Gimp / Confused / WTF Player Thread VII: Pimping your gimps

[Demosthenes11]

get a new dynamis ls, preferably one that doesn't suck dick @ rules

[amentis]

ROFL, Bahahahahaha Boni.

His gear has gotten a lot better since then. But yeah...his gear is still really terrible. I can't wait to tell him he got put on this list.

[Deader2818]

get a new dynamis ls, preferably one that doesn't suck dick @ rules

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[Obev]

get a new dynamis ls, preferably one that doesn't suck dick @ membership standards

ftfy; people turning up with level 14 rings and useless earrings shouldn't be getting hourglasses, let alone lotting rights.

[Whaleporn]

ftfy; people turning up with level 14 rings and useless earrings shouldn't be getting hourglasses, let alone lotting rights.

See this is my fault. I basically told him 'Just focus on getting levels, no one gives a shit what you wear as a bard pretty much'.

'What gear SHOULD I be wearing?'

'Emperor ring because you should be exping fag'

[Avarice]

Sent to me by a friend...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...220_003146.png

[Isawa]

Sent to me by a friend...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...220_003146.png

I was in that party. He didn't do horrible on keeping hate, though he didn't work well with the thf. It could have been worse, we could have pulled the colibri NM like the party behind us did >.>.

[Avarice]

I was in that party. He didn't do horrible on keeping hate, though he didn't work well with the thf. It could have been worse, we could have pulled the colibri NM like the party behind us did >.>.

Didn't get a shot of alleged THF, but Ciecle tells me he tried to SATA literally everyone including you and him. I was also thinking of adding a "I see you Isawa" to my comment, but didn't think you checked in that often. Guess I was wrong.

[BonifaceVII]

Had a bard a while back that... might slightly beat the one posted above:

http://www.randomideacomics.com/imag...es/badbard.jpg

Overall gear isn't so bad for a level 70, but I checked him because he was attempting to lot against me on relic hat and didn't use any instrument swaps. His 100% lullaby resist rate led him to needlessly grab aggro and die numerous times.

Before I ended up here, one could say. I didn't intend to show up in Beetle Earrings, I had been levelling Ninja earlier and someone said "HEY! DYNAMIS!" and then I realized all I had were my beetle earrings on me. So, I put them on and said whatever. As to the accusations that I "Died numerous times" these are false. I don't recall dieing during that Dynamis. And as far as instrument swaps, my macro bar can attest to the fact that I swap Instruments for almost every song. But yes, Those beetle earrings have been replaced with more Job Appropriate gear, as has most of the rest of my gear, on account of being too gimp.

[Hyriu]

I think it's been said before but if you end up in this thread don't try to justify yourself, it'll just get worse.

[BonifaceVII]

Probably. I don't mind being called gimp as much as I mind falsified records of my death. I don't want them to liquidate my assets. I like my furniture. Besides, In addition to it being a 'make fun of people with crap gear' thread, it's also a 'get ideas for decent gear' thread. I intend to learn something.

[Isawa]

Didn't get a shot of alleged THF, but Ciecle tells me he tried to SATA literally everyone including you and him. I was also thinking of adding a "I see you Isawa" to my comment, but didn't think you checked in that often. Guess I was wrong.

I have nothing else to do while seeking on drk. I either play L4D or watch Doctor Who. And yeah, he did SATA me a few times, lol.

[Furionstormrage]

When I took THF to 37 I SATA'ed anyone who stood behind the mob, that includes the WHM who wanted to melee, I don't care, I wanted my e-peen VBs

[Isawa]

^ This

I remember leveling thf it pissed me off so much that people wouldn't move. So I finally started SATAing everything. I killed many a drk and war, kekeke.

[Aksannyi]

I'm not afraid of being SATA'ed, in fact, I welcome it. Chances are if I'm close enough to the mob to be SATA'ed I've got Stoneskin up already and I can take a few hits. Sometimes if I get slept and I'm duoing with my boyfriend I'll tell him to TA me to wake me up. Never understood why people were so scared of Trick Attack, OMG the mob's gonna hit you for like three seconds, waa, cry more.

[Isawa]

People are idiots?

[SamanosukeShiva]

Jupiter's + Ancient Torque + Osode = +DEX = moar Crit hits, etc.

is dex already proven to be ranged crit mod?

[Maaglin]

I think it's been said before but if you end up in this thread don't try to justify yourself, it'll just get worse.

Except that you get some people in here from time to time that aren't gimp.

But keep throwing your shots from the safety of the peanut gallery.

[Hyriu]

is dex already proven to be ranged crit mod?

No, I was joking. Unless it really does but I've never heard about it.

[Wenslydale]

^ This

I remember leveling thf it pissed me off so much that people wouldn't move. So I finally started SATAing everything. I killed many a drk and war, kekeke.

I've pasted a few Melee SMN's that for some reason think that hiding behind the mob will save them from anything. I give fair warning to WHM's though. Hell, I'd SATA the fucker that tried to SATA my WHM. Everything else is fair game though, you're stupid enough to stand there, then you deserve to have your face raped.