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    Saw this on Rotten.com, need confirmation.

    Might a portable meth lab in your car adequately pimp your ride? The Narcotics Digest Weekly tells of a federal grand jury in Kentucky who indicted two men for concealing ice methamphetamine in a motorized, 3-foot hobby rocket -- connected by wires to the vehicle's cigarette lighter. If stopped by police, the men planned to open the trunk of the vehicle, raise the methamphetamine-filled rocket into launching position using a string and pulley system, and launch the rocket into the air. These two men now host Methbusters on the Discovery channel.

    Methamphetamine

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    I'll change yer fuckin rate you derivative piece of shit
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    wat

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    So... Meth... Rocket... POWERTHIRST IS CRYSTAL METH

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    Just read through the whole thing, that's actually a pretty informative little article.

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    Dr. Mary Holley, obstetrician and chairperson of Mothers Against Methamphetamine, informed the Associated Press that one's initial hit of meth is the equivalent of ten orgasms all on top of each other, each lasting for 30 minutes to an hour, with a feeling of arousal that lasts for another day and a half. She is quick to confess that the effect doesn't last long: "After you've been using [meth] about six months or so, you can't have sex unless you're high. After you have been using it a little bit longer you can't have sex even when you're high. Nothing happens. [Your penis] doesn't work."

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    brb getting meth

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    Quote Originally Posted by Churchill View Post
    brb getting meth
    send me some

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    Hmm. Its an awesome high but the cramps that hit you afterward are so fucking not worth it.

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    Anyone that uses Meth is an absolute fucking moron. No exception.

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    What are you trying to confirm?......

    The idea of having something like a meth rocket in a car, just sounds idiotic and not reasonable.

    1) Meth labs STINK! Horrible horrible smell

    2) Meth labs can easily blow up, with really not much effort to it. Nice fender bender and that intersection is gone.

    3) Pull string? Think cops would allow someone to reach into their trunk after opening it to dig around/pull on strings? Good way to get shot lol

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    Reminds me of the King of the Hill episode in which Tid Pow makes a meth lab for the school science fair.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gandorf View Post
    Dr. Mary Holley, obstetrician and chairperson of Mothers Against Methamphetamine, informed the Associated Press that one's initial hit of meth is the equivalent of ten orgasms all on top of each other, each lasting for 30 minutes to an hour, with a feeling of arousal that lasts for another day and a half.

    That is the worst description of a drug I have ever seen in my entire life.


    Meth fucking sucks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jmcgarrell View Post
    3) Pull string? Think cops would allow someone to reach into their trunk after opening it to dig around/pull on strings? Good way to get shot lol
    the rocket was hooked up to their car cigarette lighter... supposedly.

    The Narcotics Digest Weekly tells of a federal grand jury in Kentucky who indicted two men for concealing ice methamphetamine in a motorized, 3-foot hobby rocket -- connected by wires to the vehicle's cigarette lighter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Plow View Post
    That is the worst description of a drug I have ever seen in my entire life.
    Worst-inaccurate, or worst-enticing?

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    I'm trying to confirm, bust, or find plausible the myth that the hosts of Mythbusters actually invented something like that, and if so how are they hosting s TV show and not in prison?

    Quote Originally Posted by jmcgarrell View Post
    What are you trying to confirm?......

    The idea of having something like a meth rocket in a car, just sounds idiotic and not reasonable.

    1) Meth labs STINK! Horrible horrible smell

    2) Meth labs can easily blow up, with really not much effort to it. Nice fender bender and that intersection is gone.

    3) Pull string? Think cops would allow someone to reach into their trunk after opening it to dig around/pull on strings? Good way to get shot lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Totien View Post
    I'm trying to confirm, bust, or find plausible the myth that the hosts of Mythbusters actually invented something like that, and if so how are they hosting s TV show and not in prison?
    Where in the article does it say anything whatsoever about Mythbusters?

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    It makes a joke about them halfway through. It's in the OP of this thread.

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    Whoever created meth in the first place wins.

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