Gimp / Confused / WTF Player Thread VII: Pimping your gimps

[Ohaigaiz]

pretty sure the only macro i had was <Provoke> <Ready!> <scall19> when i was leveling war back in 04. people are so oblivious... QQ

[S N K]

My static PLD on RDM forever ago had a few humorus macros.

/p Little <t>s in China don't even get Provoke!

I think he offended one chinese player with it once. :<

[Cream Soda]

hahaha Abiak ftw

[Alistaire]

I hate people with emotes in their macros. I remember my first voke macro was:
/point
/wait 1
/slap
/wait 1
/ja "Provoke" <t>
/p I DEMAND SATISFACTION!
Used that macro once I think....

Still not as bad (or funny depending on your point of view) as the good old:

/p OMG AGRO HELP!
/ja convert <me>

[Day]

Still not as bad (or funny depending on your point of view) as the good old:

/p OMG AGRO HELP!
/ja convert <me>

I've probably seen this macro 200 billion times, it still scares the shit out of me every time.

[Firedemon]

I would bet a lot of money that these 2 guys were being dualboxed. Killing Defoliators in Aydeewa, the dumbshit took 2 minutes to cast Dispel cuz he was too busy trying to SATA with his THF. They also wanted to keep the sync at 60 and have 3-4 minute fights instead of syncing to 63 and chaining like mad. The WHM, the shitty RDM, and myself (PLD) were all out of MP and the rest of the party was getting pretty pissed off, so the tHF goes and pulls anyway so I told everyone not to engage and we watched the RDM and THF die and we fucked off out of the party.

http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j2.../shittyRDM.jpg

http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j2.../shittyTHF.jpg

[Saithorx]

Still not as bad (or funny depending on your point of view) as the good old:

/p OMG AGRO HELP!
/ja convert <me>

Mine was just.
/p Oh shit
/ja Convert <me>

I stopped doing this for the most part. I bring it out here and there for kicks.

[Aksannyi]

I don't have room for a /p line in my Convert macro anymore!

Well, actually I do again because I started using spellcast, but for a long time, there was no room!

[Silenka]

I haven't posted a gimp in a long time. This one is definitely worthy of the name.

http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/4835/gimp1rr1.jpg

http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/2194/gimp2gj7.jpg

Everything is probably what you think it is. Some of his gear is HQ, most of it is terrible for BLU as far as I understand, and the rest of it just confuses the hell out of me.


The icing on the cake?

http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/2999/gimp3so4.jpg

[Avivah]

This was posted on my LS website. Too epic not to post here.
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y12/ky2nr/gimppld.jpg

[Isiolia]

Maybe a -breath% set? Full Amir is 8% according to zee wiki, Hrotti another 10%. Misguided, perhaps, but that's what it could be...

[Avivah]

Maybe a -breath% set? Full Amir is 8% according to zee wiki, Hrotti another 10%. Misguided, perhaps, but that's what it could be...

according to the person that found this. All this was full timed.

[Kagomie]

That's not Hrotti's model picture in the equip box either...

Dainslaif ?

[Saxon]

Maybe a -breath% set? Full Amir is 8% according to zee wiki, Hrotti another 10%. Misguided, perhaps, but that's what it could be...

That's not even a Hrotti either.

[C&H]

http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/8441/lsexregr3.png
i'm not BLM nor BRD 75... but i'm kinda sure there is somes wrong, guess they got Faf & was out of MP after 10% even with all their convert MP gears... only one thing come to my mind "JP ONLY"!

1: BLM Full time, the grip is some weird HP+10 MP+10 DEX+3
2: WAR full time, was TPing in Heca lol, happened to swap ther flame for a Thunder Ring...
3: BLM, again a full time... & what you see is show as novio, i tougth it was a musical earring at start because i pulled my ear close & i could hear it sing "Save me" from Remi zero...
4: Game shown it to be a BRD... my BRD only 11, but i'm sure there is somes wrong...
5: full timing this too, & yes there is a Novia & again a fake novio "Musical earing" & using this neck which enhance Stoneskin by 30 damage absorbed...
6: Tubuanko, COR/WHM full time "in DA at least, wonder for the rest"
7: one of their RDM... when they claimed Faf he changed his Body by the AF1 Body, not the rest, V.Belt, Cul.mantle, Toreador Ring, O.hat, SH, Peacock charm, for sure half of them could be gimp, but i'm sure they are more confused...

[Hyriu]

Such a waste of an Aurum cuirass >_>

[Isiolia]

That's not Hrotti's model picture in the equip box either...

Dainslaif ?

Ah, so it isn't. I don't have one, so not familiar with the icon n' such >_>;

I dunno then.