It's Turkey Time!

[Devolver]

Yeah dude, love me some liver mush, liver puddung is really good too.

Yes yes yes! livermush is the bee's knees. Being from western NC, you practically have to grow up on the stuff. And to the people who call it scrapple, go kill yourself. It takes a real person to sit down and enjoy something called liver-mush.

kk, back to turkeys/pie/stuffing/etcetc

[archibaldcrane]

I'm not gonna get to have an epic dinner this year, my Mom wants to take us out to a japanese restaurant called "Todai".

Your mom is lazy and fail.

[Kiro]

Your mom is lazy and fail.

Your Mom would be lazy too if she cooked Thanksgiving dinner by herself for 4 kids for 20 odd years.

But you're a dumb cunt so I'll forgive you. Minus the insulting my Mom over the internet thing though.

[Auspice]

I hope this wasn't authorized by Taito/Majesco and they sue PETA's ass off just for kicks.

I was wondering that myself; I swear I saw a Majesco logo on one of the bowls.

[archibaldcrane]

Your Mom would be lazy too if she cooked Thanksgiving dinner by herself for 4 kids for 20 odd years.

Ok, then you're lazy and fail. Tell her you'll do it if she's so bushed from making a big dinner once every 365 days.

Or enjoy your japanese, you touchy over-sensitive douche.

[Kiro]

Ok, then you're lazy and fail. Tell her you'll do it if she's so bushed from making a big dinner once every 365 days.

Or enjoy your japanese, you touchy over-sensitive douche.

I feel obligated to quote Murderface right here, but I don't think it'd work. I'm sure someone will know what I'm talking about though.

It's okay though, ignorance can't help itself. /pats

[Kuya]

Archi is angry that he made Kiro angry because he said his mom fails?

[Kiro]

Yes. MODERATE THIS SITUATION. I PAY YOUR SALARY!

[archibaldcrane]

Actually, I was sympathizing at first - I was expecting an "I know", since he was complaining about not having a proper thanksgiving dinner.

Now I know he doesn't deserve one - man up and cook!

[Kiro]

Someone teach me how to cook a Thanksgiving dinner.

[Quixotic]

Me and my friends are gettin TWO deep fried turkeys this year. And then everyone has to bring one side dish. Its going to be quite the feast.

[archibaldcrane]

(@ Kiro) Seriously, toss your hat in the ring, your mom might perk up with the prospect of teaching and help.

Turkey is easy, I just followed this Mom's Roast Turkey Recipe | Simply Recipes the first time I made one and it came out perfect. IMO the only tricky thing is pies - I'd need help with pies.

Are your 3 siblings going to be around?

[Kuya]

Yea, but it kind of seems ironic to call the guy you insulted by insulting his mother a douche, even if most people on the internet wouldn't bat an eye at the prospect. Obviously, even if you didn't mean it.

[archibaldcrane]

Hey, if someone said to me "your mom probably wants to go out for thanksgiving instead of cooking dinner" I'd consider it an insult, so...by that logic, he started it, I was just piling on.

But we've moved beyond that to a legitimate discussion to save Kiro's Thanksgiving, so yay.

[Correction]

Someone teach me how to cook a Thanksgiving dinner.

Step one: Buy a turkey fryer and a turkey briner.

Step two: Brine your turkey.

Step three: Deep fry your turkey. Use store-bought trimmings and dessert.

Now ask me how to carve a turkey.

[Kiro]

How do I carve a turkey, Correction?

And fuck saving my Thanksgiving, rofl. Only thing I like about it is the food, the whole "holiday" aspect of it is disgusting.

"Hey! Let's stuff ourselves full of food while other people starve! Oh and also let's not forget that this holiday was originally shared with Native Americans, you know, the people who's land we stole. Yeah, remember them?! Haha, me neither. LET'S EAT!"

I don't really care if my Mom doesn't want to cook, she works her ass off and still has 2 kids in the house with her, so if she doesn't want to spend her holiday in the kitchen, /shrug.

[Koyuki]

As much as I love Thanksgiving this one is going to royally suck. Having turkey day at a old folks home where everyone around you is dying or dead will not be fun...

[Kuya]

How do I carve a turkey, Correction?

And fuck saving my Thanksgiving, rofl. Only thing I like about it is the food, the whole "holiday" aspect of it is disgusting.

"Hey! Let's stuff ourselves full of food while other people starve! Oh and also let's not forget that this holiday was originally shared with Native Americans, you know, the people who's land we stole. Yeah, remember them?! Haha, me neither. LET'S EAT!"

I don't really care if my Mom doesn't want to cook, she works her ass off and still has 2 kids in the house with her, so if she doesn't want to spend her holiday in the kitchen, /shrug.

BUT THAT'S WHERE WOMEN SHOULD BE

am i doing it right?

[Kiro]

Yes. I'd yell at you too, but you're pretty.

[chillin]

I'm not gonna get to have an epic dinner this year, my Mom wants to take us out to a japanese restaurant called "Todai". Should be fun I guess, but I want loads of mashed potatoes and turkey and mac n' cheese. D:

todai is shitty, I've eaten there a couple of times. cost effective though.