NFL Week 12, A preseason prediction review!

[Mizango]

We need the lisp dude.

^ This!

[tyven]

you lisp loving posers need to get off me, ive been riding his dick the longest!

this is from the week 5 thread!

hochuli is garbage, the only reason people know him from other refs is cuz of his biceps. i prefer the tiny brother with the high pitched voice and lisp. hes the best ref in the game. lisp > biceps

although i think i like mike carey more than him, especially when he does colts game, its like watching marvin harrison his own game!

[Valisk]

So why in gods name would you be all pissy when someone calls you out on your fanboy-ism over them? Maybe it was alittle hateful, but i would imagine that as a compliment to some extent.

I guess you fail to realize what I was "upset"(lol) about.

Yes I'm a homer. Yes every post will contain something about the team I'm a fan of. Yes you should deal with it.

Bolded it for you just in case your vagina decided to share some of that sand with your eyes. I was more of "making a big deal" out of people calling me stupid. Have no problem being labeled a homer or fan boy. Even admitted that already. "U beez stewped LOLZ" isn't exactly critisizm that I should embrace.

Anywho, back to the NFL. I really like the Cowboy rookie Felix Jones and can't wait for him to return. Don't get me wrong, I love MB3, but dual running styles seems so much more efficient in today's NFL. If it wasn't for Matt Ryan and Jone's injury, he'd have my vote for Offensive RotY.

[Tyche]

I guess you fail to realize what I was "upset"(lol) about.



Bolded it for you just in case your vagina decided to share some of that sand with your eyes. I was more of "making a big deal" out of people calling me stupid. Have no problem being labeled a homer or fan boy. Even admitted that already. "U beez stewped LOLZ" isn't exactly critisizm that I should embrace.

Anywho, back to the NFL. I really like the Cowboy rookie Felix Jones and can't wait for him to return. Don't get me wrong, I love MB3, but dual running styles seems so much more efficient in today's NFL. If it wasn't for Matt Ryan and Jone's injury, he'd have my vote for Offensive RotY.

OK, now you are stupid and I'm calling you out...as well as introducing you to Matt Forte, Chris Johnson, Steve Slaton, and maybe even Jonathan Stewart if you want to throw him in as well.

[Valisk]

Awesome, now I'm stupid for having a difference of opinion. I can't win with you guys so I'll continue being a douche. Thanks for the fuel. And it's only $1.70/ga in Dallas.

Through the first four games, before Jone's injury, yes I think he was the 2nd best rookie under Matt Ryan. And that's including the Cowboy offensive coordinator trying to spoon feed T.O. and abandoning the run game.

[Devolver]

you lisp loving posers need to get off me, ive been riding his dick the longest!

Touche...

I actually went back to look to make sure. I guess ill have to go back to laughing at Ed Hock run down the field like a huge steroid...

Omgsteroiddramainthereffingcrew

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[Tyche]

Awesome, now I'm stupid for having a difference of opinion. I can't win with you guys so I'll continue being a douche. Thanks for the fuel. And it's only $1.70/ga in Dallas.

Through the first four games, before Jone's injury, yes I think he was the 2nd best rookie under Matt Ryan. And that's including the Cowboy offensive coordinator trying to spoon feed T.O. and abandoning the run game.

It's kind of OK to be a homer, but don't let it blind you with idocy. Have you fucking seen one Chicago game this year? Forte is a fucking beast.

[Kyo]

Awesome, now I'm stupid for having a difference of opinion. I can't win with you guys so I'll continue being a douche. Thanks for the fuel. And it's only $1.70/ga in Dallas.

Through the first four games, before Jone's injury, yes I think he was the 2nd best rookie under Matt Ryan. And that's including the Cowboy offensive coordinator trying to spoon feed T.O. and abandoning the run game.

Im cowboys fan too I love Felix, he's a great compliment back, but pure running back he's not getting the time the others that tyche posted above are or the carries, he gets about 10 touches a game where as those backs get 20 or more a game.

[Devolver]

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TELL ME THATS ON SELL SOMEWHERE! I HAVE A BLANK CHECK PREPARED

[archibaldcrane]

Yeah, Forte is very good. Who knows who is better between he and Felix, but Felix has been hurt, and Felix is the #2 guy. The Bears have 1 RB period, and he gets like 25+ touches a game. No comparison.

In a Matt Ryan-less year, Forte is the ORoTY, no question.

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[Dimmauk]

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Illegal Biceps - 10 yard penalty


LOL!

[Akiyama]

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LOL

[Devolver]

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Bless you, bless you....

HOCK-MAN MINI DUMP GO

(nfl related amirite?)

[Valisk]

It's kind of OK to be a homer, but don't let it blind you with idocy. Have you fucking seen one Chicago game this year? Forte is a fucking beast.

I'm not letting it blind me. I understand that Felix Jones is a #2 back etc. etc. I'm just saying before he got hurt, he did many amazing things with what little touches he got. If he keeps that up, he'll get big bucks in the free agent market as a #1 back once his contract is up.

8.87 ypc, 4 TDs (3 rushing) thru 4 games as a #2 rookie back. Yea, I'm impressed.

[Tyche]

Yeah, Forte is very good. Who knows who is better between he and Felix, but Felix has been hurt, and Felix is the #2 guy. The Bears have 1 RB period, and he gets like 25+ touches a game. No comparison.

In a Matt Ryan-less year, Forte is the ORoTY, no question.

That's understandable, but you cannot fault Forte for being their #1 back. Hell, he has numberst that are very comparable to Barber, and that's with Orton playing out of his mind. Felix numbers can look really good because he only carries the ball 7 or 8 times a game, not really a chance to let fatigue set in when you aren't an every down back.

Edit: refer to above for the ypc stat. 7 or 8 carries a game can skew that stat.

[archibaldcrane]

Not faulting Forte at all, nor am I attempting some sort of theoretical sideways dickriding of Felix - just stating why things are very clearly how they are.

[Dimmauk]

Bless you, bless you....

HOCK-MAN MINI DUMP GO

(nfl related amirite?)

NFL referee Ed Hochuli was able to go back in time today and fix his horrifically blown call in Sunday’s Broncos-Chargers game by using his superhuman strength to reverse the Earth’s rotation.

“People have always asked me: ‘Ed, what’s with the 74-inch biceps? Why do you spend 19 hours a day at the gym? What good is all that muscle on a referee?’” said Hochuli. “Well, now you know why I’ve been lifting for all these years.”

Hochuli’s inadvertent whistle in the fourth quarter on Sunday on a Jay Cutler fumble allowed Denver to retain possession and then go on to win the game. But while Chargers fans spent the last two days expressing their anger, Hochuli rested in preparation for his feat of strength. Then, with the nation asleep early this morning, Hochuli rose for his daily 4:00 a.m. workout – only this time he used his biceps to reverse the planet’s rotation, go back in time and silence his whistle, preserving a 38-31 San Diego win.

“Today was a max day anyway, so a big push of the earth fit my lifting schedule,” said Hochuli. “But even if it was a high reps day, I still probably would have done it. I am that dedicated to my job as a referee – I will even consider altering my workout regimen if there are no other options.”

Once his call was fixed, Hochuli spun the planet back to present time.

NFL commissioner Roger Goodell said he appreciated Hochuli’s efforts to fix the call, but isn’t sure if altering the past is allowed under league rules.

“This sets quite a precedent that would be tough to keep under control,” said Goodell. “Plus, would spinning the earth even work? I don’t think so. I know they did it in Superman, but the earth’s rotation has no bearing on time continuum.”

But Hochuli insists it worked.

“Precedent? What precedent? I’m the only person in the NFL strong enough to reverse the rotation of the earth, so he doesn’t have to worry about that,” said Hochuli, rolling up his sleeves. “And is Roger Goodell doubting me? Did I hear that correctly? Well, I’ve got two pythons here who can probably convince him. And when they’re done with him, I’ve got a couple of pecs who will dance over his grave. Look – look at me make them dance! Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. Raaaaaaaawwwwwhhhhh!”

This really happend.

[Deejay]

Yeah, Forte is very good. Who knows who is better between he and Felix, but Felix has been hurt, and Felix is the #2 guy. The Bears have 1 RB period, and he gets like 25+ touches a game. No comparison.

In a Matt Ryan-less year, Forte is the ORoTY, no question.

you think the titans would be 10-0 without chris johnson? and he's got better numbers than forte all the sharing carries with slow ass lendale white.