they're "Oh so wild" or "Ooh naughty". Sometimes topics can stay in general even if they're somewhat saucy and not a news article, not a random image/porn thread, etc.

Sometimes I like to see topics like these outside spam, because it's nice not seeing the same circle jerk of people grammatically masturbate each other, then watch the topic derail into visual diarrhoea.

sometimes topics can stay in general. however, two posts into this thread and it looks like it was born for spam. three pages without derailing, then yea, it can stay.

and to stay on topic, i hate the term "backseat modding". usually this is used by mods only. if you really think someone is trying to over-mod you, stop being insecure. it's not like the person can really do anything. their words mean shit. you're the ones with the shiny turqoise name.

[Purrrfect]

only been to their show once and he did sing it. Also heard a rumor that they didn't edit it out of rb2 is it true? funny if it was.

It's in RB2, but you don't have to sing it.

I'd say its pretty gd dumb to have that entire section in the song, but for Man In The Box they havet o use spit and not shit. Since the censorship is really just for kids, I'd imagine parents would rather them hear the latter...

[MarkM.]

Fuck being forced to work on a federal holiday.

Also, fuck this guy.

This gives me a two part rant.

First, go work in a pharmacy. I do, we get 7 fucking holidays a year off. The doctors that work where I live, have fucking bankers hours. Lunch time Friday, the area of town where there doctors' offices are looks like a ghost town.

Also, fuck these shitty as pharmacy certification companies that don't differentiate between a retail pharmacy and a clinical pharmacy. I work in a retail pharmacy, WE DO NOT FUCKING DISPENSE I.V.'s. I don't need to be able to figure out someone's I.V. flow rate. I rather enjoy being ignorant of how to do so. But since the state of Texas, as many others do, don't recognize the few companies that do differentiate, I have to learn to do that shit. Not only do I have to learn how to do that, I have to pay $150 bucks to fucking take this test.


/rant off

[Dimmauk]

Fuck people that don't courtesy flush in any type of bathroom public or at home. You may be proud of your shit stank, but I don't want to smell your poo-poo particles.

[Faithe]

Fuck SE for not having an update note today when I have 30 computers to ghost