Man cuts off his own head with a chainsaw

[Metah]

I wonder what he thought about while waiting for the timer to go off.

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[Lbelle]

edit: nm works now

[Souj]

'A large area of carpet had blood splattered all over it because of the way the Black and Decker chainsaw had been spinning around.'

Need blood splattered all over your carpet? nothing does it better than a Black and Decker!



he was offered 11 different houses and he turned them down for his 1bedroom apartment?

[BRP]

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hahahaha fuck

[BadKarma]

I bet he was thinking "Shit I hope i do this right"

[Ohaigaiz]

Best "instant" ways are jumping off building and shooting yourself in the head.

Reason I wouldn't shoot myself in the head: I might miss. People that shoot themselves in the mouth have to have the angle just right. If they shoot too high they'll hit their eyes ect or if they shoot too low they'll just miss altogether. I think using a shotgun pointed slightly up inside your mouth would be best since your head is basically incinerated. Cheapest way would be jumping off a building and as long as you land on your face you're good to go.

[Gunitsoldier]

I'm just saying why the fuck is there such gross ass gory topics/news popping up all the time now? Way more than often, I am not sure if it's because of Gaming receiving it's own forum or if it's just always been this way.

Also I am not sure if it's a joke but telling me to grow a pair when there is a ban warning for people posting pictures of spiders without spoiler tagging it..

IN B4 DEN DUN CLICK DUH TOPIC.

Shut the fuck up you whiny bitch. Jesus christ you're just moaning bout something just to moan. Read the fucking title, what does it say? A CUT OFF HEAD BY A CHAINSAW, that tells you exactly what to expect, gross pictures and guess what faggot, I don't see any pictures so as Mrcloudz said, fucking grow a pair you spineless pansy.

[Darunia]

Surprised there hasnt been any austin powers head jokes in this thread yet.

[Ohaigaiz]

:3

There's gross topics because some of us are gross people. ENJOY YOUR FREEDOM OF SPEECH MOTHER FUCKER.

Should I even say that since I could get b& for something? I guess not, but whatevs bro.

[Churchill]

guise my vagine hertz so please delete topic

[Mrcloudz]

Reason I wouldn't shoot myself in the head: I might miss. People that shoot themselves in the mouth have to have the angle just right. If they shoot too high they'll hit their eyes ect or if they shoot too low they'll just miss altogether. I think using a shotgun pointed slightly up inside your mouth would be best since your head is basically incinerated. Cheapest way would be jumping off a building and as long as you land on your face you're good to go.

That's why you don't shoot yourself in the mouth, you shoot yourself in the temple. Goes straight through both hemispheres, and unless you're retarded and can't aim directly perpendicular with the direction you're facing, can't fail. None of that hitting your eyes bullshit.

Another risk of doing it in the mouth is that the bullet may do nothing except sever your corpus callosum and exit the skull and end up leaving you brain damaged, like this guy (except with him it was an iron pole, not a bullet).

[guartz]

guise my vagine hertz so please delete topic

lol..

obscure WoW celebrity reference +1

[Ghost_Wheel22]

Fucking pussy electric. If I was going to cut my head off I would use my Stihl 660 with the 36" bar. Just start in half choke and fall on it.

[Demetrius*]

I wonder if he could recite the alphabet after his head came off