Palin offered $2M to appear in porn movie

[Pikarya]

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Palin offered $2M to appear in porn movie // Current

Florida-based porn director Cezar Capone has offered to pay Palin $2 million to appear in an adult film production.

To sweeten the deal, Palin's husband Todd has been offered a co-starring role in the production, for which Capone would be "prepared to kick in an extra $100,000," and a new Arctic Cat snowmobile.

LOL

[Reality]

awesome

[Furionstormrage]

I'd buy it

[Katlan]

I think she should take the offer!

[Headspace]

Christianity would fall apart if she did it.

Hope it happens.

[Eticket]

It's too soon. They need to wait another six months or so when it really starts to hit her that the GOP is abandoning her.

[AoE]

Someone needs to bankrupt her so she has no other choice.

[Drex]

Think of all the wardrobes she could buy

[Pikarya]

Think of all the wardrobes she could buy

gg

[Olo401]

Think of all the wardrobes she could buy

2,000,000 / 150,000 = 13.3

[Dimmauk]

Anyone seen the fake Palin porno yet?

[Pikarya]

Naylin Paylin or w/e? Sucked.

[Byrd]

Who's Nailin' Paylin? - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Plot Summary:

The film opens in Serra Paylin's living room, when two Russian soldiers knock on the door seeking a tow-truck to lend assistance with their smoldering tank.[6] After some small talk, flirting, and a knock-knock joke, a ménage à trois scene ensues.[7]

The second scene, referring back to the first, opens with a newspaper headline exclaiming "Paylin endorses Russian penetration!"[8] Then focus shifts to the Faux News Studio, where character Bill Orally sits at the news desk.[8] Orally praises Paylin's recent work in foreign relations, and criticizes what he characterizes as the "hypocritical left."[8]

The third scene takes place in a Washington, D.C. hotel. A female White House intern is attempting to prepare Serra for interaction with the press.[9] The intern attempts to teach Serra how to correctly pronounce the word "absolutely," which Serra comedically renders as "You betcha."[9] After a frustrating session, Serra leaves in search of "a warm glass of moo juice and some shut eye."[10] After Paylin leaves, the intern declares "What a fucking air head."[11] In response, Serra's husband slides out from under the bed and replies "Try living with her."[11] The scene ends with an anal sex encounter between Mr. Paylin and the intern.[12]

“ It's time to drill baby! Drill hard and drill deep. Come on ya tree hugging hippie! What'ya wait'n for, congressional approval? ”
—Robert Krypton's Screenplay, [12]

The fourth scene opens in Serra's bedroom, showing her falling into a fitful sleep, and segues into a dream sequence.[12] In the dream, Paylin seduces her husband's business partner at their snowmobile dealership.[12] The scene finishes with the encounter, returning to a Paylin continuing to toss and turn in her sleep.[13]

The fifth scene is another dream, where Serra remembers her collegiate days at "The International University of I-DA-HO" in 1987.[14] Young Serra listens and actively participates in a classroom discussion which focuses on topics in pseudo-science.[15] Serra places the age of the Earth at 10,000 years and classifies fossils as a ruse by Satan to "trick mankind."[15] After class, Young Serra asks the professor if he knows of any rituals to protect her from witchcraft.[16] The professor assures her that vigorous cunnilingus will provide the required protection, and wastes no time demonstrating.[17]

The sixth and final scene opens with a Bill Orally monologue delivered from the Faux News Studio.[17] The Orally piece introduces a Paylin news conference in which she is to defend herself against charges of adultery.[18] During a rambling monologue Paylin avoids answering the adultery question.[19] After the press clears the room, the Hilly character emerges from beneath the podium.[20] The film closes with a lesbian ménage à trois featuring Serra, Hilly, and Condi.[20]

[Pikarya]

President Palin? Alaska governor ponders her future - CNN.com

Ironic.

[Deejay]

In the past week, the former vice presidential candidate has invited reporters into her home in Alaska, serving them moose chili and moose hot dogs as she opens up about her life and what's next.

Fucking gross dude.

[Mizango]

Doesn't sound that bad Deejay lol. Come up here, Ill totally numb you to food.


lol @ Nalin' Paylin.

[SephYuyX]

Whats wrong with Moose meat? The burgers and jerky (not store bought) taste great. Same goes for horse, yak, baffalo, and goat.

Palin porn would be awsome.

[QuePsiXI]

Someone go make Plugging Palin', the triple penetration scene. Hell, get some midgets to go for the ears and nostrils too...go all out. 1Palin7orifices.com ftmfw

[Pikarya]

Horse meat is too lean imo

[Kiro]

Baffalo.